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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers in Harper’s of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, which makes sense because I want to eat her ass….or even lick her like the public toilet seat she may be…seeing as she’s a successful enough model in the fashion industry and that usually happens with balls being rubbed on her not necessarily while taking a shit..but if you’ve been to a public bathroom, or more importantly, if you’ve been to a casting, you know what I mean…the talent never turns down a producer, director, photographer’s demands to help secure said job… Now that doesn’t mean her pussy smells like sewage…but based on these pics..even if it did…I would lick it all up…but that’s not saying much…I’ve licked up way worse.. Which brings up an interesting point…and that point is…I wonder how many people in the USA crawled into septic tanks to masturbate in strangers’ shit…cuz I’m thinking at least one person did…and that’s disgusting… What isn’t disgusting…is Anna Ewers…who rhymes with Sewers… The post Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers in Harper’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers in Harper’s of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, which makes sense because I want to eat her ass….or even lick her like the public toilet seat she may be…seeing as she’s a successful enough model in the fashion industry and that usually happens with balls being rubbed on her not necessarily while taking a shit..but if you’ve been to a public bathroom, or more importantly, if you’ve been to a casting, you know what I mean…the talent never turns down a producer, director, photographer’s demands to help secure said job… Now that doesn’t mean her pussy smells like sewage…but based on these pics..even if it did…I would lick it all up…but that’s not saying much…I’ve licked up way worse.. Which brings up an interesting point…and that point is…I wonder how many people in the USA crawled into septic tanks to masturbate in strangers’ shit…cuz I’m thinking at least one person did…and that’s disgusting… What isn’t disgusting…is Anna Ewers…who rhymes with Sewers… The post Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers in Harper’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson at the 50 Shades of Grey of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So this 50 Shades of Grey shit is pretty fucking serious. 100 million copies of the book sold. 250 million views of the trailer and apparently…it’s not even that bad of a movie, at least according to some woman I know who is obsessed with the shit and got tickets to see the movie before other people…who would probably have loved it if it was a puppet show being put on in a park by homeless people just to remember that this book is responsible for her first orgasm and she’s in her 50s… That said, Dakota Johnson plays the innocent girl, something that is probably a stretch for her because I know rich girls and historically, when their moms were slutty rich kids turned actors, they kind of fall into the same train of thought…unless of course she hates her mom and wants nothing to do with that whore life…and only limits her getting naked to movies she stars in to launch her career… Not that it matters, what matters is how old her face looks…it’s like it has seem some shit..a little too wrinkly for a 20 something…maybe she’s on her mom’s cocaine diet…or maybe she just needs to hydrate..or a nap…lookin’ a bit like she’s been left in the sex dungeon for a week full of starvation, sex slavary and orgasms.either way, here’s some of her cleavage. To See The Rest of the Day Click Here The post Dakota Johnson at the 50 Shades of Grey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers for Vogue Germany of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, which makes sense because I want to eat her ass…is in the latest issue of Vogue Germany, and apparently, Vogue Germany was low on talent budget this month, so they decided to cast one girl and 3 photographers to get their point across….and the pictures are aright…considering they are fashion photographers and she’s a fucking babe…there is just not enough nudity in them…. My only Vogue Germany story is that in the 80s, I knew a German guy who lived in North America, and he claimed his mom was the Vogue Germany editor, and that he lived in Canada because the day he turned 15, she started fucking him, and it was interfering with his schooling and really his social life, because no one likes the motherfucker, who is literally a motherfucker, and not just any mother fucker…but his own mother fucking… It was probably a lie…but knowing the history of Germany…and German porn…it’s totally possible, especially if there was scat involved… Here are the pics. By Peter Lindbergh: By Camilla Åkrans: By Daniel Jackson: The post Anna Ewers for Vogue Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tiernan Cowling’s Lingerie Shoot for Galore of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tiernan Cowling is a model who is engaged to DJ Superstar Steve Aoki – he’s a friend and now his girlfriend’s Australian model tits are too… I’ve never met her, and that’s probably a good thing, because I am the kind of friend who would totally trick your girlfriend into getting naked in front of me…but I guess the good people at GALORE ..who are also friends beat me to it… I guess tits and nudity isn’t really a big deal anymore, everyone’s doing it, especially relevant people, but I still like lookin’ at it…I’m old school like that…

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Anna Ewers for Interview of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Ewers, not to be confused with Hannah Sewers, a bitch I once fucked who had a pussy that smelled like raw sewage, thanks to bad hygiene, an infection and what possibly was a ruptured large intestine from an insertion injury that lead to shit in the cunt…. I made that story up, but this Anna Ewers who rhymes with Sewers and sewers smell like shit…and the last thing I want to think about when I see a hot topless model…who isn’t as topless as she has been in the past… HERE She should change her name to Anna Sunshine of my Life…or something with a little less EW and a lot more romance…

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Anna Ewers for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This shoot of Anna Ewers, a model you’ve never heard of, but like because her name rhymes with Sewers and Sewers turn you on as they are bursting with bodily fluids from strangers everywhere…your favorite. The pics are not very exciting, I mean it’s almost shitty amateur shit you’d expect to see in the weekly flyer in the back of the local newspaper…even if it is for Vogue..some prestigious magazine that is not supposed to fail…even if they fail every month by not getting these eager models trying to get ahead spread eagled like shit was Penthouse in the 70s… But shitty shoot or not, Anna Ewers, who is one letter away from Sewers carries it nicely, mainly cuz I want to have sex with her…but in her defence, I want to have sex with all things with a vagina, no matter how gross said vagina is. It’s a bit of a problem…a problem I’m dealing with one vagina at a time. Sometimes two…If I’m lucky or can afford it.

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