George Lopez told Ellen DeGeneres on her show Thursday that he has not had a drop of alcohol since he was arrested for public intoxication last month. Lopez …
I posted something on Facebook the yesterday about the instagram model lie, which I guess is the real model lie, as well as the real pig who made it onto TV via a sex tape for having a big round fake ass… It’s basically how to do before and after fitness pics, that make a girl go from a fatty to a ripped toned babe, in a matter of minutes, using shading from self tanning make-up, the right clothes, and angles… After seeing Kim Kardashian Paparazzi pics from the last few days, years, months, fucking forever, it is safe to say, every scam, lie, smoke and mirror trick in the book, from possibly not even being a selfie, but rather shot by a photographer and edited, since there is NO way this bitch looks like this… My gay lover at DLISTED POSTED THESE PICS OF HER FROM YESTERDAY It’s safe to say…not the same fucking person…other than the ass implant you can see from her front…it’s all a smoke show…kinda like everything about her… This is what Kim K’s Bikini Selfie Reminds me of…a fucking disaster. UPDATE – Apparently Kim K put on this bikini to prove she fits in her 15 year old sister’s bikini because it’s important for the world to know that fabric stretches and that her 4 fooot 11 fat ass wears the same size as her 6 foot tall sister… SOURCE
I wish more of these cat themed viral videos that people are still really into, and excited about, even though we’ve all seen everything a cat is capable of, were far more like this… This is the cute, heart warming, kitty shit I am into.
A few weeks ago, I exposed GIGI HADID like she was Kate Upton and her grandfather invented the Washing Machine…only instead her parents were rich real estate fame whores in LA…friends with everyone making me assume Sports Illustrated pics their models up at the country club, or wherever else rich connected kids hang out… That said, I don’t care why Gigi Hadid gets half naked in pictures. I don’t care why she feels like she needs to be in front of the camera…I just know that it’s a great level of insecurity, or validation seeking, that may come with when a girl has everything she ever needed…like a 100 million dollar trust fund… She’s richer than Paris Hilton’s family was when Paris leaked the sex tape. She has everything, but the one thing she needs is for people to jerk off to her? It’s so strange, it comes from such a weird place, but the fact is she’s young and getting naked for attention and really, that’s the kind of attention I want all girls seeking, whether they can pay their rent or not… The real question I have in all this is whether her dad jerks off to these pics…and whether he is the reason she models…because it fills his sick self loving perversion.. Who knows…here are the pics as she milk her SI shoot like she was Kate Upton…only less fat….
A few weeks ago, I exposed GIGI HADID like she was Kate Upton and her grandfather invented the Washing Machine…only instead her parents were rich real estate fame whores in LA…friends with everyone making me assume Sports Illustrated pics their models up at the country club, or wherever else rich connected kids hang out… That said, I don’t care why Gigi Hadid gets half naked in pictures. I don’t care why she feels like she needs to be in front of the camera…I just know that it’s a great level of insecurity, or validation seeking, that may come with when a girl has everything she ever needed…like a 100 million dollar trust fund… She’s richer than Paris Hilton’s family was when Paris leaked the sex tape. She has everything, but the one thing she needs is for people to jerk off to her? It’s so strange, it comes from such a weird place, but the fact is she’s young and getting naked for attention and really, that’s the kind of attention I want all girls seeking, whether they can pay their rent or not… The real question I have in all this is whether her dad jerks off to these pics…and whether he is the reason she models…because it fills his sick self loving perversion.. Who knows…here are the pics as she milk her SI shoot like she was Kate Upton…only less fat….
Emma Watson was in Elle. I am only posting it because I find Emma Watson a funny character, only because her fan base, a ridiculously loyal fan base, is made up by a huge percentage of creepy perverts that are Harry Potter fans and who watched her grow up. You know, who waited for the day she turned 18 to jerk off to her…like most creepy pervert fans who have obsessive behavior about random nerd shit…
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