Chris Brown may be bromancing Justin Bieber , but it’s more clear than ever, according to a new report: He’s once again ro mancing Karrueche Tran. Sources confirm to TMZ that Brown and Tran are essentially living together, as the latter still has her apartment but has moved almost all of her belongings into the former’s residence. The literal move comes days after the couple rear-ended a Mercedes together and not long after Rihanna taunted her ex with a thong photo . What do you think this time, THGers? Will Brown and Tran last? Yes, they are totes meant to be! No chance, he can’t be trusted! Team RiRi! View Poll »
Amanda , girl just get the help you need. Amanda Bynes Tweets She Doesn’t Do Drugs According to TMZ Amanda Bynes just tweeted something the cops clearly aren’t buying — she says she’s drug free. Amanda says, “I only smoke tobacco. I don’t drink or do drugs.” She adds, “I’ve never had a bong in my life!” As you know, Amanda has been accused of smoking drugs in her apartment and then throwing a bong out the window after police entered. And there’s more. Amanda says, “I need to get another nose job after seeing my mugshot!” That seems to be the least of her problems. Chick probably wants a nose job so she can sniff more lines of that white girl. GSI
This dumba** bout to die messing around with some female. Applaud him. Man Jumps Out Window To Avoid Woman’s Husband According to Mail Online In a stunning example of a soap opera come to life, a video has surfaced from Brazil that depicts the hilarious struggle of a man attempting to escape a cheating woman’s bedroom after her husband has come home. And it’s out a third story window. As the drama begins, a husband and wife are seen arguing on the third-floor patio of an urban apartment building. ‘Who shirt is this,’ demands the husband in Portuguese. The wife angrily flings the shirt into a whooping crowd that has gathered below. Their fight is juicy enough as is, but just off to the side a man appears in the couple’s window. Shirtless and angry, the man may be an adulterer but he’s awfully quick-thinking. He tosses out the window an escape rope he’s managed to fashion from knotted t-shirts and bravely begins to climb down. On a window sill below, he stops. The cackling crowd mocks both him and the woman’s husband. ‘Cornudo,’ the growing audience yells at the husband, a Portuguese word for a man being cheated on. As if a Hollywood celebrity had just fallen from the sky, the passersby hoot and ogle and snap photos. They chant ‘JUMP!’ as emergency workers arrive to assist the struggling man. And he does just that. A soft mat is placed below the shirtless man and the crowd cheers as leaps and bounces down to the street. Barefoot and scowling, the shirtless man gives the woman and her husband a good shake of the fist, then shakes it at the crowd for good measure and marches out of view. Homie you went through all that for some kitty kat? Youtube
SMH !!! Teen Boy Gets Piggy Bank Stolen By Prostitute Via CBS News reports: A teenage boy who used an iPad to arrange a meeting with an alleged prostitute ended up with a different experience than he’d intended. The boy, 14, from the Chicago suburb Prospect Heights, set up the intended encounter using a website for sexual liaisons, police say. CBS Chicago reports when the woman arrived at the teenager’s home Wednesday, she allegedly sprayed him with pepper spray, stole the iPad, a piggy-bank and a jar full of money. Police were able to track the suspect when she later used the iPad. Dareka Brooks, 22, of Milwaukee, was charged with one count of armed robbery. Her bond was set at $10,000. Her next court appearance is set for May 31. The teenage victim is safe, police said. Poor kid really did get screwed…. Continue reading →
This woman deserves the pimp of the year award. You got an 85-year-old man to adopt you and his $100 a month rent-controlled apartment? Please gives us lessons in pimpin’ 101. Woman Adopted By Man For His Rent Control Apartment According to NY Post What does it take to get a rent-controlled apartment in New York City? For the 62-year-old sister of the mayor of Salt Lake City, it was a death-bed adoption by a senile 85-year-old man in order to claim rights to his Queens apartment and its $100-a-month rent. Although Pamela Becker grew up in a privileged family — her actual father, the late Ralph Becker, was US ambassador to Honduras during the Ford administration — she has chosen a low-rent lifestyle in Long Island City. And she took a curious route to get there. Married at the Waldorf-Astoria in 1976 and later divorced, Becker came to Long Island City in the 1990s. A cat-sitting gig brought her to a six-unit apartment building on 47th Road. There, she met Nicholas “Uncle Nicky” DeTommaso, a retired dock worker and generous man who liked to keep his door open and cook for his neighbors. DeTommaso was married for just six weeks in 1950 and had lived in the 47th Road building his whole life. Friends described him as a gregarious “Star Trek” fan. Becker befriended him and would take him shopping. By 2002, she had moved into the two-bedroom railroad-flat apartment. “She has a way of working on you until she gets what she wants,” according to a neighbor. Becker managed to get a power of attorney for DeTommaso in 2007, meaning she could make financial and legal decisions for him. Less than a month before DeTommaso died, Becker got the big prize: a new dad with deep pockets and piddling rent. Her adoption was formalized on June 23, 2009, and she had already become the beneficiary of his life insurance and pension, records show. Becker told The Post she took good care of DeTommaso as his health flagged, but denied he was senile. The onetime yoga instructor got DeTommaso to buy her a series of cars even though he did not drive, the neighbor said. “I feel sorry for her; she doesn’t have anyone,” DeTommaso would tell his friends. Becker managed to get a power of attorney for DeTommaso in 2007, meaning she could make financial and legal decisions for him. “Some people said I should marry him. I didn’t want to marry him — that’s gross. I don’t do stuff like that,” Becker said from the flat where she lives with two dogs and a cat. When DeTommaso died, the building’s owners thought the unit would be available and they could charge market-rate rent of $1,500 a month. They were shocked to learn Becker had been adopted by her elderly roommate and claimed she would “remain in this apartment for as long as I live.” She even changed her name to Maria DeTommaso. Salt Lake City Mayor Ralph Becker Jr. said through a spokesman that his sister has “some challenges” and had been estranged from the family for “quite some time.” He said he was unaware of her adoption. But the “family ties” may have broken for Becker. The state Division of Housing and Community Renewal last month ruled she was not entitled to the apartment because she lived as a “family member” in the apartment for only 22 days before DeTommaso’s death. “I’m legally adopted,” insisted Becker, who has refused to move out. “I’m going to win this battle.” Do you think she is right to stand her ground or is she just another gold-diggin’ hussy? Continue reading →
I usually prefer when girls go to the gym dressed in booty shorts and a shorts bra, you know to really not let any clothing get in the way of their deep fucking squats, so that after they are sweating and digusting, I can pretty much make out their entire vagina and ass definition, because you know what it turns me the fuck on. Almost enough to join a gym, but that would be crazy. Amanda Bynes, despite her level of awesome, doing her Andy Kaufman crazy fuck with the public through twitter because they talk about her, would do better if her gym clothes were a lot less Muslim. I mean shit, she looks like this OCD woman who I see walking around my apartment who wears 8 layers of clothes, a hood, a scarf to cover her face, gloves, like she’s Michael Jackson and allergic to the sun, and they’re very little erotic in that. I mean Bynes has a body that needs to be more scandalous, but I’ll still try jerking off to these, you know to challenge my jerking off skills, next leveling it.
A Colorado judge entered a plea of not guilty on behalf of James Holmes, whose attorney said he was not ready to enter one in the Aurora shooting case. The judge thus entered a not guilty plea for him and said he could change the plea to not guilty by reason of insanity, the Associated Press reports. James Holmes , who faces 166 counts of murder, manslaughter and other crimes for the July 2012 massacre, sat silent, but alert, at the hearing. He alternately appeared to look at the judge and stare into space . Jailed for eight months now, the 25-year-old was reportedly restrained in a psychiatric ward for several days last fall out of fear he might harm himself. To be found not guilty by reason of insanity, Holmes has to prove he did not know right from wrong when he committed the crime of which he is accused. Prosecutors say Holmes planned the massacre well in advance, ordering arms and ammunition through the internet and dressing in paramilitary gear. To make matters even worse, police also found explosives in his apartment that had reportedly been rigged to go off when authorities entered. Holmes had no connection to his victims, and unlike Newtown shooter Adam Lanza , or Columbine shooters Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, did not commit suicide. He has been compared to Jared Loughner , who opened fire outside a Tucson supermarket in 2011, killing 6 and wounding 13 others, including Rep. Gabrielle Giffords. Loughner, a diagnosed schizophrenic, was initially ruled not competent to stand trial, but after more than a year of treatment inside a federal prison, pleaded guilty. He was sentenced to life without parole. The D.A. will make an announcement on April 1 about whether he intends to seek the death penalty for Holmes, whose defense asked for more time to prepare.
Baking waffles? Bullets in oven?? Only in Florida … Florida Woman Shot By Oven While Cooking Waffles Via Tmapa Bay Times reports: A young woman trying to make an evening snack ended up at the hospital Monday night after a round of ammunition exploded inside an oven, police said. Eighteen-year-old Aalaya Walker just wanted some waffles. What she didn’t know was that her friend Javarski “JJ” Sandy, 25, had placed a magazine from his .45-caliber Glock 21 in the oven. It’s unclear why he would do that. Walker preheated the oven shortly after 9 p.m. She heard an explosion a short time later. She picked fragments of at least one round from her chest and leg. She rode the bus to St. Anthony’s Hospital, where she met with officers. They sought out Sandy, who was at his apartment in the 200 block of 24th St. N. Sandy, who has a permit to carry a concealed weapon, confirmed Walker’s story. He told authorities there were four rounds in the magazine. He showed the melted magazine to officers, though he’d already thrown away the other bullets. “He stated that he does not have a temperature gauge on the oven so he estimates the temperature based on how far the knob is turned,” an officer wrote in a report. “I observed that the inside of the oven was damaged.” Police described Walker’s wounds as “superficial.” They did not make any arrests. Why the hell was ammo stored in the oven?!? More importantly, who the hell makes waffles in a damn oven??? Jesus take the wheel, brakes and engine!
SMH. Our youth really needs to get it together. Via NBC News: A 17-year-old boy has been arrested after police say he admitted to throwing a 9-year-old boy off the roof of a Bronx apartment building Friday night, critically injuring him. The 9-year-old boy was found on the pavement unconscious with severe body trauma in front of the five-story building on Nelson Avenue in Morris Heights at around 8:30 p.m., authorities said. He was taken to Columbia Presbyterian Hospital where he is listed in critical condition. On Saturday, police charged 17-year-old Casmine Aska with attempted murder. According to a police source, Aska told investigators that he threw the 9-year-old boy off the roof after they got into a fight. The boys are not related, but live in same the building. It was unclear what started the fight or how the two ended up on the roof. Aska’s family did not respond when a reporter knocked on the door to their apartment. We hope he recovers from the trauma….our thoughts are with that boy’s family.
I know many of my female readers will call me a chauvinistic pig for saying this, but there’s nothing sexier than a hot chick on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor and ironing clothes. Call me old-fashioned. Anyway, here is probably my favorite Kelly Brook photoshoot ever. Now if only I can get her to clean my apartment, I’d be the happiest man on the planet.
