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Bar Refaeli Fucks Puppets of the Day

No, I’m not talking about Leonardo DiCaprio. Despite the fact that I am sure he’s more of a puppet than this actual puppet. It’s pretty hard to trust young faced 50 year old model fucker in Hollywood…you know he’s there because some studio exec or Martin Scorcese has his arm elbow deep in his ass…. I am however talking about a real puppet, in this banned in Israel ad, because Israel is the holy land, where 3 of the worlds religions collide in a horrible war zone because a made up god made them disagree on some shit… If you’re not bored or tired or Bar Refaeli, like Bar Refaeli is now that she’s 100, you’ll get excited that they made 3 of her. If you’re like me, you’re energy is better spend on aspiring models trying to get their name out there, because they are more fun, hungry and willing…but more importantly, still under 30 and in their prime.

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Rosalind Lipsett Model Bombs a Construction Worker of the Day

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett and she’s the Irish bikini model a lot of people have been talking about recently. It turns out she’s got a pretty good sense of humor, especially knowing it was April Fool’s, where she decided while on set of a bikini photoshoot, to give a construction worker on a construction site a little bikini runway show and his reaction, like all Migrant workers was “I hope she’s not immigration department trying to deport me using long legged half naked girls”….that and “my wife I was forced to marry to import into America doesn’t look like this, but she will when I stick it in her tonight, thanks for the memories Rosalind”…. They call this video Model Bombing, because you have to be a model to video bomb like this, and thanks to Instagram, I guess that means everyone can do it, #NewTrend….

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Kate Upton Sloppy Tits in a Bikini for a Shitty Movie of the Day

Here is the trailer for some Kate Upton first movie bullshit that I call casting Kate Upton for publicity because she’s got a ridiculous loyal fan base who despite her shortcomings and shitty body, they still love her and think she’s great…especially that people at SI, she got them through the economic crisis…. The hightlight of the movie is when Cameron Diaz pretends to praise Kate Upton for having a great body, when you know she hates every second and every word she says of that part of the script, but being such a top tier actress who is always the same person in every movie, she managed to power through…. Looking at these gifs of her hardly there ass, set against her very there gut, buried under her obviously there, cuz they are sloppy and hanging all over the motherfucker and should have been reduced, because it’s not normal for a 20 year old to need a breast lift…tits…isn’t as fun as it should be… And if one movie starring Cameron Diaz as the babe, or love interest, or Key Player who is Playing herself, here’s another movie of her that really shows off her depths and makes us questions “WHY THE FUCK DON’T THEY CAST OTHER PEOPLE FOR THESE SHITTY MOVIE ROLES, WHY IS IT ALWAYS THIS TWAT”…here’s her movie called Sex Tape, that would have been better if I wrote it, because I am an expert on the sex tape scene and I wouldn’t cast ugly and old played out assholes.

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Heidi Klum Is One Hot Cougar

I know Heidi Klum ‘s getting up there these days — I think she’s got to be 40 now, which makes her ancient in supermodel years. But who cares, because she can still put on a pretty solid bikini show for the paps. Besides, if there’s one thing I love, it’s a hot cougar, and now that Heidi’s single again, I’m hoping she’s in the market for a younger man. And yes, I’m not as young as I used to be either, but hey, I do still live with my mom, so that’s got to count for something, right? Call me. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Looking Mighty Tasty

We’ve done a lot of posts lately on Alessandra Ambrosio at her day job as one of the world’s hottest supermodel s, so I figured it was about time we shook things up with some pictures of her in her other gig as the world’s hottest MILF. So here she is rocking a tight tank top and some awesome spandex leggings for us, and a takeout bag of tacos for her kids. Now that’s some tasty multitasking. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet

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Miley Cyrus Topless On A Horse

I’m pretty sure we’ve gone at least a solid week without Miley Cyrus doing something “scandalous” like twerking or tweeting out thong shots , so you had to figure we were due for something good. And here you go, right on time: it’s a picture of Miley posing topless on a horse statue holding a cigar. And yeah, I have no clue what it all means either, but I do know one thing — I like it. And I hope there’s more where this came from. So keep those fingers crossed.

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Slappy Birthday Bijou Phillips! Catch Her Best Nude Scenes on Mr. Skin! [PICS]

April Fool’s Day is a great day for a birthday, and one of our favorite actresses of all-time, Bijou Phillips , is celebrating her 34th birthday today! Celebrate Bijou’s big day by reliving some of her sexiest moments of all time, including 2005’s Havoc , where she wreaked havoc on our humdingers with her hellacious hooters! Everyone may have been fixated on Anne Hathaway , but we couldn’t take our eyes off of Bijou’s bean bags! Bijou bared boobs and bush in director Larry Clark ‘s 2001 film Bully during a super hot sex scene with Michael Pitt ! And who could forget her very first nude scene from 2000’s Black and White , which also happened to be a super hot threesome! Watch as Bijou and Kim Matulova get it on with a black dude, with both ladies baring their breasts, and Kim flashing her fanny! Happy birthday Bijou ! You always know how to make us spew! More pics after the jump!

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In The Trenches: 15 Celebs in Fly Trench Coats

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Dude Looks Like A Lady: 10 Rappers Wearing Dresses [Photos]

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Grown Man Status: 15 Fly Guy Moments with Tahj Mowry

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