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One Direction Still Amazed By ‘Mind-Blowing’ Success

‘If you had said to us a year ago that we were gonna be touring America, we would have fell on the ground laughing at ya,’ Niall Horan tells MTV News. By Jocelyn Vena One Direction Photo: Gilbert Carrasquillo/FilmMagic

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Lucy Pinder Topless Phototshoot for her 2012 Calendar 6 Months In of the Day

Thesee Lucy Pinder 2012 Calendar pictures that I’ve been seeing around the internet today, even though 2012 is half over, and the end of the world is only 6 months away, are so fucking hot they froze up my computer and pretty much broke the fucking thing…. Seriously, I never really bother with UK Glamour Models who have hot fucking tits and who don’t mind showing them off, cuz let’s face it they are just tits, even if they are spectacular tits, a lesson more girls need to learn, cuz the only bitches I see flashing and topless in life who aren’t strippers, are feminist lesbians, and there is no real fun in that….but Lucy Pinder gets it, owns it and is going places… TO SEE THE REST OF THE HQ PICS CUZ SHE’S AMAZING FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Aubrey O’Day Desecrating the Flag for July 4th of the Day

I follow Aubrey O’Day on Instagram, so I saw these pics as she posted them, and I commented on them calling her out for being a pig rolling in the mud and other fun, mean spirited jokes that don’t represent the fact that I’d totally let her smother me to death with her fat ass, even if I find her fat ass a disappointment as far as asses go, because I am used to disappointment, and the fact that she’s been on TV makes her relevant enough to be a good story….I mean pretty much the same reason I’d bang Oprah, Rosie, Whoopi Goldberg and all other gross pussy that’s been labeled a celebrity for whatever glitch in the universe reason…. I do dig that she’s giving some half naked low quality pics to her fan base and haters like me….cuz it is more interesting than her not being half naked….especially when she was destined to be a hooker, she just got side tracked.

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Lindsay Lohan is a Geisha Liz Taylor for Halloween in July of the Day

I have Lindsay Lohan’s phone number, or at least it was her phone number a few years ago, cuz she’s the one who texted me in one of her fits of crazy, that led to a great friendship that ended in her hotel room 3 years ago… I still text it every couple of days, but rarely get a response….until yesterday where she or whoever it was pretending to be her, went nuts, saying they will call the police and that I am a stalker and shit…. To which I replied; Good luck on the low grade made for TV movie that screams “I failed bro”….you were a superstar…..now you are nothing….go fuck your useless self with Sam Ronson’s dick….. That is how romance happens…and it made me laugh, more than her posting this picture where she is playing Liz Taylor as Cleopatra that she felt was Japanese…She’s boring, but I still think she’s got great fake tits…and sometimes that is all that matters….

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Lindsay Lohan is a Geisha Liz Taylor for Halloween in July of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is a Geisha Liz Taylor for Halloween in July of the Day

I have Lindsay Lohan’s phone number, or at least it was her phone number a few years ago, cuz she’s the one who texted me in one of her fits of crazy, that led to a great friendship that ended in her hotel room 3 years ago… I still text it every couple of days, but rarely get a response….until yesterday where she or whoever it was pretending to be her, went nuts, saying they will call the police and that I am a stalker and shit…. To which I replied; Good luck on the low grade made for TV movie that screams “I failed bro”….you were a superstar…..now you are nothing….go fuck your useless self with Sam Ronson’s dick….. That is how romance happens…and it made me laugh, more than her posting this picture where she is playing Liz Taylor as Cleopatra that she felt was Japanese…She’s boring, but I still think she’s got great fake tits…and sometimes that is all that matters….

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Lindsay Lohan is a Geisha Liz Taylor for Halloween in July of the Day

Sharon Stone in a Weird See Through of the Day

Sharon Stone is tapping into her glory days….of flashing body parts that America has deemed inappropriate, indecent, smutty, vulgar, pornographic, obscene and scandalous…you know shit you aren’t supposed to flash or people aren’t supposed to be into you flashing…even though that would make them homosexuals…something else that is frowned upon in America…making for one huge sexually confused culture that is obsessed with violence, sex, money, power, fast food, and material goods….while making a big deal out of a little pussy or titty action….retarded…. What’s even more retarded is Sharon Stone’s shirt….I mean I’d be down with this style if people under 55 picked up on it….because at 55, it is kinda depressing, even if I appreciate how comfortable she is with herself cuz she’s reached the age of not giving a fuck…..and even if I’d still do her….It’d be better on a 20 year old….. Weird. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sharon Stone in a Weird See Through of the Day

Sharon Stone is tapping into her glory days….of flashing body parts that America has deemed inappropriate, indecent, smutty, vulgar, pornographic, obscene and scandalous…you know shit you aren’t supposed to flash or people aren’t supposed to be into you flashing…even though that would make them homosexuals…something else that is frowned upon in America…making for one huge sexually confused culture that is obsessed with violence, sex, money, power, fast food, and material goods….while making a big deal out of a little pussy or titty action….retarded…. What’s even more retarded is Sharon Stone’s shirt….I mean I’d be down with this style if people under 55 picked up on it….because at 55, it is kinda depressing, even if I appreciate how comfortable she is with herself cuz she’s reached the age of not giving a fuck…..and even if I’d still do her….It’d be better on a 20 year old….. Weird. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Carly Rae Jepsen Gets ‘Giddy’ Talking About LMFAO Collabo

Canadian pop singer describes writing song with Redfoo over the phone. By Jocelyn Vena Carly Rae Jepsen Photo: Carly Rae Jepsen has captured America’s collective eardrums with her inescapable hit “Call Me Maybe,” teasing just what pop lovers might hear on her in-the-works full-length debut, set for release in September. In addition to her duet with Owl City on “Good Time” and an already-teased collaboration with her boss, Justin Bieber , the singer has shared that she is also working with LMFAO party rocker Redfoo on the fall release. “I ran into Redfoo from LMFAO at the airport,” she told Billboard magazine, via Ace Showbiz , about the collaboration, explaining that they’ve been writing together over the phone. So he called her, no maybes about it. “And we’ve been writing a song together today. Over the phone. “What I really love about music is that despite all this craziness, the creative process remains the same,” she continued. “And that same exciting feeling I had before anybody knew me, when I was just beginning to work on ‘Call Me Maybe,’ is the same feeling I had today with Redfoo from LMFAO.” Later this year, in addition to dropping her album, she’ll also be hitting the road with Bieber on his massive Believe tour , kicking off in September. “It’s not that I didn’t have my dream show built in my head before all of this — it’s just that I never had the resources together to actually put it to life,” she said. “I feel very giddy with the idea of making my imagination take form and being able to put on a show where people leave feeling like they’ve experienced something.” Related Artists Carly Rae Jepsen Lmfao

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Great Moments in Google Auto-Complete

As you’ve surely seen countless times, Google’s auto-complete feature fills in what it thinks you might be searching for when you start to type a query. Most of the time, especially if you enter more than 2-3 words, this can be fast, helpful and surprisingly accurate. Sometimes, though, it’s just hilarious. Take this example. When you simply type “Is”, the search engine suggests five apparently common searches, and five great questions of our time: Behold, a snapshot into the mind of America’s search engine subconscious. Is the Mitt Romney campaign getting nervous? Really? No clue why it would be right now, as President Obama looks shaky as ever. Nervous in that he might blow it? Only slightly less on the mind of Google users is whether or not Comedy Central star Daniel Tosh is homosexual. Definitely a profound topic of debate. Snooki , pneumonia contagiousness and Twitter crashing round out this amazing top five. Twitter really does go down a lot for a site of its stature. Follow the jump for more great Google auto-complete results: Is it a boy or a girl? Who knew Google was an ultrasound tech! The long and short of it: People are rather obsessed with all things gay and medical, and incapable of looking out the window to see if it’s raining right now. Finally, the time-honored, philosophical questions of whether God and/or vampires really exist remain unanswered. The Vampire Diaries isn’t proof enough??

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To Woody With Love: Woody Allen’s 9 Most Entertaining On-Screen Surrogates

Woody Allen has cemented an historic onscreen legacy by managing to play a grand total of one single character for the last 47 years. (What versatility!) Needless to say, it’s been one hell of a character: Allen’s extreme version of himself, trading on some of the most base cultural stereotypes out there about New Yorkers, Jews and intellectuals, has, logically or not, repeatedly held mainstream America’s interest. Yet, in a halfhearted nod to the idea of variety, Allen hasn’t always played the character himself – due to the constraints of age, style, and physical type, he’s occasionally enlisted actors to come in and do their best Woody Allen imitation over the years. With a new addition to the coterie coming in To Rome With Love – Jesse Eisenberg is a neo-Woody if ever there was one – it’s worthwhile to take a look back at Allen’s nine most entertaining surrogates. Kenneth Branagh, Celebrity Could the staid, withdrawn nature of British mores and culture – or those of the Irish, for that matter – be any further from the traits needed to play the Woody character effectively? It seems like a counterintuitive choice, but going with Branagh for the Woody surrogate in Celebrity (one of Allen’s more underappreciated films) was a smart choice; Branagh’s natural composure collides in an interesting way with the foregone conclusion of the character’s neuroses and tics. The result is a performance where Branagh is restrained on the surface while seemingly jittery and anxious underneath – a more subtle and surprisingly effective way of making Allen’s comedy work. Jason Biggs, Anything Else One of Allen’s most maligned pictures, it’s this writer’s contention that Anything Else has received an undeservedly bad rap. Sure, the chemistry between Biggs and Christina Ricci is closer to producing liquid nitrogen than hot sparks, but there’s plenty of great one-liners, and Allen himself steals the show. Biggs, one of the least skilled actors to portray a Woody alter ego, is nevertheless entertaining in a performance that paints the character in even broader, more direct strokes than Woody’s on-the-nose performances normally do. It’s as far from subtle as can be, but the broadness and directness of Biggs’ choices sometimes serves to let the delivery of Allen’s bon mots swing for the fences. Larry David, Whatever Works Could there be a more appropriate Allen surrogate under the sun than uber-neurotic Larry David? The cultural connection between the two couldn’t be more apparent; Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm could never have been seen as potentially viable in mainstream America without Allen’s career success. Giving his performance far more vitriol than what Allen is capable of, David revels in the misanthropy that is present, but often more subtly disguised, in Allen’s films. John Cusack, Bullets Over Broadway This is what happens when a talented, popular actor really uses their likability to channel the Woody character well. As famous as Allen is, his character’s narcissism (as well as his personal transgressions later in life) can make him difficult for audiences to root for at times. Cusack blended the typical Woody persona with his own undeniable charm to create a character who, when in a tough spot, you can’t help but empathize with. That would be good if this was a simple relationship film, but when Cusack’s character is getting into danger by dealing with gangsters, it’s more than good – it’s great.

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