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Amy Winehouse’s Fake Tits of the Day

I’ve always loved Amy Winehouse. I found her the hottest fucking pussy to hit the pop music scene. Not only did she sing like a black woman in the subway station I used to try to offer an extra dollar for a back alley blowjob to, but she also had serious fucking sex appeal. She always looked so fucking gutter all the fucking time….you know thanks to her drug addiction and lack of caring that left her skinny, dirty looking, toothless, unshowered and definitely something that smelled like piss, shit, cum and rotting flesh, that just felt like home to me…..but I think it had more to do with her being Jewish and my entire life I’ve had a Jewish girl fetish but they never really gave into my demands, I figured I’d be the source of their rebellion, you know the ultimate fuck you to their dad’s, but instead, they just ignore me and try to cross the street when I walk by, while Winehouse seemed like an accessible Jew, one who wouldn’t kick me out of her pussy if I was up inside her, even if it was in a rape situation, because that takes too much attention away from getting her next fix….I guess she’s just a package deal, and despite being so emaciated, she managed to keep her tits, mainly cuz they are fake tits now…but still give the affect of Fat tits on Skinny Body I’ve grown to love… Here are the pics… Pics via Fame

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Amy Winehouse Falls Over in "Domestic Accident"

Amy Winehouse fell over while navigating the treacherous corridors of her home Saturday, and as of yesterday remained in a private London clinic. These things happen when you’re Amy Winehouse … or Lindsay Lohan . “It was just a domestic accident and not serious,” her spokesman, Chris Goodman, reassures us. “She bruised her ribs and had a cut above an eye.” Not clear at this time? Whether Blake Fielder-Civil or her other trusted associates Johnny, Jack or Jim were present when the latest spill occurred. Also unclear? Which of the above figures is a poorer influence. As for why such minor injuries would warrant an extended stay with the doctors, we honestly have no idea, but it’s Amy Winehouse . Anything goes. “I don’t know if she’s still there,” her rep, who always works OT, said. “If she is, it’s not because something has happened. It’s because it’s nice.” Because it’s nice? Huh? Did this guy raid her stash of crack rocks? The UK’s Sun (we know) poses the theory that the latest tumble taken by the singer caused some bruising to her newly-purchased breast implants. Sorry for posting this so close to lunchtime on the East Coast.

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Amy Winehouse and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

Last fall Amy Winehouse got breast implants as a distraction to what must have been a drug overdose. It was one of those those hopsitalized for actually dying on their bathroom floor for 8 minutes before paramedics revived her and her people had to come up with a reason for the hospitalization so they went with implants, since implants are socially acceptable, and since her people thought she should stack the fuck up since Amy Winehouse had lost her natural big tits to addiction and malnourishment thanks to drugs, and in trying to spin this into something realistic and not damaging to her image that I think is already so damaged they nickname it Haiti, they actually had to follow through and get her fake tits, and here are the pictures of the commitment she has to her cause….. And here are her jacked up tits in a different outfit, because despite having the most rancid pussy around, bitch is still a bitch and likes to change her clothes sometimes, but don’t let that fool you into thinking she is hygienic and doesn’t smell, cuz she worked so hard at giving up on herself that I’m sure she wouldn’t want us to think she’s cleanin’ up…and I’d still love to rub her crust all over me genitals…. Pics via Fame

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Amy Winehouse Heads To The Slammer

No, it’s not what you’re thinking. Amy Winehouse isn’t going to jail, she’s going across the street from one. The singer reportedly purchased a new studio right near Pentonville Prison in north London, which she has dubbed Slammer Studios. A source said: “She’s bought her own studio which she can pop into any time inspiration takes hold.” We can only imagine the kind of inspiration Wino will get from a prison… Related Links:

The Celebrity Endangered Species List [Celebrity Rehab]

Now that Charlie Sheen is supposedly back on coke and hookers , it’s clear there are a bunch of stars out there who are at risk of ruining their lives due to drugs, booze, and other bad behavior. More

Your Favorite Wax Celebrities

Some of your favorite Hollywood stars have received the wax treatment from Madame Tussaud’s: Robert Pattinson , Britney Spears , Amy Winehouse , David Beckham , and John Travolta just to name a few. Check out the gallery to see some of your favorites.

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Amy Winehouse Taking Rehab Seriously

Singer Amy Winehouse is regularly checking in to rehab in her bid to stay off booze. The 26-year-old star has been keeping in contact with the rehab center despite winning her battle with alcohol according to the News of the World . “Things have got too much for her recently and it’s important she gets some help to control her drinking. She has come a long way from a couple of years ago but there’s still a long way to go. Right now life in London is getting on top of her.” You never ever really “win” the battle of addiction so it’s great to see that Amy is hard at work and taking her rehab seriously.

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Amy Winehouse…A Scientologist?

Am y Winehouse is reportedly the latest star to take an interest in Scientology after ex-hubby Blake Fielder-Civil got involved with the religion. A source says: “As soon as Amy heard Blake was into Scientology, she wanted to find out more. She idolizes the way he thinks about life. Anything Blake says, Amy believes. It’s worrying because Amy might get brain-washed.” Might get brain-washed…or already is?? The 26-year-old singer, who recently reunited with Blake, was raised Jewish which friends say will make her father Mitch “go mad” as he is “really proud of their heritage.” Related Links : No Change From Amy Winehouse

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Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil Make Out

Last night on The Bachelor, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi got engaged in large part because, to quote Jake, their chemistry is “lightning hot.” What a tool. Ridiculous cue card lines aside, certain couple just have that spark. Case in point? Newly-reunited former spouses Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil. The photo below was recently taken at Blake’s love nest in Sheffield, England. It’s believed to be the first image of the two since they got back together. How did they ever fail the first time? Eh, probably the heroin use and his prison sentence. But for the love of God, take a look at this searing passion … CRACK COCAINE: John Mayer likened former fling Jessica Simpson to hard drugs. These two also conjure up the image of crack cocaine, but not in the figurative sense John meant . The picture was taken by a friend at Blake’s flat, and is actually the first we’ve seen of them since November 2007 when Blake Fielder-Civil was arrested and jailed. The couple’s divorce was finalized in September 2009 but they became engaged again, or at least “in a relationship” on Facebook, just a few months after that. The image was released by a friend to show Amy and Blake are happy, despite rumors Blake is cheating on Wino with a pre-op transsexual , among other women. Here’s another picture of them just in case you weren’t sure the above one was legit, or you can’t get enough of the two, or you insist on torturing yourself … HEAT : Some couples just have it. [Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Amy Winehouse — Ex Marks the Spot

Filed under: Hook-Ups , Paparazzi Photo , Amy Winehouse Amy Winehouse is back to one of her old habits … kissing ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil.The 26-year-old rehabbed singer reunited with her ex outside a restaurant in England on Monday.No, no, no! See Also Winehouse: Coke Was Factor in Theater … Permalink

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