https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/773542778966016000 Dallas Cowboys top pick Ezekiel Elliott was cleared of domestic battery charges Wednesday.Police dropped the charges, which were brought on by Elliott’s ex-girlfriend Tiffany Thompson, who is White. Overwhelming evidence showed that Thompson lied when she said Elliott pulled her out of a car and assaulted her in Columbus, Ohio this July, just months after Elliott was […]
The FAT Amy Schumer being plus sized is obviously a reality that Amy Schumer is trying to own – because this being fat, loving your body, body positive, be empowered and live it, because you made it with all those donuts…is at the point of her posting bathing suit pics – as part of her worst joke… But the reality is we’re used to fat chicks, especially in bathing suits, and we know that even when they wear them they hate themselves. We know that she’s doing it for attention to carry her career..and most importantly, the most offensive thing about her is her face…then the shit that comes out of her mouth and brain…and the fat slob component is way down the laundry list of how much of a pile of overrated, not funny, overpaid shit this monster crawling out of the sea is…. Yes, you’re a fat girl in a bathing suit…go to the Jersey Shore for 4 minutes and she’ll seem like a fat chick not as fat as she can be because there is fatter in a bikini…holding a neon sign saying “LOOK AT ME…LOOK AT ME…I AM PROUD OF MY BODY….IT GETS ME FANS, JOBS, MONEY, YAY” Here’s what her sad little COMIC crying sounds like: I meant to write “good morning trolls!” I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you’ve never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone. This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like miss trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses! She’s probably on edge because she starved herself for 4 weeks before this pic was taken and is still fat….. I hate being exposed to this garbage…no one wants to see this shit… The post Amy Schumer in a Bathing Suit for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The FAT Amy Schumer being plus sized is obviously a reality that Amy Schumer is trying to own – because this being fat, loving your body, body positive, be empowered and live it, because you made it with all those donuts…is at the point of her posting bathing suit pics – as part of her worst joke… But the reality is we’re used to fat chicks, especially in bathing suits, and we know that even when they wear them they hate themselves. We know that she’s doing it for attention to carry her career..and most importantly, the most offensive thing about her is her face…then the shit that comes out of her mouth and brain…and the fat slob component is way down the laundry list of how much of a pile of overrated, not funny, overpaid shit this monster crawling out of the sea is…. Yes, you’re a fat girl in a bathing suit…go to the Jersey Shore for 4 minutes and she’ll seem like a fat chick not as fat as she can be because there is fatter in a bikini…holding a neon sign saying “LOOK AT ME…LOOK AT ME…I AM PROUD OF MY BODY….IT GETS ME FANS, JOBS, MONEY, YAY” Here’s what her sad little COMIC crying sounds like: I meant to write “good morning trolls!” I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you’ve never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone. This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like miss trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses! She’s probably on edge because she starved herself for 4 weeks before this pic was taken and is still fat….. I hate being exposed to this garbage…no one wants to see this shit… The post Amy Schumer in a Bathing Suit for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The 21st Annual Critics Choice Awards were held last night in Santa Monica, and with a whopping 51 categories, there were plenty of winners who have taken it off on screen! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
Live action cabbage patch doll Amy Schumer, who has blocked me on social media, because comedians are sensitive souls who make fun of everyone, including themselves, but don’t like being teased by other people, because it hurts their feelings… She was a rich Jewish kid, turned comedian everyone loves and I’m not a fan of her, but at the same time I don’t hate her or her success, I don’t know enough about her humor, it just seems like it may be a little low hanging fruit, laugh at the obvious, empower the fat chick…and I guess Pirelli, who have a calendar that has always been for models, at least that’s how they started many many years ago…when they came up with the concept for high fashion nudity for their calendar…but we can assume since there is no need for calendars anymore, just throw anyone in there…that will get attention…because pretty images of pretty people to hang on your wall just isn’t in…but making noise and supporting or empowering fat chicks is.. So here she is, with her face looking like a drawing it’s been so photoshopped and still not cute…with her fat rolls saying “it’s ok to be fat” and I am sure women everywhere are excited as fuck about this…in a “You go star”…way…but she’s just a marketer, marketing to that market the way they need to be marketed to. She knows she’s disgusting, but even being as disgusting as she is, guys will fuck her…even when she was just a bar tender…she knows she’s only good at jokes to make up for being ugly and this feeling liberated shit may be an act, may be a who gives a fuck, may be a “make fucking money”…but it is working…because what guys want to see doesn’t matter, and really guys can jerk off to anything – they’ll fuck anything…and if it has tits…they think anything is hot… So do I think a girl should have her fat photoshopped out, no, I like authenticity…but I think her face should be as authentic…no make-up…give it to us how it really is…like how I’d wake up next to her still drunk after she date rapes me because she’s aggressive and I’m desirable… ALL THIS TO SAY – TERRIFYING.. The post Amy Schumer for The Pirelli Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently the Hollywood Film Awards have been around for quite a while since they celebrated their 19th annual ceremony last night and many of the honorees have impressive bodies… of work! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
Not everyone was amused by Amy Schumer as host of Saturday Night Live last weekend. The comedian opened the show with a monologue that took aim at the Kardashians, at one point telling viewers at home and in the audience: “We used to have Khloé. Khloé was ours, right? Whenever there’s a group of women, you identify with one of them, right? “Khloé, she lost half her body weight. She lost a Kendall, and we have nothing.” While the joke seems relatively harmless, and while Khloe herself has taken public pride in her weight loss, some have accused Schumer of body-shaming the star. Kardashian herself certainly seemed to take exception to the quip, writing on Twitter a day after it aired: “No need 2 tear down others just 2 make urself feel bigger. It actually makes u quite small. I’m on a healthy journey. I don’t care 4the hate.” So… with the ball back in Schumer’s court, the Trainwreck star made no secret on Instagram today that she was addressing Khloe and all the Kardashians, penning in response: “Nothing but love for that family. I like idea of sending women the message to be happy in their own skin. #peace.” Did anyone else notice that? A semi-apology, but also a semi-slam? After all, Schumer is right. The message should be for everyone to be happy in their own skin, shouldn’t it? So then why are Khloe and her sisters telling fans to go waist train in order to lose weight? View Slideshow: 13 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer
Unless you just emerged from a shack in the woods where you've been hard at work on your 10,000-page anti-government manifesto, you've probably heard Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars hit “Uptown Funk.” It's that rare ear worm that we don't mind when it gets stuck in our heads, and the web has paid fitting tribute to the soulful modern classic on several occasions. There were the Texas high school students whose rendition made Mars cry. We got to hear Barack Obama sing “Uptown” in his presidential monotone. And, of course, because this is the Internet we're talking about a kitten rocked out to the song and turned out to be pure viral gold. But while all of those homages were impressive, it's possible that none of them required the patience and dedication as Uptown Funk Sung By the Movies. YouTuber DonDraperSaysWhat claims the video features 250 movie clips and took more than three months to make. Check it out and see how many separate flicks you can spot. You'll definitely never hear the chorus the same after seeing Christopher Walken's take on the word “watch.”
Amy Schumer has said she thinks about the two movie goers who died in Louisiana while watching her film, Trainwreck , on a daily basis. And now she's trying to do something that ensures no one will ever need to think about victims such as this ever again. Together with New York Senator Chuck Schumer, the comedian held a press conference on Monday that unveiled a three-part plan aimed at making it more difficult for violent criminals and the mentally ill to obtain guns. “We're here today to say enough is enough to mass shootings,” Schumer told reporters. According to The Associated Press, the proposed legislation would create financial rewards for states that submit all required records to the background check system. In turn, states that do not take this step would be face a punishment. The plan also calls on Congress to preserve mental-health funding and substance-abuse programs. On July 23, two were left dead and nine injured after a gunman opened fire during a screening of Trainwreck .
