Her name is Ebonee Davis…she’s got some big great tits and I am guessing she’s not an Angela Jolie adoptee, even though Angelina Jolie would be the kind of humanitarian who throws her kid into modeling while trying to save the world..not to mention she’d do a pretentious ethnic name… But there is no way a white person is naming anything black – Ebonee…that’s a name black people name their black babies, it’d be like a black family adopting a white kid – not sure if that happens, but if it did, and they named it Cracker or Honky… It’s not that ebony isn’t a pretty name, for a pretty girl, with pretty tits, but when you adopt black you don’t call in black… I am sure I could have wikipediaed her to determine that this post was a lot of unnecessary words….to support tits that don’t need support since they are perfect. I love black girls…but black girl lives matter…but unfortunately black girls don’t want to adopt me and introduce me to their vaginas…because they are racist… The post Ebonee Davis Has Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Ebonee Davis…she’s got some big great tits and I am guessing she’s not an Angela Jolie adoptee, even though Angelina Jolie would be the kind of humanitarian who throws her kid into modeling while trying to save the world..not to mention she’d do a pretentious ethnic name… But there is no way a white person is naming anything black – Ebonee…that’s a name black people name their black babies, it’d be like a black family adopting a white kid – not sure if that happens, but if it did, and they named it Cracker or Honky… It’s not that ebony isn’t a pretty name, for a pretty girl, with pretty tits, but when you adopt black you don’t call in black… I am sure I could have wikipediaed her to determine that this post was a lot of unnecessary words….to support tits that don’t need support since they are perfect. I love black girls…but black girl lives matter…but unfortunately black girls don’t want to adopt me and introduce me to their vaginas…because they are racist… The post Ebonee Davis Has Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nanny-banging is becoming one of the biggest problems in Hollywood – right up there with insufficient thetan-levels and Botox-resistant crow’s feet. Attractive child care professionals already broke Gwen and Gavin up, and they easily brought down Ben and Jen , (yes, even Batfleck can’t resist their charms). Now it looks like they’ve set their sights on the very top of the A-list: Yes, According to Radar Online, Brangelina is in distress following an incident in which Brad got flirty with one of the couple’s many, many live-in caregivers. “Angie was happy with the team she had assembled and handpicked to be around her and the kids,” says a source close to the situation . “Of course lots of people want to work for a famous movie star, but they put them through a very strict filtering process.” Unfortunately, Angie’s elite child-raising squad was not without its weak links, as it seems one woman couldn’t stop herself from eyeing Brad up and down like Susan Sarandon in Thelma & Louise . “He is always well-liked by the staff and friendly with them, but it became obvious the nanny was flirting around him and being a little too friendly,” the insider claims. Apparently, Jolie didn’t “think anything happened between them,” but she also didn’t think Brad did enough to discourage the attention. “[Angelina] noticed the nanny was always at the pool when Brad was there,” the source adds. “Her paranoia grew even further when she saw him fresh out of the shower wrapped in just a towel, getting some juice while the nanny was also in the kitchen with a big smile on her face.” In fairness, that’s really not the nanny’s fault. If Brad Pitt put on a towel and strolled through a Straightest Dude on the Planet competition, the contestants themselves wouldn’t be able to fight back a smile. That’s a fact; look it up. Sadly, that grin meant the end of the nanny’s time in Brangie Land. “That was the final straw for Angie,” says the source. “She confronted the nanny and a huge screaming match erupted. Of course, she didn’t hesitate to pull the trigger, and the nanny packed her things and was gone faster than you could imagine.” This all comes on the heels of rumors about Brad and Angelina screaming at each other while on vacation, and Jolie directing a really boring movie about a crappy marriage. Does this mean they’ll call it quits, or just stay in their crappy marriage until someone feels bad and gives them an Oscar for it? Only time will tell.
As Angelina Jolie walked the red carpet for the LA premiere of Kung Fu Panda 3 , she looked a little on the thin side. Insiders say Jolie is wearing herself out, and a few have spoken to the National Enquirer about the mom-of-six’s overall appearance, including “saggy, haggard skin” and hair loss. “Brad Pitt has reason to worry if Angelina Jolie’s health is at risk,” Celebrity Dirty Laundry writes. “Those close to the couple divulged that Brad has met with therapists, dietitians, and an assortment of other medical experts in an effort to make Angelina see that she is slowly killing herself by refusing to eat. Stress most likely plays a part in Jolie’s diet. Sources claim that Jolie will be so busy that she’ll forget to eat a solid meal, and that there are some days where she sleeps for hours on end. Broaching the subject of an eating disorder is tricky, due to its sensitive nature. So a bold claim like the one on the Enquirer’s front page enters into dangerous territory. In other Jolie-Pitt news, a man was caught trespassing on the couple’s Hollywood Hills property last week when both Pitt and Jolie were away. According to TMZ , security guards noticed a man “lurking” in the bushes. When the cops arrived, the man admitted he was homeless and j ust had to pee .
I prefer Angelina Jolie when she was a pre-famous, 90s hipster, into the art scene…all while being dark and serious…maybe even damaged thanks to her famous father…misguided, lost, useless….probably fucking a lot…hot and tight bodied who didn’t really know better, but had no real consequences to her actions thanks to having that rich father… The whole 40 year old mom with bad Botox….reminding us of her glory days…just doesn’t do it for me. I guess I was never really that big of a fan of her homewrecking tits and lips..to really stay committed to her like Brad Pitt, a man who could fuck everyone, including George Clooney and who probably does, they are Hollywood and being together is good for business… So I just see old…tired…mom of too many purchased and biological babies…who has decided she’s a writer and director, because I guess she is, since she writes movies and directs them….since Hollywood likes financing their golden child… But I guess she doesn’t look as bad as most 40 year old moms of 12 kids…just bad for Angelina Jolie…and I guess what it comes down to is that this reminds me how old I am …and that my life consists of writing about her like this matters..which is enough to make me drink, but I guess waking up is enough to make me drink…so that’s not saying much. The post Angelina Jolie is Old as Fuck of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I prefer Angelina Jolie when she was a pre-famous, 90s hipster, into the art scene…all while being dark and serious…maybe even damaged thanks to her famous father…misguided, lost, useless….probably fucking a lot…hot and tight bodied who didn’t really know better, but had no real consequences to her actions thanks to having that rich father… The whole 40 year old mom with bad Botox….reminding us of her glory days…just doesn’t do it for me. I guess I was never really that big of a fan of her homewrecking tits and lips..to really stay committed to her like Brad Pitt, a man who could fuck everyone, including George Clooney and who probably does, they are Hollywood and being together is good for business… So I just see old…tired…mom of too many purchased and biological babies…who has decided she’s a writer and director, because I guess she is, since she writes movies and directs them….since Hollywood likes financing their golden child… But I guess she doesn’t look as bad as most 40 year old moms of 12 kids…just bad for Angelina Jolie…and I guess what it comes down to is that this reminds me how old I am …and that my life consists of writing about her like this matters..which is enough to make me drink, but I guess waking up is enough to make me drink…so that’s not saying much. The post Angelina Jolie is Old as Fuck of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
