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Office Ladies and Their Money Shot Cake of the Day

Here are some office ladies, who look pretty much like typical 9-5 moms going nuts over their Money Shot Cake at some office cafeteria…it’s like these bitches haven’t seen a real cock that wasn’t there husbands in forever…and even when they saw that it wasn’t inside them in a fun or exciting way…this is the office lunch room version of a male strip club, where horny bitches let their hair out and lose their fucking shit to compensate for their shitty, typical, suburban lives…I think if a cake gets them this pumped, a little fucking TINDER encounters would change their fucking lives…you see you should never lose that spark and a cake should never make you this excited…unless you’re Kate Upton… Old guy shoots a guy who tries to rob him…gangster… A man demonstrating his crazy apocalypse proof knives…

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Nina Agdal Nipples and Tit Grabbing her Tit in Editorialist Video of the DAy

On February 7…I posted a picture of Nina Agdal Grabbing her tit for a magazine called THE EDITORIALIST ..I probably wrote something very witty and amazing…that’s why I am internet famous and no one cares about me and you’re not… You know about her disabled looking face that reminds me of a work program that Adam Levine took advantage of because it was disabled and couldn’t fend for itself…because otherwise we have to accept she fucked him by choice…meaning she’s into that kind of piece of shit…which may not be her immigrant fault…but she should know better… Well, apparently there’s a video from the shoot with nipples and here it is…

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Maria Menounos’ Vagina Quit Extra to Publicize Her Reality Show of the Day

Everyone always obsesses over Maria Menounos ‘ 35 year old ass, without factoring in that she is Greek and that that ass is actually her vagina and that that ass has more mileage, while the real gold is in her actual vagina, that takes a backseat to her Greek vagina that she goes Greek with… That said, she’s quit Extra, a show I had the misfortune of watching the other day, leaving me in a puddle of blood and sadness from trying to cut off my own penis because it was better than the smut mainstream media was shoving down the throats of the hicks that watched this shit… She’s decided to go onto other things, like a Shitty reality show…that is probably as smut filled as her Extra reporting on celebrities, only now she’s going to be the celebrity they are reporting on and that’s good for her want to be famous ego… While I figure her best performance already happened – with this THROWBACK VAGINA SLIP

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Animal Lovers: Photography Series Catches Pet Owners Giving Smooches To Their Pooches! [Photos]

We share enough dog, horse and goat humping stories around these parts that we can’t quite dismiss this photo as completely innocent , but we know there are some pet lovers amongst you that might feel differently, so we thought we’d share. Photographer Shares Photos Of Owners Kissing Their Dogs On The Mouth The photo is one of a series by photographer Chris Sembrot, who sums up his new pet-friendly project on his blog : Man’s best friend. That’s how the saying goes. And for lots of people, smooching with their Great Dane or Dachshund is just another way of expressing that love. To them, a kiss is a carefree way to share affection with the canine who loves them unconditionally. But to other, um, non-dog-owners, this might look like “Man’s best friend…with benefits”. They believe one’s Toy Poodle should not be their play thing. “Do you know where that mouth has been?” they silently ponder. While the human/dog chemistry is lost on this crowd, the smooching owners are actually changing their own biochemistry…for the better! Their oxytocin levels are rising; their blood pressure is slowing, all while their sense of well being crescendos. So, kiss away my friends. Huffington Post also posted a few more of Sembort’s photos along with a warning about the dangers of bacteria harbored in dog saliva. Check out the photos below: Photo Credit: Chris Sembrot Continue reading

Some Friends Are Really Haters And 9 Other Lessons Learned From The Blood Sweat And Heels Cast

While I was left with a bad taste in my mouth from this show, you can learn some life lessons from the behavior of these women. Continue reading

Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin Separate

The couple, married for 10 years, announce they are ‘consciously uncoupling.’ By James Montgomery

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Keepin’ It 100: Tiny Admits To Having Fake Cakes And Boobs & Speaks On T.I. Divorce Rumors

Tiny Admits To Having Plastic Surgery And Speaks On Divorce Rumors Messy talk show host Wendy Williams recently had R&B songstress and reality star Tameka “Tiny” Harris on her show and, per the usual, Wendy didn’t hesitate to put her on the spot during their brief chat. However, Tiny had no shame in keeping it real about everything from her plastic surgery procedures, to her family and even what’s really going on between she and T.I. Check out a few excerpts from the interview below: On whether her butt is natural or “bought:” It’s a lil bought…. On whether or not her boobs are natural: No, they’re bought. I’ve always had a lot of boobs but, you know, after 3 babies…they sag. We’re sure this doesn’t exactly come as a shock to most, but it is a little surprising to hear celebs be honest about what they’ve had done, riiigght? Tiny also kept it 100 about nose job rumors, the current state of her marriage and even had a quick answer when Wendy put her on blast for not having on her wedding ring.  Check out the rest of their chat, including the full interview video, on the flip. Continue reading

Let’s Celebrate Big Sean’s Birthday By Looking At His Banging Boo Naya Rivera

Big Sean’s Fiance Naya Rivera Today is Big Sean’s birthday, which is always a happy thing to celebrate. However, we care a little bit more about something else: how fine his boo Naya Rivera is. So let’s celebrate Sean’s birthday the same way he is… Continue reading

Miley Is Teaching Republican Girls How To Twerk, Pharrell Says

The 7 lessons we learned from Skateboard P’s revealing GQ interview. By Gil Kaufman

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Kylie Minogue’s Hot in Some Magazine at 100 of the Day

The other day Kylie Minogue reminded us that Breast Cancer didn’t rob her of her femininity…but rather did the opposite because she’s hotter than ever and I am all about her SEXERCIZE VIDEO despite memories of her in the early 90s making it hard for me to be into someone born the same decade as her…you see, because she’s old as fuck… But here she is in some magazine, looking amazing, like some kind of freak of nature who can’t really be australian, since every Australian I know, turns into some kind of shrivelled looking sun damaged alligator-faced monster that could have killed Steve Irwin, if the stingray didn’t beat them to it… So I’m here thinking maybe the cancer treatments also killed the aging process, or maybe she’s now some genetic freak, but ultimately, none of that matters, what matters is that she’s perfect.

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