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Cool Runnings Written Under the Influence of Heroin

Reddit can be a great source of information, especially when it comes to their AMA (Ask Me Anything) posts. This week, screenwriter Tony Swerdlow took to the site in hopes of raising some publicity for his Indiegogo project,  The House Itself. However, it was Swerdlow’s admission of being high as a kite while writing such classics as  Cool Runnings and  Little Giants  that caught everyone’s attention. The amazing part? Swerdlow’s description of his reaction to the heroine, “it made no difference… it was like using oxygen it didn’t get me high.. just let me function.. glad you love the movie though.” So heroine is like oxygen? Not having ever used heroine I’ll have to take his word for it but that was certainly not what I would have expected. Swerdlow is clean now thanks to having suffered a heart valve infection that more or less forced him to drop the drugs. We wish him all the luck with his new film. Always nice to see someone get their act together, “like using oxygen” or not.

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Jennifer Aniston WILL BE Pregnant at 45 Next Year, Tabloid Alleges

Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? No. Not a chance. But hey, why let that stop you if you’re In Touch and you want a break from Kim Kardasian or Kate Middleton coverage? Exactly. Just go with it people. The celebrity gossip magazine claims that after YEARS of failed relationships, her baby dreams will FINALLY be realized … next year. Maybe. According to this obviously reliable source, Jen has begun IVF treatments, and if all goes as planned, she’ll be pregnant by her 45th birthday February 11. IF she’s not already. IN TOUCH WILL NOT RULE THAT OUT! “She’s ready,” says an insider close to Jen and fiancee Justin Theroux, adding that she will be “an amazing mom.” We have no doubt she will … but come on. How many years will it take before this story stops being recycled? Between this and her lack of weddings, we’re almost hitting Jen tabloid fatigue. She even said this week that she has no date set with Theroux, though she already feels married . Are kids in the future for them? Maybe. Or not. We won’t know for sure until she actually is pregnant, but she’s certainly in no hurry, and the obsession with the topic on tabloids’ part is a tad strange:

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Angelina Jolie: Pregnant With Twins Again (Tabloid Claims)!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have just experienced the mother of all “pregnancy shockers” and are – wait for it, and breathe – expecting TWINS! AGAIN**! ** – According to the new cover of OK! While fake weddings and pregnancies are standard celebrity gossip fare, this publication takes the cake as far as bogus Brangelina scoop goes. Not that it’s any surprise at this point. Jolie, the magazine says if you actually read the article, wants to become pregnant again – with twins, hopefully, before her ability to have kids ends. Considering Ange’s recent medical procedures – she underwent a double mastectomy and may have her ovaries removed next – we sort of doubt it. That and she and fiance Brad are devoted parents to six beautiful children already. Six! Unless you’re Michelle Duggar , that’s a lot to handle.

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Hi Hater: Momager Kris Jenner Encouraging Kimmy Cakes Not To Tie The Knot With Kanye Just Yet

Kris doesn’t want to phuck up that Kardashian scrilla. Kris Jenner Wants Kim To Slow Down Marriage Talk Kimmy has been married twice and she is only in her early 30s…. maybe mama Kris has the right idea. According to Naughty But Nice Rob Kim Kardashian‘s divorce from Kris Humphries is final and she just gave birth to a baby girl with Kanye West, but momager Kris Jenner is reportedly telling the couple to slow down and not get hitched any time soon. According to a new report, Kris doesn’t want to tarnish the Kardashian brand with another possible marriage failure. “Kris is encouraging the couple to NOT get married,” a family friend told Naughty But Nice Rob. “After Kim’s last, 72-day marriage, Kris feels like the Kardashian brand does not need another marriage disaster on its hands. She is telling them to take their time, to really think about it. A third divorce for Kim, is not something Kris wants for her daughter or her family business.” The source adds that Kim’s family is worried she looks to marriage for her happiness. “There is no doubt that everyone in the family wants to see Kim happy, but at the same time they are assuring her that she doesn’t need to be married to find happiness,” the insider said. “Kim adores Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, which is why her mom is using them as an example of how you can be a solid, committed couple, without having to say ‘I do.’ Kris originally used Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell as an example of a great couple that never got married, but Kim had no idea who these two were!” We think Kanye should watch his back because at the rate Kim is going, she will be the next Elizabeth Taylor with all these husbands….that’s not a good look ma. If we were Kanye, we would holla: “we want prenup.”

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Miranda Kerr for The Edit Magazine of the Day

Miranda Kerr is not nearly nude enough for The Edit Magazine, where she got into some one-piece bathing suits, as she ventures out on her own, into the cold dark scary world without a corporate backer, that could really backfire for her, despite having a pretty popular actor husband, and a lot of money in the bank, that even with it failing she’ll be okay, she’s already won…. What I don’t understand is why in this new Miranda Kerr hustle, she doesn’t get naked, after years of being half naked with her vagina and nipples photoshopped off of her like she was Angelina Jolie hiding from cancer…you’d think her rebellion now that she’s emancipated herself…would be hard nipples and bush everywhere…. I guess people aren’t as logical thinking as me….but in their defines I’m pretty autistic…logic is what we do.

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Happy 38th Birthday, Angelina Jolie!

One of the world’s most famous people and most beautiful women celebrates a birthday today. Angelina Jolie is now 38 years old. The super, duper star was a big enough name even prior to her major announcement last month – but she has now gained an even larger following after admitting to a double masectomy . Jolie made her first public appearance over the weekend since the reveal, smiling on the red carpet of the World War Z premiere alongside Brad Pitt. Oh. Right. She’s also basically married to Brad Pitt. So not a bad life overall for Angelina Jolie. Join us now in wishing her a very happy birthday!

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Behati Prinsloo Modeling for Free People of the Day

These pics of Behati Prinsloo modelling for Free People, may be boring as fuck, but I like Victoria’s Secret models when they are modelling anything but Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret shit is so predictable, so repetitive, so photoshopped vagina lip and nipple, not that Free People is anything better, but just a different vibe to really show us how diverse a model this Behati is, while doing the exact same thing she does for every one of her clients, only this time in less lingerie…when really she should be following her NIPPLES IN THIS SHOOT’S LEAD cuz nipples are better than no nipples, right Angelina Jolie? But the problem with Behati, has nothing to do with her not showing off her nipples, but everything to do with her having had unprotected sex with Adam Levine, even if they are broken up, it means she was starstruck by him, groupied on him, and let him cum inside her with all his money and gelled hair, and a girl into that, is one who should be taken out back and shot for being just like every other girl, impressed by pop shit. The worst. Here’s the video…anyway…

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Paris Hilton Modeling Lingerie Even Though She’s Old and Fat of the Day

Paris Hilton is way too old to be staging these kinds of shoots for herself, because you know no one hired her to be doing this. This is up on some bored housewife shit. Hiring a photographer for the day in efforts to feel sexy and glamourous while the husband is out fucking new , young pussy. I mean that is the world she was born and raised into, with her third or fourth generation rich parents too busy doing coke to parent her. It was the 80s people. It’s just too bad that she’s already lookin’ like a botoxed up, divorcee who runs around with her younger K-Fed arm candy, fatter than ever, but like she still matters….in Sears catalog caliber shoots…. Not that she ever mattered, but her trust fund hired the right PR person to make us think she did back in the sex tape era… All this to say, she’s the worst, looks like shit, and needs to save the lingerie modeling for Cora Keegan …she’s my favorite…in fact she’s the only one who matters…. Here are those horrible pics…if you look close enough…her vagina and/or uterus is hanging on for it’s life in one of the pics….and if you’re like me, it’ll make you laugh.. TO SEE PICS OF HER MAKING OUT WITH HER K-FED OF THE DAY FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples at a Photoshoot of the Day

Gigi Hadid is a model I have never done any posts on, but who is apparently the Guess model, like a modern day Anna Nicole Smith, without the fake whore tits and 80 year old Old Tycoon john she’s hooking for….because after hours and hours of research…or what felt like hours and hours of research…cuz I hate research….it turns out that despite her Arab sounding name, she’s from Malibu, she’s a Taurus, her agency is IMG, who also represent a lot of the Victoria’s Secret models, which means next step for her may be some Victoria’s Secret shit, just as soon as she’s done practicing having pics of her nipples taken for us to take in, before Victoria’s Secret and their evil empire try to erase them…in some Angelina Jolie titty amputation ritual they do to all their models… No idea where this shoot is or what it is for, just glad it happened…and I’m also glad she’s not Kate Upton. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Barack and Michelle Obama Top Most Powerful Couples List

Forbes’ Most Powerful Couples List has been released, and Barack and Michelle Obama came out on top as the most dynamic of dynamic duos. Meanwhile, the two final pairs in 2013’s Tournament of THG: Couples Edition (Robsten and Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev ) have since split. Forbes 1, THG 0. Forbes’ eclectic list of formidable duos who span the worlds of entertainment, politics, media and even royalty has POTUS and FLOTUS at #1. It’s Michelle who carries this particular ticket, too. “With 67 percent of Americans viewing first lady Michelle Obama favorably, she’s more popular than her husband,” Forbes states in its assessment. Other celebrity couples who ranked highly: Jay-Z and Beyonce Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi Bill and Melinda Gates Hillary and Bill Clinton Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip No Kate Middleton and Prince William yet … he’s only third in line for the throne, after all. Maybe in 2014, once the baby is born, they’ll be a bigger deal!

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