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Behati Prinsloo Smells Like Adam Levine for Some Event of the Day

Posted on February 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if this is gay or not, but every time I see Behati Prinsloo, I smell Adam Levine’s sperm…not that I know what sperm smells like, even though I theoretically have sperm, and probably always smell of sperm, making me desensitized to sperm smells, but not making the girls I sperm on desensitized because they always seem to throw up when they come in contact with it… I think it is more of a figurative thing….where all I see is his annoying face any time I try to think she’s hot. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Behati Prinsloo Smells Like Adam Levine for Some Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Miley Cyrus’ Ass in Pantyhose of the Day

Posted on November 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Miley Cyrus is amazing, I know she’s a full of shit, spoiled brat, who is probably the worst to hang out with, but she’s an exhibitionist, she’s playful and silly, and she’s kinda hot in her annoying hick trashy turned lesbian hipster from LA with lots of money way….I’m a fan… I’m not just saying that because I have a pantyhose fetish and have sniffed and fucked various girls in pantyhose over my career as a pervert…or maybe I am…there’s just something hot about the semi see through opaque glimpse into the hell that is her vagina…even though as someone who has fucked pantyhose knows how bad the feet area smell…I can look past that…because it’s safe to say Kim K broke the interent, and Miley is Fixing it…right?

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Shay Mitchell Demonstrates What She Should be Doing of the Day

Posted on November 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am too lazy to do background research on Shay Mitchell…but figure she’s a stripper or was a stripper prior to booking Pretty Little Liars a show that made her extremely fucking famous, at least to a core audience of tweens, that I am sure she will leverage to make better career choices so that she doesn’t need to go back to this life of poll dance… All I know is that if she was on stage at my strip club dressed like this, doing this, I wouldn’t put the dollar in my mouth to have her pick up with her vagina…if anything I would think she was mocking sex workers…and maybe she is…

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Cara Delevingne for Top Shop Holiday of the Day

Posted on November 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cara Delevingne reminds me of the annoying handicapped girl with social skills, who was awkward as fuck and made you feel uncomfortable whenever she was around, but that put herself out there and the popular kids hung out with her – because she was fun and entertaining, and not overly embarrassing…there is just something off about her – and I am not talking about her heroin addiction, or poor little rich girl winning at life with celebrity stamp of approval, because she’s the it-girl…despite being ugly…or maybe I am… Here’s a campaign she booked for Top Shop – the video is jokes… TO SEE HER HOT IN A BLACK DRESS AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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Happy Birthday, Penelope Scotland Disick!

Posted on July 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Penelope Scotland Disick turns two years old today – and we really wish we could present this child with the best gift possible: A puppy day away from her annoying family. Alas, that would be against the law, so we’ll instead just send along our best wishes to this adorable toddler, who recently made the AWWW-inspiring choice to crawl over Kourtney Kardashian’s baby bump . That’s right, Penelope will soon be a big sister to a little boy or girl, as Kourtney and Scott Disick are expecting their third child before the year is over. Fortunately, as seen in one of the images below, Penelope has experiencing hanging with cousin North West, who turned a year old last month. So we’re fully confident she’ll function as a successful older sibling. We’re also very sorry for including this opening image in Penelope’s photo montage, but it took place exactly two years ago today. How could it NOT kick off a gallery in honor of the birthday girl?!? Penelope Scotland Disick Photos: Such a Cutie! 1. Penelope is Born! Penelope Scotland Disick enters the world is this very intimate photo. It’s not really safe for work… or anywhere.

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Alyson Michalka in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t’ know who Alyson Michalka. I just know that he name has come up for what must be a decade, where she was one of those jailbait for Disney kind of girls who middle aged men jerked off to because their kids made them watch the low level show… I do know that they are no longer jailbait, but rather middle aged, mom looking girls, with rocking bodies, and plastic surgery that makes them up on some Real Housewife shit…and none of that bothers me, because she’s half naked in a bikini…and really I look at nobodies in bikinis all day, whether they were somebodies who never were anybody or not is irrelevant thanks to TITS.

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Miley Cyrus Annoying Dance Party of the DAy

Posted on May 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is one of the girls you’d punch in the face if you were allowed to punch a girl in the face because she’s got one of those faces, but legally, you can’t punch anybody in the face, even if what they do to you is far worse than you punching them in the face….I’m talking a girl can cheat on you, divorce you and take half your money and your soul with her, causing emotional damage, that leads to you unable to work, causing you to go bankrupt…destroying you…yet when you beat the fuck out of the guy she fucked you over for, you go to jail… Life’s not fair…not because Miley did any of those things, but because she exists and can’t be punished, and never was punished, but was just celebrated because she made everyone around her too much money… Here’s her annoying dance you wish ended in a drug overdose heart attack: And Here it is in Slow motion I like this Miley better….

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Kendall Jenner Gets Dirty At Coachella

Posted on April 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OK, forget what I said about Coachella the other day. Maybe it’s not so bad after all. Because as long as hotties like Kendall Jenner and Selena Gomez are hanging out together showing off this much skin, I can definitely handle the whole dirty hippie look. In fact, there’s a lot I’d be willing to overlook for pictures this good, like the teenage troublemaker Kylie Jenner tagging along, the annoying fake hipsters blocking my view of Selena’s see-through dress, and the fact that they all probably smell worse than a pair of my sweatpants. Beggars can’t be choosers, right? » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Thirsty Bitch of the Day

Posted on March 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you know anything about pop culture, than you will know that you are surrounded by thirsty bitches. Thirsty for fame, thirsty to get noticed, thirsty for nice things…just desperate as fuck…normally Thirsty bitches act thirsty with their half naked instagram pics and their annoying desperate tweets…and for the most part they don’t know they are thirsty…but this Thirsty bitch got right down to it…sure he’s a dude, from some other country, but he’s getting noticed for being Thirsty…literally…

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Awesome Drunk Dude of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As a drunk person, who likes being drunk, who needs to be drunk, and who relies on being drunk to get through all aspects of life, even the most menial…because drunk just makes things more tolerable, from the inner demons and repressed memories in our soul, to the annoying, tedious conversations you have with the people you come across and who you can’t help but hate…I am a fan of videos of drunk people, even if they are also high people, who may or may not have given up on life, but who are giving themselves face plants because it’s pretty fucking funny..

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