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Last Shot – Delivery

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Pew Pew Pew – The Greatest Lasers in Internet History (Photos and Videos)

Filed under: Humor , Videos , Photos , Art / Design Lasers are an awesome upgrade to almost any situation. You could fire laser beams out of anything and it’d be mildly amusing for a little while. Let’s take a laser-guided look at some of the more popular lasers in the history of the internet. Every day you see something and probably think, “Needs more lasers!” Well, the internet has all kinds of lasers — it’s like you’re standing on the sun and staring into the eyes of the mutant Cyclops. Lasers are great for single topic blogs, concerts and holiday videos. The only thing cooler would be laser beams with lasers shooting out of them. If you’ve seen other epic lasers on the internet, send us a tip or link them in the comments. Hundreds of Laser Pointers and The Flaming Lips (Est. 2006) During a concert in 2006, The Flaming Lips combined a sweet glowing orb with laser pointers. The video result is known to the web as “Jet Threads of the Red Sun.” Laser Harps (e.g., Beamz ) Block the beam and cue a sound. Add in some elaborate hand movements, a little bit of posing and in no time you’ll have an infectiously cheesy stage act. Jean Michel Jarre in concert. Beamz LASER PORTRAITS (Est. Sept. 2008) The official title is “We have Lasers!!!!!!,” but this Tumblr from our Urlbot Lindsey does the noble job of collecting embarrassing laser portraits. The go-to premiere background for School Picture Day in the 80s and 90s was the laser effect. Sure, you could get the plain gray background, but for just a few bucks more you could have lasers! These hip kids couldn’t pass up the explosive punch of lasers. Dino-Riders (Est. 1988) Only 14 episodes of Dino-Riders were produced, but this image will live on forever as one of The Awesomest Things That Will Ever Exist. Pew Pew Pew (Est. 2006) Pew Pew Pew is an onomatopoeia for the sound lasers make in pop culture. Babies With Laser Eyes (Est. Feb. 2010) It may be the stuff of science fiction, but babies with laser eyes could become a reality if women aren’t careful about what they eat during pregnancy. If babies start to come out of the womb emitting blinding light from their eyes, we can all look back at this blog to see the moment when laser babies started to take over the world. Shoop Da Whoop ” IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER ” (Est. 2006) Boooooooom! This image meme consists of a Dragonball Z character named Cell superimposed on pics and videos, shouting “SHOOP DA WHOOP,” “IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER.” The Original Dragonball Z version The Meme-ified Version Robot Dinosaurs [The G ame] (Est. Apr. 2009) They really do shoot beams when they roar. Animals Shooting Lasers [Videos] (Est. 2010) Lasers videos have the advantage of also including awesome sound effects. This immaculate video collection features lasers shooting out of cats, cockatiels and chinchillas. LASERT*TS NSFW! (Est. Mar. 2010) This NSFW site is an incredibly obvious addition to the laser lexicon that we’re surprised hasn’t existed before this year. Certainly some young entrepreneur with a vision for single topic blogs will take this idea to the next logical NSFW location. Laser Cats (Est. Apr. 2006) These SNL Digital Shorts capitalized on the cross-breeding of lasers and cats. “There are two things that everyone loves, cats and lasers!” The cat obsessed internet kind of loved it. Laser Sailing This is the most misleading and disappointing use of lasers ever created. Share Continue reading

Last Shot – Bird Bath

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Baby Gorillas Rescued from War Zone: Raw Video

United Nations peacekeepers in Congo have used helicopters to airlift endangered baby gorillas to a sanctuary after they were rescued in a conflict zone where they faced being captured or eaten. The animals ferried to safety are eastern lowland gorillas, a species that only lives in Democratic Republic of Congo and is classified as “endangered” on the International Union for the Conservation of Nature's (IUCN) red list. The four gorillas, which had been rescued from traffickers in various parts of Congo's rebel-infested east, were flown by helicopter on Tuesday (April 27) from Goma to the Kasugho Sanctuary in North Kivu province. “If you use vehicles, there is a great risk of losing the animals because they are traumatised. We used aircraft because we really wanted to reduce their stress level,” Benoit Kisuki, Conservation International's country director, told Reuters. Kisuki said the air transfer was part of a wider project to combat the illegal trade in baby gorillas, which has intensified in recent years with the proliferation of armed groups and constant insecurity in eastern Congo. “The objective is to reintroduce them in their natural environment,” he added. The gorillas are often caught, trafficked and sold for thousands of dollars on the world market as exotic pets. Others are killed and sold locally as “bush meat”. The research centre in Kasugho has developed a two-hectare (4.9 acre) area where scientists can monitor young gorillas as they prepare to be released into the wild. Six other individuals, currently under protection in Rwanda, are due to be flown in on June 10 to “socialise” with the first group and “form a family of 10”, Kisuki said. The gorillas could be a valuable asset for the future economic development of east Congo, after the animals became a major tourist attraction in Uganda and Rwanda, raising several million dollars in revenues. There is no accurate data for eastern lowland gorilla populations. But Congo's gorillas have weathered years of warfare in the east and more than 150 rangers have been killed trying to protect the area's five national parks from poachers. A U.N.-backed report last month said gorillas may become near-extinct in Africa's Greater Congo Basin by the mid-2020s unless action is taken to stop poaching and protect their habitat. added by: ctv

Siobhan Magnus’ Elimination Surprises ‘American Idol’ Experts

‘I can only surmise that she was just too damn weird for ‘American Idol,’ ‘ MJ Santilli says. By Gil Kaufman Siobhan Magnus performs on “American Idol” Wednesday Photo: FOX On Wednesday, MTV’s “American Idol” experts confidently predicted that big Michael Lynche would be facing elimination for a second time this season after a so-so outing on Shania Twain night. But a few hours later, Mike was saved (again) from the bottom and it was caterwauling, glassblowing apprentice Siobhan Magnus who was ousted , leaving this much-heralded “girls” season on “Idol” down to one female front-runner, Crystal Bowersox. “Siobhan’s elimination was a pretty big shocker,” MTV News’ “Idol in 60 Seconds” major domo Jim Cantiello said. “In the ‘Idol’ pundit world, all bets were on Michael Lynche to go home.” Among the factor’s Jim cited as contributing to the surprise: Magnus got the final “pimp spot” on Tuesday’s show, which helped her join an elite group of pimp spot bootees that includes Lilly Scott, Melinda Doolittle, Anoop Desai and, if you include the finales, David Archuleta and Clay Aiken. Also, for the first time in weeks, she received good notes from the judges’ panel for her energetic cover of “Any Man of Mine.” Well, except for Simon Cowell describing her screaming as the sound of a woman giving birth. “Perhaps viewers assumed Siobhan was safe, or they resisted the over-praise from the judges,” Cantiello speculated. “[But] Siobhan’s journey has been frustrating. The cool, quirky Cape Cod crooner who began this season rocking out to songs by the Animals morphed into a cabaret performer with a penchant for generic ballads and singing through her nose. While ‘Any Man of Mine’ wasn’t a particularly great performance, it signaled a step back in the right direction.” Cantiello now fears that excitement factor may have passed for the season. “I simply do not care what Casey James or Lee Dewyze or Aaron Kelly or even MamaSox will sing,” he lamented. “What you see is what you get. No alarms and no surprises.” MJ Santilli of MJsBigBlog.com predicted a while ago that Magnus might be booted early because of her erratic singing, often defensive post-performance ramblings and amorphous artistic identity. But MJ, too, was unprepared for the elimination this week. “Even though she was one of the weakest performers on Tuesday, there were contestants who were either weaker performers and/or less compelling personalities,” she said. “Aaron Kelly has been mediocre during his entire run on ‘Idol.’ He’s got a decent voice, but his song choices and performing skills have been awful. … But his mommy-centric version of ‘It’s in the Way You Love Me’ had moms and grannies lunging for their phones, I suspect.” Santilli also said Lynche’s performance was just OK, and neither singer leaves you wondering what they’ll be up to next. “Siobhan had a better spot in the lineup than either Mike or Aaron, and the judges liked her too,” she said. “Yet, the viewing audience rejected her, and I can only surmise that she was just too damn weird for ‘American Idol,’ ultimately.”

Chimps’ emotional response to death caught on film

(Multiple videos, images, and captions seen at link) In the final hour, they huddled around, studied her face and shook her gently as if to revive her. And when the others had drifted away, one stayed behind to hold her hand. As death scenes go, it has all the poignancy of human loss, but this was no everyday tragedy. The last breath was drawn before scientists' cameras and represents one of the most extraordinary displays of chimpanzee behaviour ever recorded. Video footage of the death of Pansy, who at fifty-something was the oldest chimpanzee in the UK, was released by scientists today. The film captures for the first time the complex reactions of our nearest evolutionary cousins to the death of a group member. Studying the apes' behaviour could tell us as much about ourselves as the attachments and responses to death that chimpanzees exhibit within their groups and families, scientists believe. It could also challenge procedures for dealing with terminally ill animals in captivity. “Some of these behaviours have never been seen before in chimpanzees. It leads us to ask questions about the evolutionary origins of our own response to death and dying in a member of our own group or family,” said Jim Anderson, an expert in the social behaviour of non-human primates at Stirling University in Scotland, who recorded the footage. “Many of our greatest philosophical questions concern death and dying and how we perceive it and deal with it.” Pansy, a female who died of old age at Blair Drummond Safari Park at the end of 2008, was one of four chimpanzees being filmed by Anderson's group. When she became ill, vets paid regular visits to give treatment, while her companions – her daughter, a male and another female – looked on from a distance. When Pansy lay down in a nest that one of the other apes had made, the rest gathered around her and began grooming and caressing her. Shortly before she died, all three crouched down and inspected her face very closely. They then began to shake her gently. “It is difficult to avoid thinking that they were checking for signs of life,” said Anderson. “After a time, it seemed that the chimpanzees arrived at a collective decision that she had gone. Two left immediately, but one, the other adult female, stayed and held her hand,” said Anderson. “That evening, her daughter came back and stayed with her mother all night long. She was trying to sleep, but was clearly very disturbed. All three of them were.” Chimpanzees are rare, even among nonhuman primates, in displaying self-awarness and empathy to other individuals. An animal may only respond to death in an apparently emotional way once these abilities have evolved, Anderson said. The chimps' behaviour contrasts starkly with accounts of chimps being killed during encounters with other animals in the wild. Typically, groups react to violent deaths by going into a mass frenzy. Anderson, whose research is published in the journal Current Biology, described the behaviour of chimps at Blair Drummond after a death as “serene”. The footage has led him to call into question the wisdom of removing terminally ill animals from their enclosures shortly before they die. “At least in some cases, it might be better for all concerned to allow the animal to die in the comfort of familiar surroundings,” he said. Other extraordinary footage of chimps dealing with death is reported in a second paper in the same journal (see below – some readers may find the video upsetting). Dora Biro, a researcher at Oxford University, witnessed the deaths of five chimpanzees, including two infants, in a community living in the forests of Bossou in Guinea. The mothers of the two infants, which were killed by a respiratory disease, carried their dead offspring for weeks and months. During that time the two infant corpses became mummified, but the mothers continued to groom the bodies and carried them to their day and night nests as though there were alive. Over time, the mothers began to allow others in the group to handle the corpses and went longer periods without them. “Chimpanzees are humans' closest evolutionary relatives, and they have already been shown to resemble us in many of their cognitive functions. They empathise with others, have a sense of fairness, and can cooperate to achieve goals,” said Biro. “How they perceive death is a fascinating question and little data exist so far concerning chimpanzees' responses to the passing of familiar or related individuals either in captivity or in the wild.” She added: “Our observations confirm the existence of an extremely powerful bond between mothers and their offspring which can persist, remarkably, even after the death of the infant, and they further call for efforts to elucidate the extent to which chimpanzees understand and are affected by the death of a close relative or group-mate. “This would both have implications for our understanding of the evolutionary origins of human perceptions of death and provide insights into the way chimpanzees interpret the world around them.” added by: animalia_libero

Bullshit, Bat Shit, Ape Shit: A Taxonomy of Rhetorical Shit [Shitionary]

An intrepid reader writes, “How do you decide which is the better term ‘apeshit’ or ‘batshit’? It must be a tough call.” With all the different types of shit out there, choosing the correct shit can be a mess. More

Bullshit, Batshit, Chickenshit: A Taxonomy of Rhetorical Shit [Shitionary]

An intrepid reader writes, “How do you decide which is the better term ‘apeshit’ or ‘batshit’? It must be a tough call.” With all the different types of shit out there, choosing the correct shit can be a mess. More

Cash-Strapped Octomom Gets Bailout From PETA

Incomparable waste of space Nadya Suleman accepted an offer from PETA to use her lawn to promote responsible pet ownership in exchange for cash and food. That’s one way to stave off foreclosure . People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) sent Suleman’s lawyer an offer to pay for placement of a sign in the yard of her La Habra, California, home. The sign would read: “Don’t let your dog or cat become an ‘Octomom.’ Always spay or neuter.” The photo features a litter of kittens nursing with their mother. Will shill for PETA for food. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] The offer is intended to call attention to dog and cat overpopulation, and unlike PETA’s Tiger Woods ad , Nadya actually needs the money and will agree to it! “Every year, 6 to 8 million animals enter animal shelters, and roughly half of them are euthanized because of a lack of good homes,” she said in a statement. The unmarried Suleman already had six children when she gave birth to octuplets in 2009. That’s right, she had six before her vagina became a clown car . All 14 of her kids were conceived via in vitro fertilization.

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PETA Pays Octomom to Advocate Neutering

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has thrown Nadya Suleman a bone. In exchange for a “small payment,” the financially strapped Octomom has agreed to post a PETA sign in…

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