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Dolce and Gabana Support Homosexuality on Vacation of the Day

Dolce and Gabana are so gay….and so is every chachi motherfucker who wears their 100 dollar t-shirts to impress the chicks when all you’re really doin’ is makin’ these ‘mo’s richer…I have no easy with homosexuality at all, I don’t care who is fucking who as long as people are fucking, but I wonder if middle America dudes who pick this shit up at TJ Maxx, or the meatheads I see walking into cheesy clubs know what they’re really getting themselves into and the whole thing is funny to me…. If you’re wondering why I am posting this, it’s not cuz I just jerked off to it, it’s cuz there was a chick in a bikini there and that shit is my job….I promise…no…seriously guys, come on….I’m not gay…ok…it’s getting old…you can stop now…fine…you wanna hear that I’m gay…you want me to admit it…will that make you shut the fuck up….fine I jerk off to cock….not fuck yourself…

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Salma, Penélope, Javier Up for ALMA Awards

It’s going to be a hot night indeed. Penélope Cruz, Javier Bardem, Benjamin Bratt and America Ferrera top the list of film and television actors due to be feted at…

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Ikea Is The Disney World of China

We’re not sure how to break this to you.

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Ikea Is The Disney World of China

Poor Jon Gosselin Just Wants a Normal Life!

He’s living it up as America’s most eligible bachelor, but Jon Gosselin says he would rather punch the ol’ clock instead of appearing on a reality show. “I wish I had a 9-to-5 job instead of the nightmare I’m living .

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Vote for Kayden Kross of the Day

I hate Spike, but I love Kayden Kross, so before I get started I want everyone to know I am doing this for her and not for them. She hit me up saying she entered some contest with Spike asking me to vote for her and as I looked around at the other girls and thought it was a fucking crime that she wasn’t winning, because based on her look, her pics and her video she’s got it going on and the other girls are ghetto, cheesy trash they found at the Ed Hardy discount bin

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Mena Suvari and her Forehead in a Bikini of the Day

The fascinating thing about Mena Suvari is that she must be 40 years old by now, but she’s still got the upper body of a 12 year old and the ass of a stallion…wait…that sounded kinda gay…what I was trying to say is that her ass is all firm and round and amazing like it was when she hit puberty….and it is weird because when she was in the America Pie movies and she was put up against Tara Reid and Shannon Elizabeth I barely notcied her and the only reason I did was because of the way her alien-lookin’ forehead reflected the light blinded me and reminded me of a night a fell asleep on the train tracks and was rudely awaken by some cop shining his flashlight in my fucking face, before he beat the fuck out of me, but look at her now….

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Inglourious Basterds Proves It: We Love Our Nazi Movies!

Achtung! Quentin Tarantino had his biggest weekend opening with Nazi-killin’ epic Inglourious Basterds : $37.6M.

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Inglourious Basterds Proves It: We Love Our Nazi Movies!

Jon Gosselin Seeks to Get Laid at Casino

Continuing his nationwide boinking tour, Jon Gosselin chatted with a woman at Foxwoods Resort Casino in Mashantucket, Conn., earlier this week. Based on her expression, pants are just minutes away from hitting the floor. Look out, Hailey Glassman .

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Jon Gosselin Seeks to Get Laid at Casino

Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes Go Public

After months of rumors and secret, low-key hookups, confirmed mistresses LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian went on a very public golf date Thursday.

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Will Miss USA Kristen Dalton Win Miss Universe?

Following lots of important questions, crucial bikini poses and a dreadful live performance by Heidi Montag , Dayana Mendoza will formally cede her crown as the 2009 winner of the Miss Universe pageant is named on Sunday night. Representing America will be Miss USA Kristen Dalton. Contrary to popular belief, Carrie Prejean did not win the Miss USA pageant, Kristen Dalton did

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Will Miss USA Kristen Dalton Win Miss Universe?