The problem in our society is that cunts like Beyonce are celebrated as gods, as moral leaders, as the people all these other people they have brain washed and marketed themselves to in a scamming money making scheme that works…because everything about Beyonce is fucking terrible, garbage, negative, self indulgent, spoiled brat narcissist…who goes so far as to stage cheesy pregnancy photoshoots – because she either knows the world will eat it up and talk about it – and she can sell some songs…are keep people thinking about her while she’s gone to be a MOM and pregnant breeding farm animal with a litter of pieces of shit inside her…I hate beyonce… This is like a stripper coming back to the club for one weekend of pure pregnancy lab dances for her regulars, you know a cash in, a give them a taste of her pregnancy, because they’ll like it, as lonely men they fantasize about knocking a bitch up….not that strippers really leave when pregnant – they need the money for their meth… So this is worse than a stripper…working through her pregnancy because she needs the money – because BEYONCE has the fucking money – enough money to shut the fuck up and disappear…but instead – she still brings in as people call her the QUEEN and she channels Jesus’ crown of thornes…what the fuck… If there was a god, he would have drowned this demon in the underwater portion of the shoot..I mean him or Jay Z jus to shut this garbage up.. The worst….but probably better than when she starts stage parenting all these spawns of hers…that’ll be the actual worst… The post The Rest of the Self Absorbed, Narcissist Naked Beyonce Pregnancy Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t find Margot Robbie hot. I know people think I am crazy, but I can’t see past that she’s clearly a big girl and we hate big girls, but more importantly, I can’t see past the fact that one sex scene in a Scorcese movie with Leo has given her this ridiculous career…all while being Australian…this isn’t making America Great again…and sure she’s not a Muslim stealing your jobs, she’s a rich and famous overpaid, married cunt…but she’s probably a bigger terrorist than most of the people detained at the borders and sent home…because everything she represents…is just the fucking worst. It’s going to make girls think they too can be naked in a move and have all the producers think “shit we need a girl to overpay to keep budgets high, let it be her”… That said, she’s playing Tonya Harding in what we can assume is her attempt to win the Oscar, you know it’s a real relevant story…20 years ago…made for the Hallmark Channel and not the big screen, but whatever, Hollywood is lost and doing it. THAT SAID, I am a Canadian who lived before the internet, and was forced to jerk off to televised Figure Skating on one of the two channels I got…because we didn’t have the internet porn and needed something and these dancing on ice angels shake their panty wearing asses enough for a pervert like me to take advantage…so for the other figure skating fetishists…here’s some Margot Robbie…skating…shaking that big ass of hers… The post Margot Robbie Figure Skating Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Hudson just did a live instagram feed that I was watching…and trying to behave on…because I am a nice guy and don’t feel like getting my instagram deleted…even though it’s been deleted 4 times because no one understands my jokes…but luckily there were a lot of people asking her to get naked and show her tits – because we are all only human…basic humans…who like tits… She was trying to sell off workout gear, which I guess is her business now, not that she really needs a business – she’s a rich kid with a trust fund, but also and actress who made too much money over the years, who I like to troll – only because I have this storyline I created about her fucking everyone in Hollywood that makes me laugh…including but not limited to OWEN WILSON who was rumored to have tried to kill himself because of her…I guess she’s hot, good in bed and maintaining her celebrated ass through fitness But what I don’t understand is how she turned asian..oh right because she’s a vapid superficial twat who fears aging gracefully, because why would she do that – when she can look like a clown… The post Kate Hudson’s Double Chin and Swollen Botox Face of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s an America’s Funniest video that never actually went viral – at least not that I know of – of what looks like a drunk girl at the cottage doing a little Ma Carina on the couch with her friends for her dad…you know it’s what dad’s make all their 18 year old daughters do for them after getting them drunk… But then again, there is no dad in the sidelines of the video, so maybe my story is entirely fabricated…who can tell…but someone had to hold the video camera…of girl right when the ROOFIES kicked in…so that she doesn’t remember what happens next…. Hey Ma Carina…. The 90s song, turn Bar Mitzvah and Wedding choreographed dance, turned fail video….legendary… The post Drunk Girl Fake Fall During Ma Carina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid aren’t hot to me, but they are hot to the rest of the world who book them as the “it girl” sisters…because America likes rich kids with a dad who fucks Sugarbabies and a mom who is so vapid and superficial she gets on shows about being Vapid and superficial…while consistently marrying rich guys…it’s just garbage, LA county trash…that people forget is trash because they’ve scammed the world… I look at GIGI and BELLA Hadid..and think…damn they are overrated, they are dopey retard looking and should be working as interns at an entertainment company while doing their degree in some bullshit they won’t need because they’ll just marry a rich dude they have access too.. Yet instead they are social media influencer models, and they don’t do anything interesting or impressive… That was until today, when they decided to protest the TRUMP travel ban that I guess targets Muslims since it is in Muslim countries and that Facebook claim is the same ban Obama had during his presidency while bombing those countries – which could be seen as worse…but I am not into that, I am not going to act like I know or care…Muslims were killed a three hour drive from where I live in a Mosque and I don’t like that kind of hate, or bullshit..it’s like hate everyone, kill yourselves, hate the governement, but when you get to killing, you’re a real fucking asshole… Not that this protest GIGI and BELLA are attaching themselves to because they like attention, it’s a PR stunt, and they get to connect to the Muslim americans because their dad is Arab… It’s a good PR move, that allows them to think they have some substance or value… But the truth is they should just sign over their model money they don’t need or deserve, if they really cared for more than just a PR photo opp…it would have more results than this… Not to mention GIGI looks 40 and Bella looks ugly…because they are…that’s how being overrated work…Garbage…activists making it about their narcissistic selves… That said, she’s in Vogue UK with her Brother, who I’ve seen them pimping out, narcissists like to keep it in the family, same genetics, but they also like to fuck their family, because they see themselves in their siblings…which explains why little Hadid is inappropriately touching her, he probably jerks off to her, and she’s trying to get her entire family to pull off the same scam she did…and it will work because society are fucking morons… Here’s her cleavage….that’s that all that really matters.. The post Gigi and Bella Hadid are Bullshit Arab Activist But Have Cleavage and Do Incest for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When it comes to reality stars, Lisa Vanderpump is one of the most quotable out there.. She never hesitates to share her two cents about, well, anything, and she's genuinely witty! Whether she's bickering with her co-stars on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills , or giving her staff members the pink slip on Vanderpump Rules , she's incredibly entertaining.. Scroll down for some of best quotes… ever! 1. The LVP LVP has no compunction with laying down the law. It’s great. 2. LVP Likes Wine LVP has a way with words and manages to make anything funny. 3. She LOVES Dogs LVP likes dogs… a little too much. 4. Best Boss Ever? Lisa likes heads to turn when she speaks. 5. On Swallowing LVP is not the best at swallowing. 6. The P—Y Comment Reunion tapings are a drag, but LVP brightens them up. View Slideshow
Donald Trump has been president for such a short time, but so many people are already over it. From his whiny little hissy fits over the crowd at his inauguration — or the lack of a crowd, we should say — to the decisions he's made to … it's all bad, OK? We could take the time to break down all the developments over the past week, or over the past couple of months since he won the election, but we don't have the heart. Instead, let's just check out some pitiful tweets from some unfortunate souls who actually voted for the guy. Yep, there's a lot of regret over on Twitter these days … 1. “A Small Minded Petulant Baby” May be time to work on your perception skills, bud. 2. “You’re Out of Control” … Because before he became president, he was the very picture of self control? 3. “Obama Had Me Covered” Next time, it might be a good idea to do a little research for the jackass you’re voting for, huh, Glenda? 4. “Dude …” Again, did these people simply never pay attention to Trump before voting for him? How could you miss this? 5. “I Voted for You to Make America Great Again!” Raise of hands, who actually thought that Trump would be a decent human being about this issue? 6. *Rage Tweet* Maybe ask around next time, Em. People would’ve told you. View Slideshow
Donald Trump is officially a terrible person. Well, we've known he was terrible for a good long while now , but his latest move really just takes the whole terrible cake. In case you missed it, Trump just signed an executive order that many are referring to the “Muslim Ban.” The order prevents anyone from Syria, Libya, Iraq, Sudan, Yemen, and Somalia from entering the country. Refugees from these countries, people with visas, people with green cards who have families and careers in the U.S.? If they're abroad for any reason, they can't come back. Also worth noting: though the banning of refugees is temporary, in the future they will be given a “religious test” before entering the country. Christians will receive preference. Oh, and one more thing: Trump is fine with people from predominantly Muslim countries to which he has business ties. It's alarming, it's horrifying, and it obviously discriminatory. See how celebrities are reacting to Trump's order, which is now in effect. 1. Judd Apatow “He doesn’t understand that this will lead to people in America becoming radicalized as a result of his ignorance and cruelty.” 2. Sophia Bush “THESE are the HUMAN BEINGS Trump banned today. REFUGEES fleeing ISIS. Children. Their families. Shame on him. May God help us.” 3. Michael Moore “That the President of the United States would order on Holocaust Memorial Day the banning of a people due to their religion is reprehensible. To our Muslim neighbors in the world: I & tens of millions of others are so very sorry. The majority of Americans did not vote 4 this man.” 4. Jessica Chastain “WW2- USA Turned Away Thousands of Jewish Refugees Fearing That They Were Nazi Spies. TODAY- Trump signs order banning Syrian refugees.” 5. George Takei “The 9/11 attackers were from Saudi Arabia, Egypt & UAE–not the 7 nations in the immigration ban. These all do have Trump properties though.” 6. Andy Richter “What’s happening is repugnant. We’re supposed to be unique, a haven. We’re betraying our heroes.” View Slideshow
If you watched Vanderpump Rules last night , you known that the highlight of the episode was unquestionably the roast of Jax Taylor. For the most part, the cast showed some surprising comedic chops in skewering the West Coast’s answer to The Situation Unfortunately, as is often the case at this sort of event, someone crossed the line into decidedly “not cool” territory – and surprisingly, it was a member of the audience. As fans of the show know, rumors about Jax being gay have been circulating for years. At this point, it’s sort of a running gag amongst the group of frenemies, and while there may be problematic undertones, it seems that the humor isn’t rooted in homophobia, but rather in the notion that Jax used to exchange sexual favors for rent money. But that’s not the way Brittany Cartwright’s mother sees it. If you watch Vanderpump Rules online , then you’re aware that Brittany’s mom, Cherrie, is an ultra-conservative, deeply religious woman who’s less than thrilled about her daughter’s choice of suitor. Remarkably, however, she was unconcerned about the allegations that Jax loves cocaine, cheated on every girlfriend he’s ever had, and has served time behind bars on numerous occasions. What did bother her, however, was what she described as the “homosexual stuff.” Jax’s alleged past as a male escort made its way into the night’s stand-up routines, and each time, Cherrie made no effort to conceal her chagrin. “He’s slept with many, many women,” Tom Schwartz joked about Jax at one point. “And a few men!” Cherrie grimaced as her daughter jokingly (we think) covered her ears. Several cast members and producer Andy Cohen have defended Cherrie, claiming that she was simply upset by the idea that her possible future son-in-law might be attracted to other But in addition to being rooted in a dangerous stereotype about bisexual men, that excuse doesn’t hold water for two reasons: Cherrie wasn’t upset about the many anecdotes regarding Jax’s infidelity with other women, and she was also outraged by the jokes about Brittany hooking up with Kristen. Taking place, as it does, in West Hollywood, and featuring as one of its stars the owner of a prominent area gay club, Vanderpump is usually a pretty progressive, liberal-minded show. Watch Vanderpump Rules Season 5 Episode 12 Online (Though the cast rightfully took some flak for reacting to the Orlando nightclub shooting for turning up and dancing on top of bars.) So fans were upset not only by Cherrie’s homophobic views, but the cast’s defense of her comments. “Britt & her mom are HUGE #LGBTQ activists,” Stassi Schroeder tweeted during the show. “Any mom would be concerned if she heard her daughter’s bf might not be ‘into her.'” As we’re reminded every time we see some jackass with a Pepe the Frog meme as his avatar, there is still a lot of hate in America, and some of us are forced to confront it within our own homes or social circles. View Slideshow: 37 Classic Vanderpump Rules Moments in GIFs Except for in extreme cases, that doesn’t mean that we have to condemn the bigoted parties and sever ties. But it also doesn’t mean that we have to defend them or make excuses on their behalf. The way forward is to acknowledge hate and backward ideas and try to help our prejudiced pals see the error of their ways. Considering Jax and Brittany just landed a spinoff, we get the sense that this a position Mr. Taylor (who’s actually shown himself to be admirably right-minded on this particular issue) will find himself in more often in the years to come.
Zoe Saldana Explains Why She Plans To Trust Donald Trump We recently reported that actress Zoe Saldana was dragged to Uranus for defending Cheeto Mussolini after all her Hollywood friends ‘bullied’ him for winning the election. Zoe told AFP , that liberal Hollyweird got cocky when it came to last year’s election and turned to bullies when Trump won. Check out her quote below: “We got cocky and became arrogant and we also became bullies,” the 38-year-old actress said of Trump, who has been frequently berated himself for bullying tactics, including seemingly mocking a reporter with disabilities. “We were trying to single out a man for all these things he was doing wrong… and that created empathy in a big group of people in America that felt bad for him and that are believing in his promises. Annnnnnnnnd of course social media wasn’t feeling this mess… Zoe Saldana, so ur defending Donald Trump now, ur the exact opposite of what Nina Simone represented & this is why no 1 wanted u 2 play her pic.twitter.com/PcWJ3UOiXw — ♐Skin of Becky♐ (@IKilledBecky) January 14, 2017 Saldana now says that she is going to put her faith in Trump until her proves her wrong. The Dominican actress appeared on Univision’s Jorge Ramos’ Sunday show “Al Punto” to discuss her new movie “Live By Night” and was asked about her political stance: “I know, and I think I have to wait and see when things start happening.” “I think it’s my duty as an American to stay here, and see what happens: to unite my voice and my job and my actions to all the people who are trying to push forward, because if I leave in reality I’m not going to be helping this country to continue progressing. I think this country has been successful because those who’ve stayed have kept fighting.” She later added why she would trust him as the leader of this nation… “I have faith in him because he is the president of my nation and I wasn’t raised to prefer one person over another. I was raised to be an American and to give my duty and my respect to America, which is why I’m going to give him the respect he deserves until the other shoe drops, how we Dominicans say.” What do you think of Saldana’s comments about Cheeto-in-Chief Trump ? Sound off below.
