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Selena Gomez Is A Badass

I guess Selena Gomez is hosting this year’s MTV’s EMA’s or something, I don’t know anything about it, but she did this little promo rap video thing to let us all know what’s going on. It’s alright I guess, I’m not sure I’m into the annoying rapper version of herself, but the hottie in the tiny short shorts dancing around all sexy is right up my alley. Although, maybe the three of us in a classy Embassy Suite somewhere might be a good idea.

Selena Gomez Is A Badass

I guess Selena Gomez is hosting this year’s MTV’s EMA’s or something, I don’t know anything about it, but she did this little promo rap video thing to let us all know what’s going on. It’s alright I guess, I’m not sure I’m into the annoying rapper version of herself, but the hottie in the tiny short shorts dancing around all sexy is right up my alley. Although, maybe the three of us in a classy Embassy Suite somewhere might be a good idea.

Which Would You Rather (Not) See: New Year’s Eve or Human Centipede 2?

In the brand new trailer for New Year’s Eve , Garry Marshall’s holiday-themed movie event that promises to give the phrase “ensemble romantic comedy” a bad name, Robert De Niro wonders what could possibly beat “New York on New Year’s Eve.” I’ll tell you what: Not throwing all of your actorly credibility out the window confetti-style to appear alongside Zac Efron, Jon Bon Jovi and Ludacris in a movie that features Ashton Kutcher trapped in an elevator with the annoying girl from Glee . You know what other moviegoers might also consider better than seeing Garry Marshall’s vision of NYC on New Year’s Eve? Tom Six’s Human Centipede 2 , which inspires similar nausea but for different reasons.

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Tyra Banks on Kim Kardashian Wedding Dress: Gorgeous!!!

You won’t believe this, but Tyra Banks has managed to make Kim Kardashian’s upcoming wedding all about herself. Or at least one key component of it. Asked about the realty star’s dress at Sunday night’s Do Something Awards, Banks bragged : “I gave [Kim] the advice of going with a silhouette that the world isn’t used to seeing her in. So we’ll see.” Who looked better on this red carpet? Vote NOW ! Banks, however, claims she’s already seen, as Kim supposedly showed some friends a few photos of her Vera Wang gown. “What she showed me was so beautiful,” the annoying America’s Next Top Model host said. “It’s interesting because they were pictures from a fitting, but it actually looked like the wedding, like her hair was done. So it was like a real almost dress rehearsal and she looked absolutely beautiful.” How is Kim feeling leading up to the big day? A recent Tweet sums it up: OMGGGGGG! [Photos: WENN.com]

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How To Treat Fried Hair, Heat Rash & 5 Other Summer Hazards

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We love summer, but potential health hazards seem to be everywhere, from jellyfish stings to hyperactive armpits to fried, frizzy hair…here’s how to get through the bikini season unscathed. Bloat – Being on your feet for long periods of time (standing in line at the amusement park, for example) can lead to swelling and bloat. If you can poke the swollen area with your finger and leave an imprint, chances are, you have something called pitting edema. The best treatment? “Get off your feet and elevate your lower extremities above your heart level (lie flat on your back with a few pillows under your feet).” Fried hair – Between the sun’s harmful rays, the ocean air and chlorine, bad hair and summer go hand-in-hand. How can we protect our hair and still look pretty in the process? Rinse your hair as soon as you get out of the pool and look for products that have an SPF, such as leave-in conditioners, styling products and some hairsprays. Also avoid products that contain alcohol, as they will dry out your hair faster in the sun. To keep your hair protected, tie it back into a bun or low ponytail. Better yet, wear a hat to prevent wrinkles, too! Heat rash – Heat rash is your body’s way of telling you to get out of the heat and into the AC. Better yet, strip down and take a cool bath with oatmeal derivatives and pop an antihistamine. A mild steroid cream (1 percent hydrocortisone) may also help alleviate the annoying symptoms. Nasty pits – Keep mini-deodorants in your handbag and reapply as necessary. You can even cleanse the area with towelettes before you reapply. Too clunky for your classy clutch? Try putting a spare deodorant in your car or your desk drawer at work. You’ll be sundress ready in no time. GET THE REST AT SELF. 5 Need-To-Know Things About Sunscreen How To Avoid Negative Summer Temptations

How To Treat Fried Hair, Heat Rash & 5 Other Summer Hazards

Allison Janney and Charlotte Rampling Old Titties in Life During Wartime of the Day

Allison Janney is some 51 year old from The West Wing, who decided to get naked in some indy film by Todd Solondz… Charlotte Rampling is 64 year old from Basic Instinct 2, who decided to get naked in some indy film by Todd Solondz…. There was a time in my life when I thought Todd Solondz movies were so funny. This movie was a sequel to Happiness,and I fell asleep when this annoying twenty something year old college kid made me watch it a few months ago, cuz twenty something year old college kids have no idea what’s up, but wish they did, so they watch the cliche movies they think they are supposed to watch and pretendthey were enlightening…Fucking hipsters with their trying too damn hard identity crisis…but she gave good handjobs… Sure, Happiness had some funny moments, like when Capote was calling up random girls and jerking off to their voice, only to wipe his cum on the bedroom wall….To some pedo jerking off to Teen Beat in his car before drugging and raping his son’s friend….To some Jon Lovitz suicide…but that was the 90s, when people actually got schocked and couldn’t believe you could put shit like that in a movie, we’re the internet era, we have seen it all, stop trying to be obscure, you suck.. That said, his only shock value this time around was old lady tits, something that no matter how often I see, I will always be scared yet fascinated by…can’t desensitize me from that motherfucker… Here’s West Wing…in some of the more offensive sex of all time… Here’s Basic Instinct 2….

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Blake Lively Is A Big Star

It’s that time of year again when the annoying Christmas carols and decoration start to show up absolutely everywhere driving me insane, there’s only so much Christmas cheer a man can take. Luckily the people at the Rockefeller Plaza decided to let a hottie like Blake Lively unveil this years giant star ornament in New York yesterday so I’m feeling a little better. I don’t give a crap about the star, I’m just glad Blake wore a little skirt. Sexy. more pictures of Blake Lively here

Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures of the Day

Heidi Montag is not hot. I don’t care what anyone says, or how many times they call me gay for saying that there’s really nothing special to her. She’s got a shitty looking face, she’s got a decent at best body, and the only good thing about her are a couple tits she bought and anyone with 10,000 dollars could have. Not to mention, her low level attempts to get media attention, her fake husband and possibly fake sex tape that I am sure will be a real sex tape soon enough, because let’s face it, seeing her fuck post surgery, is hardly like seeing her fuck at all, cuz Hollywood ate her up, spat her out, and turned her into a monster that is barely human…and definitely not who she was before….and I think people need to really just flick the off switch on her…cuz she will go away and all her annoying cries for attention ignored….will make the world a better place… Here she is in some staged bullshit bikini grabbing her tits…cuz that’s all she has going for her…and even that is hardly interesting…but at least she’s a pussy in a bikini…cuz that’s good enough for me. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Tiger, Kobe Tie For Most Popular Athlete

For the first time in years, Woods no longer holds the title of America’s most popular sports star. Not by himself, anyway. NBA star Kobe Bryant is now tied. Rising from fourth place last year, Kobe rose into a statistical dead heat with Tiger in a Harris Interactive poll, which Woods has won every year since 2006. Woods’ affair with Rachel Uchitel and countless others became huge news last year, and he has yet to regain the form that made him the world’s #1 golfer. He hasn’t shown much respect for the game , either. A sex scandal can’t slow down this star … or this other star! The survey among 2,227 adults was conducted online from June 14-21. Even before the debacle that was “The Decision,” LeBron James had from third to sixth. Michael Jordan fell from second to seventh, Yankees star Derek Jeter leaped from fourth to third, with the annoying, possibly retired Brett Favre in fourth. Peyton Manning rounded out the top five. Who’s your favorite overall – and which of the two stars at the top do you like better? Vote in the poll below … Which sports standout do you like better?

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Lindsay Lohan Attempts Some Decent Cleavage

Here’s Lindsay Lohan doing her best to stay on my radar by attempting to drop some decent cleavage for me. She was doing a pretty good job of it until her annoying hair decided to ruin it for the rest of us. Stupid hair. You’re supposed to highlight the boobs with some pigtails or something, not block it out completely. Get it together, It’s the boobs turn to get some attention. Poor things.