There comes a time in every barn yard animals life when they need to be taken out to pasture and shot… You know used to make soap, or to feed the other farm animals, or really to just put it out of its misery. The problem with Social Media is that it gives these people a lifeline that is far too long for their own good. What would have been the media deciding that after 10 years of Kardashian the world has had enough, allowing them all to die off and be forgotten like normal 40 year old women too old to be inspiring to 18 year olds….is now drag it fucking out because it still makes the family money. They were lucky, timing was right, it all worked out for them… But there’s a level of embarrassing – when the sister who wasn’t even known for being a whore…is posing like a whore for her fans who respond positively to it…instead of saying “get back to being a mom you rich cunt”…. The whole thing so ugly, so gross, but thank god the Plastic Surgeons exist to make them look like gutter porn chicks rather than like their actual age…because if we’re forced to look at dog shit, it best be the best that dog shit can look, you know moulded into some statue or a bust or a pocket pussy of the nicest pussy ready to be fucked…. Garbage. Rich fucking Garbage. That will never go away, at least not until some other app takes out instagram. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kourtney Kardashian Degenerate Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
There comes a time in every barn yard animals life when they need to be taken out to pasture and shot… You know used to make soap, or to feed the other farm animals, or really to just put it out of its misery. The problem with Social Media is that it gives these people a lifeline that is far too long for their own good. What would have been the media deciding that after 10 years of Kardashian the world has had enough, allowing them all to die off and be forgotten like normal 40 year old women too old to be inspiring to 18 year olds….is now drag it fucking out because it still makes the family money. They were lucky, timing was right, it all worked out for them… But there’s a level of embarrassing – when the sister who wasn’t even known for being a whore…is posing like a whore for her fans who respond positively to it…instead of saying “get back to being a mom you rich cunt”…. The whole thing so ugly, so gross, but thank god the Plastic Surgeons exist to make them look like gutter porn chicks rather than like their actual age…because if we’re forced to look at dog shit, it best be the best that dog shit can look, you know moulded into some statue or a bust or a pocket pussy of the nicest pussy ready to be fucked…. Garbage. Rich fucking Garbage. That will never go away, at least not until some other app takes out instagram. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kourtney Kardashian Degenerate Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
With the popularity of the #InMyFeelings Challenge and other dance challenges that have come about, Special K lets Rickey Smiley and the crew know he’s tired of all these challenges. With people risking their life to do the dance challenges, Special K list 11 challenges we should be following instead: 11. Let’s Get Out And Vote Challenge 10. Let’s Not Use Too Many Vowels In Naming Our Baby Challenge 9. Let’s Not Have Lavish Birthdays For A One Year Old Challenge 8. Stop Worrying How Cardi B Spends Her Money Challenge Follow @TheRSMS And he has plenty more that many of us could actually do. Including keeping your hands off your baby mama and taking your birth control as prescribed challenge. You already know the entire crew had jokes. Take a listen and don’t forget to listen to Rickey Smiley Morning Show weekdays starting at 6am. The Latest : Say What? Drink It With Peanuts & Other Weird Things You Can Do With Coca-Cola Sibling Rivalry: 10 Times The Kardashians Were At Each Other’s Necks 9 Unpopular Opinions That Will Make You Cringe Flashback Friday: 5 Moments From The 1995 Source Awards That Changed Hip-Hop Forever Why Black Tony Missed Rickey Smiley’s Comedy Show [EXCLUSIVE] Gary’s Tea: Does Ciara Really Seem Happy With Russell Wilson? [EXCLUSIVE] Still Stannin’: 6 Songs That Unapologetically Mention Colin Kaepernick’s Name Weekend Shmood: When Friday Got You Breaking Out Dance In Random Places Is That My Cousin? Animals Act Out Annoying Relatives You’ll Find At The Family Reunion Bernice Jenkins Skips The Church Announcements And Hypes Up Sister Hester [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]
About a month ago, zookeepers very tentatively shared some exciting news: they were testing April the Giraffe’s droppings to discovery if she was pregnant. Update, folks: she is pregnant again! We can hardly contain our excitement! In case you get your news from Instagram rather than from, um, anywhere else, April the Giraffe’s official (verified with a blue check and everything) Instagram account shared this on Wednesday: “If you missed our big announcement on the Today Show, here it is!” Today ‘s ratings are better than they’ve been in years after Matt Lauer’s departure, but just in case you missed the news, they wanted to make sure that you’d see it. “Click below to find out April’s big news!” The link that they included elaborated on the big news. Today reports that April the Giraffe is pregnant again . This will be her fifth child. April is 16 years old. The Animal Adventure Park resident captivated America last year as she struggled to give birth to Tajiri, her son. Her birth was livestreamed and seemed like it would take forever, and became a hot topic of conversation around water coolers nationwide. Tajiri (pictured behind a human in the photo above) is happy and healthy and now stands at a whopping 10 feet tall. Jordan Patch, who owns Animal Adventure Park, broke the news on Today . “The results are in,” Patched teased. “And we are having a baby!” By “we,” he of course means April. Savannah Guthrie could not resist asking: “Who’s the daddy?” (I want to roast her over it but, honestly, when I first read the news, my first thought was the same ridiculous question) “What show is this?” Patch asked with a laugh, as if implying that it was a gotcha question or perhaps that he had accidentally wandered onto the set of Maury. “Of course,” Patch said of April’s baby daddy. “It is Oliver the Giraffe, the same father as Tajiri.” Now that people are reassured that April isn’t some floozy, America can look forward to April’s next childbirth. But … don’t hold your breath. Though the average giraffe’s gestation period is about 15 months, Patch mentions that “April likes to go 16, 17, 18 … 19 months.” The pregnancy was only confirmed in recent weeks, so … it could be a while. That said, you can pencil in another anxiety-riddled giraffe livestream birth for some time in the spring of 2019. Probably, anyway. Pregnancy can be even more mysterious for giraffes than it is for humans. Fortunately, the internet is filled with lots of cute animals to tide us over. View Slideshow: #CuteAnimalTweetOff is Everything America Needs Right Now
Is Jenelle Evans the worst mother on all of Teen Mom? Could be, yeah. She definitely has some competition in a franchise that also includes the likes of Amber Portwood and Farrah Abraham, but she’s the only one who’s been investigated by CPS this month , so … Anyway, the point is that Jenelle is just not all that great at parenting, and she’s proved that many, many times over the years. Remember when she had Jace and told her friends that having a baby was like being in jail, and then she said that she thought it’d be OK if she went out and partied all night because her newborn would be sleeping anyway? Or when she signed over custody of Jace to her mom so she could smoke weed with Kieffer and get arrested a ton? That kind of stuff happened eight years ago, but there are plenty of examples from this year to choose from as well. For instance, all those child abuse allegations against Jenelle’s husband, David Eason. Look, we could spend days going over all the horrible, awful things Jenelle has done as a parent — literal days, probably — but let’s just get down to business and talk about this new thing, all right? Because this new thing Jenelle’s doing to fail at parenthood is illegal and also potentially life-threatening. See, last year, before the swamp started eating her house , Jenelle decided to get a pool. She’s shared a lot of pictures of it since then, and it does look pretty fun. The kids seem to enjoy it, which is nice, considering everything else that allegedly goes on out there. But there is an issue: she’s never put a fence around the pool. Her social media followers have been hounding her about this oversight ever since the pool came to be, so much that she’s actually commented on it. All the way in September, she tweeted that “of course” she’d put a fence around it, with “a pull lock like at public pools.” She added that “To get your permit approved for your pool you have to get a fence, also to protect wildlife.” And yet here we are, nearly a year later, and does the pool have a fence? You know good and well it does not. This issue has been getting more attention lately, probably because Jenelle’s been posting more photos and videos featuring the pool now that it’s summertime. Like this one, where you can clearly see that there’s no fence: On that photo, she received comments like “Y’all need a fence around the pool b4 a child drowns idiots” and “I would rather fence in my pool than bury my child but I guess that’s bc I’m logical.” One person advised her to “Put a safety fence up around that pool or just like that an accident with those children can happen in Another pointed out that “She doesn’t even know the first thing about carseat safety, why would she care about her kids drowning?” Believe it or not, while Jenelle has tons and tons of haters , she also has some fans, and those people tried to defend her by saying she does have a fence around the yard — you can see it in the background. It’s true, the fence is obviously there, but it fences in the entire backyard, so the kids can still go outside and directly to the pool. And according to North Carolina state law, that’s simply not good enough. Radar Online reached out to someone from the North Carolina building codes department, and that person confirmed that, legally speaking, you have to block off your pool. According to the law, any kind of outdoor pool is required to have a barrier that meets certain standards. There are lots of specific measurements that barrier must have — it has to be a certain height and in a certain position, that kind of thing. But since Jenelle doesn’t have any barrier at all around her pool, that means she’s breaking the law. Will anything come from this? Probably not. After all, Jenelle’s done heroin, abused animals, and stolen her mother’s credit cards all on national television, and she’s never even been in jail. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans SLAMMED by Teen Mom 2 Fans: Is She Abusing Her Kids?! Unless something terrible happens, we can’t imagine she’ll face any consequences for this. But still … come on, Jenelle, do SOMETHING right.
WARNING: The video featured above is so gosh darn cute and unexpected that you'll hardly be able to… bear it. Okay, sorry. That was lame. But this footage is still totally awesome. Last Friday, a bear in Southern California wandered into a man's backyard jacuzzi, took a little dip with the jets on, and even took a swig of the man's margarita before casually moving on with the rest of his day. Mark Hough explained to a local Fox affiliate that he initially heard leaves rustle and twigs snap before looking up and realizing this gigantic animal was climbing over his fence. As one obviously ought to do, Hough responded to this sighting by making a run for it and finding shelter in his home. But he turned his camera phone on after he discovered the bear was “bobbling away in the jacuzzi enjoying himself.” Such enjoyment consisted of playing with the chlorinator and tossing the thermometer in the air, as you can plainly see in the footage above. Hough had also made a margarita for himself. He says the creature “popped out of the bushes, walked right over to the margarita, knocked it over and lapped it,” not specifying if any salt was used to make the drink. “He had his margarita, he had his jacuzzi, and now he’s ready for an hour nap,” Hough told Fox upon seeing the bear just lounging around about an hour later. Naturally, Twitter took extreme pleasure in this incident. “He looks beary comfortable,” wrote one Internet user who we hope is ashamed of himself. Added another: “This bear and I have the same holiday plans apparently. #FourthofJuly.” We love it. Check out the video at the top of this page… and prepare to laugh!
Source: AaronLam / Getty Not even animals can catch a break from the wrath of the Internets these days. The 2018 World’s Ugliest Dog contest in Petaluma, California is really a thing, and a 9-year-old Englsh bulldog named Zsa Zsa took home the coveted award. Zsa Zsa, who was once a struggling dog who was rescued from a Missouri puppy mill, beat out 13 other competitors to take home a trophy and a $1,500 check at Saturday’s competition. i want to cry zsa zsa isn't ugly at all pic.twitter.com/9o2gWBVurC — (@michishiges) June 24, 2018 The World’s Ugliest dog contest is not as bad as one may think. It’s an annual celebration of doggies — most of which were rescued from shelters or puppy mills. One of the main goals of the show is the emphasize pet adoption. WORLD’S UGLIEST A dog so nice they named her twice. Zsa Zsa has been crowned the world’s ugliest dog! Do you have an ‘ugly’ dog? Post your pictures below. pic.twitter.com/60L31avm2c — 7 News Perth (@7NewsPerth) June 25, 2018 Zsa Zsa’s beautifully ugly self now has a home and new owners in Minnesota. That’s what it’s all about. via GIPHY
At long last, months and months after we learned that Farrah Abraham had been fired from Teen Mom OG, we finally have news that MTV has officially replaced her. And the mom they picked … well, you’re not going to believe it. Really, you’re not going to believe it, because it doesn’t make any sense. It’s not Mackenzie McKee, even though she was the obvious choice, and we’d been hearing over and over again that she was going to be taking Farrah’s place . It’s not any of the other Teen Mom 3 girls. It’s not even someone from any of the seasons of 16 and Pregnant. Nope, according to a new report from The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, Cheyenne Floyd will be rounding out the Teen Mom OG cast going forward. And if your only thought is “Who?”, then you’re not alone. There’s a chance you may be familiar with Cheyenne though — she has appeared on other MTV reality shows like Are You the One? and The Challenge. She’s 25 years old, and she shares a one-year-old daughter named Ryder with Cory Wharton, another cast member from The Challenge. You don’t have to be great at math to realize that that means she was never a Teen Mom, but sure, MTV, great choice. It’s going to be weird because not only is she going to ruin the “original girls” thing the show has going on now, and not only is she going to be unfamiliar to many, if not most viewers, but she’s also never had the experience of being a teen mom. Which, you know, is what the entire show is supposed to be about. Sure, things are different now that the OG cast members have been famous and pretty wealthy for several years, but still … it’s weird. The Ashley says that while MTV was considering Mackenzie McKee or even Mackenzie Standifer, Ryan Edwards’ wife, for Farrah’s replacement, those options “fizzled out.” A source claims that they “realizes that the fans weren’t going to be excited about either option . So they continued to look.” If fans weren’t excited about either Mackenzie, they’re sure not going to be excited about Cheyenne though, right? Even worse, the report states that Mackenzie McKee was “very interested” in joining the show — and you know it could have been helpful for her to have that MTV money to help with her mother’s medical bills . But apparently it’s already a done deal, and MTV will start filming Cheyenne next week. As a source explains, “It’s official. The only way this doesn’t happen is if Cheyenne or Cory backs out, but contracts have likely already been signed so it’s highly unlikely.” Another source says that Cheyenne and Cory “have been playing up the ‘happy co-parents’ role” for a while now, ever since they were approached for the show. However, “Their co-parenting relationship is nowhere near as happy as they try to make it out to be on social media. They will fit in perfectly on Teen Mom.” So there it is. Honestly, MTV shouldn’t have been so worried about replacing Farrah — many fans thought the show worked well with just Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, and Amber Portwood. With all the Ryan Edwards drama , Amber’s new baby , and Catelynn’s mental health struggles , there was more than enough material to make for a good reality show. Sure, some people might grow to enjoy Cheyenne, and there may be some people who tune in for the first time to watch her. But several viewers are already complaining about the choice, and more than a few are already prepared to skip her scenes altogether. MTV … why? View Slideshow: Teen Mom & Teen Mom 2: The Complete Babies and Children Guide!
Oh, Kat Von D … Stop, honey. Just stop. As you may have heard, Kat made quite the controversy for herself last week when she announced on Instagram that when her baby is born, she will be raising him vegan and without vaccinations . Vaccinations are something that many people feel very strongly about, because, you know, people can die from completely preventable diseases without them. In her statement, Kat said that she knew her beliefs and actions would create a lot of “backlash and criticism,” and that her own father “flipped out” when he heard her plans. To feel real pain and anguish, she said, “try being an openly pregnant vegan on Instagram, having a natural, drug-free home birth in water with a midwife and doula, who has the intention of raising a vegan child, without vaccinations.” That’s the real struggle, guys. That right there. Even besides the anti-vaccine stance, her whole post was bizarre and self-pitying and just really, really off-putting, but throw in the bit about putting her baby at risk for disease, and it’s just a terrible situation. Makeup lovers everywhere are boycotting her brand and contacting Sephora to let them know the reasoning — it’s kind of become a movement now. This whole thing has caused such a big stir that Kat has to be aware of it, and it turns out she is, because she’s made a new rambling post on the topic. And, wouldn’t you know it, this one is awful, too! To start, Kat wrote that she and her husband, Rafael Reyes , “are NOT anti-vaxxers.” “We are not against vaccines,” she attempted to explain. “Just because we have hesitancies and valid concerns about injecting our baby with specific chemicals and toxins does not mean we are anti anything.” Hold up, Kat and her husband are both heavily, heavily tattooed, and their concern is with injecting chemicals and toxins into their baby? That’s how she built her whole career. And also everything is a chemical. “As a soon to be parent (and especially as a first-time-mom) I do feel it my responsibility to have questions, and to listen to my motherly instinct to question things, and do my research,” she continued. “What we have found is that sometimes it isn’t always so black and white. While we believe medications, including vaccines, are not all bad — we also can’t dismiss the fact that some may not be good for everyone.” She wrote that “There are plenty of studies that show some vaccinations can work wonders.” She’s right — the vaccinations that prevent horrible diseases like polio really can work wonders. But, she was quick to add, “There are also studies that show some people (including mothers, and babies) may be more susceptible to vaccine injuries more than others.” “It’s unfair for anyone to expect me (or any parent) to take the word of the pharmaceutical companies who have much to gain from an industry worth billions without question — and then have to dismiss any concerns of my own.” Kat said that her medical history isn’t anyone else’s business, and that it also isn’t anyone else’s business “why we would feel it important for us to explore all our options when it comes to vaccinating our child.” Considering that, she hopes that before anyone criticizes her choices, “you would try and understand that this is our first child together , and we are simply just trying our best.” In closing, she said that she wouldn’t be talking about the subject any further, and she also turned the comments off on her post. “I think you would too,” she insisted, “if you were constantly receiving death wishes onto your unborn child.” Wow. Obviously this is a lot to take in, but first and foremost, of course no one should be sending death wishes to Kat’s baby. (Though honestly, judging by some of the comments she’s received elsewhere, we wonder if she really is receiving “death wishes” or if it’s more that people are warning her about what could happen if she doesn’t vaccinate her baby.) It’s also interesting that she kicked things off by directly saying that she isn’t an anti-vaxxer before hitting all the main points that anti-vaxxers make. Talk about “chemicals and toxins,” vaccine injuries, profit for pharmaceutical companies … she’s definitely an anti-vaxxer, she just doesn’t want people to call her one so her business doesn’t suffer. If Kat would really do research about vaccines, she would see how important they are, and how any studies that show otherwise have been proven over and over again to be completely false. Basically, sorry, Kat. You’re still cancelled.
Who says bears are big and scary animals who you should avoid at all costs if you see out in the wild? Okay, fair enough: A significant majority of bears are big and scary animals who you should avoid at all costs if you see out in the wild? Heck, the bear featured in the following piece of amazing footage should probably even be avoided at all costs if you were to encounter him outside the safe confines of a zoo. Fair warning uttered, however, allow us to now state something else… … this bear is so gosh darn cute and precious and hilarious! In a video first shared to Facebook by a man named Patrick Parker, the user's five-year old son Ian is at the Nashville Zoo. Specifically, he's standing in front of the very thick glass that separates human patrons from four-legged display animals. And when Ian starts jumping up and down in excitement? The bear does the very same thing! According to Ian's dad, the two enjoyed a “10-minute jump session.” We're not talking about some pure coincidence here, where the bear just happened to leap up at the same time as his short new friend. We're talking about a coordinated jumping game, one that took all onlookers by total and complete surprise. The footage has thus far been Liked millions of times on Facebook… … and it's easy to see why! Click PLAY to find out for yourself:
