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Kelly Brook Nude and Wrestling and Inflatable of the Day

Kelly Brook is the worst…but watching her wrestle an inflatable while being a human inflatable is a fetish in and of itself… I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never meet her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there… She’s got these massive tits, that sometimes come with a massive everything else because she’s pushing 40 and like most girls with big tits she gets fat easily…but right now…she’s not at her fattest…. So that love/hate relationship with her is that I love big tits, they are fun. I love desperation that makes a girl pull out her tits in photos to become a titty model…and I love when it works to a certain level…because it encourages other girls to show their tits…but I hate that when they make it, they forget they are a titty model, they forget their whore roots, and think they are actual talent… I do miss the days of making fun of her miscarriage…that I am sure was an abortion that led her to America to live out the America dream…. I don’t like this implied nudity shit…come on fatty…show me labia like you used to back when you cared… The post Kelly Brook Nude and Wrestling and Inflatable of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Pepsi Ad: PULLED Following Controversy!

Well, we suppose this was inevitable. Yesterday, social media lost its collective mind over Pepsi’s attempt to cash in on the nation’s current socio-political strife with a commercial in which Kendall Jenner heals America’s ills by handing a cop a cold can of carbonated sugar water. If that sounds like an exaggeration, check out the ad for yourself … Kendall Jenner: SLAMMED For Tone Deaf Pepsi Commercial … it might be your last chance, as Pepsi announced today that in response to growing controversy , the ad will be pulled from its marketing rotation. The company issued the following statement moments ago: “Pepsi was trying to project a global message of unity, peace, and understanding. Clearly, we missed the mark, and we apologize.” (“Ya think?!” Twitter could be heard responding in unison.) The statement continued: “We are pulling the content and halting any further rollout. We also apologize for putting Kendall Jenner in this position.” The only one who should be apologizing to Kendall is her agent for not tossing the script for this tone-deaf piece of performative wokeness in the trash, then tossing the trash can out the window. If you don’t want have the three minutes to spare, or just want to save yourself the pain of watching a soda company try and fail to impress you with its social consciousness, here’s a rundown: Blonde Kendall is modeling when she sees a protest going on and decides to revert back to brunette #WokeBae Kendall and join the resistance. The protesters instantly recognize her #WokeBae-ness and are happy to have her. But what about the cops? Surely, they can’t be happy about this celebrity riling up the crowd, right? Ha! Don’t underestimate the power of #WokeBae Kendall. She cracks a cold Pepsi, and suddenly, the cops are … down with the cause? We’re not really sure. The ending is just one of the many things about this ad that’s confusing as hell, but the contrasting images above circulated on social media and help to underscore what so many found offensive about the spot. Initially, Pepsi went into damage control mode, releasing a statement reading: “This is a global ad that reflects people from different walks of life coming together in a spirit of harmony, and we think that’s an important message to convey.” Wisely, they since decided to change course. Curiously, Kendall has yet to speak out on the controversy at all. Somewhere, we’re sure Caitlyn Jenner is assuring her that none of this would have happened if Ted Cruz had gotten elected . View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Pepsi Ad Enrages the Internet

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Madison Beer in a Magazine and in a Bikini of the Day

Madison Beer is some stage parented, Justin Bieber found object, with tits that are trying to make it in America through song, and through tits, because people like 18 year olds and their tits, and now is the window of their tit opportunity to maximize and establish their tit future. Now she’s in a magazine, showing the tits, but not to the extent we want to see the tits, that’s all part of the tit mystery. Here is her social media tits… Here she is in fitness The post Madison Beer in a Magazine and in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ansel Elgort, Regular Guy, Tried (And Failed) To Play It Cool Around Ryan Gosling

Ansel Elgort tells MTV News what happened when he met Ryan Gosling at CinemaCon.

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The Great GOP Twitter Meltdown

How Republican infighting illuminates the current state of America’s most screwed-up social network

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Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day

Dakota Johnson was at the beach with some Jonatan Taylor Thomas looking dude in a bikini top…where she got into a red bikini of her own…like she was some kind of fiery seductive vixen…while really she’s just boring…. Now in her defense, she’s not offensive looking in her bikini like some kind of Ashley Graham where you can’t figure out why she’s getting cast in movies where she plays the mousy girl trying to figure her sexuality out….and she is probably a real fucking pervert thanks to being third generation Hollywood, her grandmother was raped by Alfred Hitchcock, and her mom…by everyone in the industry before settling with Anotonio Banderas…and making this one with Don Johnson…during Miami Vice days… I think it’s me, while on the beach or in the park when I see a girl in a bikini I get excited and want to jerk off in the nearest body of water to be subtle about it…but I am old…and jerking off is never subtle as I scream at my cock to get on with it, get over it, finish it off already… But pictures of bikinis…fuck that…I want my computer time spent looking at spread assholes TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE So – she wore a white one piece and looked a bit better…because she’s on all fours – but still boring…. The post Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Iggy Azalea Twerking of the Day

I guess this is an Iggy Azalea new video…. Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit. Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is beyond me… She played this whole ratchet stripper angle, but the reality is she came to America from Australia on a work visa you have to pay 10,000 dollars for. She’s not some slutty refugee who happened to get a record deal. She’s a fucking bullshit lie… Well here she is continuing the lie – because it made her money….and will continue to make her money and really being a ratchet stripper is not a hard thing to pull off..it’s not like strippers are well trained dance experts or whatever…it’s bottom of the barrel shit… The post Iggy Azalea Twerking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martha Hunt’s Weird Body in a Bikini of the Day

America is funny, at least in how they use models, they either love girls who starve themselves…and who after their Victoria’s Secret fashion show post pics of them eating burgers because they haven’t eaten in weeks….like that’s a good thing….or girls who are 300 pounds….so either you’re too fat to be skinny, or not fat enough, but normal healthy chicks are shit…weird but I guess America is weird…you’re president is some kind of Circus freak… That said, Martha Hunt, and her weird hip to waist ratio that makes me think she’s not supposed to be this skinny, but she’s getting paid to be this skinny, and girls will do whatever they can to get that money…especially when you’re the last american model…that isn’t plus sized…but she is in a bikini and that works for me…because I like whatever Taylor Swift, her handler is allowing to go on here…showing her athleticism with some bikini good times. The post Martha Hunt’s Weird Body in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Big Romantic Girl of the Day

Ariel Winter is likely a very fucked up human thanks to being sold off by her parents at a young age, to be put on screen in Hollywood on a massive TV show at a young age. Forced to work with hookers like Sofia Vergara – where she learned the importance of tits and how tits can take you out of a third world country and bring you and your child to America…to live the American dream….which is probably why Ariel Winter got her tits fully rebuilt….but what no one told her in their coddling, is that fat is gross, and fat at 18 isn’t overly digusting because the skin is still tight…but fat at 18 will become obese from 30 so maybe you should be quitting drinking you little mexican looking bitch… But she’s teaching us a very important thing, and that is if you’re fat and sloppy at 18 and likely real fat and sloppy by 25, you will still be able to find love or find someone to kiss you under the fireworks..because bitch is rich and famous and MOOCHES fucking love that…..romance…because not all mooch relationships are women mooching on rich men…it’s a two way street and these child stars are the easiest targets… We can all agree – this would be better as a throat fucking video – you know real romance…but whatever… The post Ariel Winter’s Big Romantic Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Underwood Tit in Nature of the Day

Sara Underwood is more than just the girl Ryan Seacrest bought fake tits for..because Ryan Seacrest loves big clown tits…it makes him feel like less of a psychopath homosexual as he manipulates the world into thinking he is Mister Voice of America…with all the money he’s making a year from the Kardashian show – to all the other bullshit he’s involved in… She’s more than just a Playboy pussy we’ve all seen, or an old and washed up Playboy model who tried to be a TV host… She’s also a low level instagram hooker who takes weird travel photos of herself in random places like some kind of terrible fucking narcissist which all these women are…and occasionally she busts out tits so you remember who she is and so you know she still cares… The post Sara Underwood Tit in Nature of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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