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Is Lupita Nyong’o’s Oscar Being Recalled? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Gary With Da Tea is reporting Lupita Nyong’o‘s Oscar award might be recalled. Although this has never been heard of before, Gary reports this is…

Is Lupita Nyong’o’s Oscar Being Recalled? [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Izabel Goulart Tennis Porn of the Day

Izabel Goulart is the best thing to happen to Brazilian fitness, bikini, lingerie modelling pretty much ever and here she is out of the gym and on the tennis court, probably because she knows I have a tennis fetish, and that I stand outside local tennis tournaments all summer, all because looking’ up skirts and hearing bitches grunt like they are getting fucked, especially rich and classy tennis playing bitches, is my fucking porn…I mean…unless she doesn’t know I exist, which I am going to assume she doesn’t, but this is the internet and I can pretend whatever I want, hater.

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Anne Hathaway Bad Ass on the Beach in a Shirt Does Miami of the Day

Anne Hathaway is one of those pasty weirdo girls you see at the waterpark or public pool who doesn’t take her t-shirt off when she goes in the ocean…only she’s not quite as fat as the usual t-shirt wearing girls in public, making me wonder why she’s even doing this…is it a cry for attention, is she a victim of hollywood an unrealistic expectations from women, does she not work out or starver herself like she is supposed to, is she a victim of marriage and laziness, is she pregnant…so many questions I don’t need answered, cuz like the rest of the world, I don’t find Anne Hathaway hot, interesting or worth noticing…but I’ll post her shitty ass legs in a shitty bikini, because she’s making a mockery of herself and I like that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Ashely Greene in a Shitty Bathing Suit on Set of the Day

Ashley Greene is on set in what must be a “period” piece bathing suit, and not a “period” piece bathing suit, designed for periods and the stains they leave, like the time I went snorkelling on vacation with a girl in a white bikini, who got her period on her way to the tour, and who didn’t have tampons, leaving me with fear of survival due to sharks cuz this damn hippie and her blood soaked white bikini was putting us all at risk like we were Bethany Hamilton on some surfboard, but some vintage shit that makes her ass look bad… I didn’t watch Twilight, so I don’t know who Ashley Greene is, I do have a friend who had her boyfriend cheat on her with Ashley Greene, so I know she’s some florida trash who fucks her way up the ladder, and I guess it works for her, because I’m posting her shitty bathing suit pics…which after years of research, I have discovered does no mean anything is working for anyone, because I barely exist….and luckily either does Ashley Greene’s ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Heather Graham Is Still One Sexy Cougar

Here’s one of my favorite ageless hotties Heather Graham out looking just as awesomely busty as ever. And according to my trusty sources, she’s leaving some vegan restaurant here. I don’t know about you guys, but I could never be a vegan, due to my serious cravings for that juicy front meat of Heather’s. …Sorry, it’s almost lunch time and I guess I’m getting distracted. Just ignore me and go ahead and enjoy the great cougar cleavage. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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‘I’m Not Bossy, I’m The Boss’ Says Beyonce In New #BanBossy PSA

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When Animals Attack: Elderly Woman Survives Stings From 75,000 Killer Bees During Attack

Elderly Woman Survives Attack From 75,000 Killer Bees A 71-year-old woman miraculously survived a vicious attack after suffering over 1000 stings when a swarm of killer bees emerged from a utility box. via AOL A California woman stung more than 1,000 times by a swarm of bees is expected to be okay. Firefighters say the unidentified 71-year-old woman was a covered in a ‘suit of bees’ when they arrived on scene, according to KABC. ‘The bees, about 75,000 of them, made a hive inside a fiber optic phone line utility box. You can see the honeycomb on the lid. [She] had to be rescued by having a blanket thrown over her head and taken inside by her neighbor.’ From the sounds of things, this woman is definitely blessed to have survived!

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Kid Forges Mom’s Signature on Permission Slip, Fails Spectacularly

Attention, little kids everywhere. We have a little bit of advice for you today. Don’t try to forge your mom’s signature on a permission slip or other document unless you know her actual name, and can spell it. Because “Mommy” is probably not it. Just a hunch, based on this classic image from Reddit. Not too convincing. Does make for a hilarious addition to our Little Kid Notes gallery, though: 13 Hilarious Kid Notes Open Slideshow 1. Mommy Signature This little kid tried to forge his mom’s signature. Pretty amazing. View As List 1. Mommy Signature This little kid tried to forge his mom’s signature. Pretty amazing. 2. I Hate Chris! Sorry Ben. I was aiming for someone else … 3. Elementary School Love Letter This elementary school love letter, and the recipient’s response, tells you all there is to know about love among the single-digit set. 4. 30 Boyfriend Rules This little kid has already figured out 30 essential rules any potential boyfriend must abide by. Take heed! 5. Kid’s Insane Christmas Letter Drew Magary’s daughter wrote an insane Christmas list. He wrote an insanely hilarious response. 6. Dear Santa Amazon Letter A kid wrote the full Amazon URL on his Dear Santa letter. In crayon. He’s dedicated. 7. Stinky Kid Note Check out this note written by a Buffalo, N.Y., teacher with regard to the alleged stinky nature of the kids in her class. 8. Kid Poem About Sister This little kid wants his sister out of the house, as this poetry makes abundantly clear. 9. #1 Dad Note An adorable note written from a 12-year-old to the single man who adopted him. It brings a tear to your eye … 10. Note to Dad An adorable note written from a 12-year-old to the man who adopted him. 11. Kid Writes Get Well Note This kid’s get well note for his teacher is chock full of helpful advice. 12. Cute Kid Note Check out this cute note written by a little kid to his dad. He meant “cook.” 13. Hilarious Apology Note This note was written by an eight-year old. He used to really hate one of his brothers. At least the offending youngster in question had the best of intentions, or wanted to make us believe that Mommy was very happy when she signed the letter.

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Lion Cubs Play with Father, Ignore Unhappy Roars

We already know dogs can be quite adorable, especially when laying on a guilt trip . But who knew lions could be so gosh darn cute?!? In the following photos and accompanying video from The Oregon Zoo, three cubs try to have some fun with their very serious father, who seems more interested in roaring than climbing or licking. But these little guys are mostly undeterred, doing their best to make a loving impression on dear old dad: And it worked! “The cubs rushed him as soon as they saw him,” an Oregon Zoo keeper said of this initial first meeting, which took place last week. “At first he was surprised but as time passed he grew more patient. A few days later, he was grooming them.” That’s very nice to hear. And it’s very sweet to watch. Check out footage of the family hanging out here: Lion Cubs Play with Father

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Justin Bieber Blows Up at Court Reporter, Sucks So Hard

Another clip from Justin Bieber’s horror-filled deposition has hit the Internet. Earlier today, we posed several snippets of Bieber acting like an arrogant jerk , scoffing at a lawyer who dared to ask him questions and flipping the eff out when the subject of Selena Gomez was broached. Now, TMZ has posted new footage of Bieber at a court-mandated deposition in Miami. It features Bieber very reluctantly responding to inquiries in conjunction with a lawsuit filed against him by a beaten-up photographer, barely answering above a whisper and then cursing out a court reporter who dares to ask him to repeat himself. This is an ugly side of Justin Bieber, folks: Justin Bieber Curses Off Court Reporter Note to Justin: This poor woman is not the one who sued you, nor is she even the one asking about the lawsuit . We guess we should be grateful you aren’t wearing sunglasses inside, but still. Grow up and show some respect, man. Watch a number of deposition clips below, each one painting Bieber in a worse and worse light: Justin Bieber Deposition Footage Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber Deposition Footage, Part 1 Justin Bieber acts like an arrogant jerk in this footage from his deposition in Miami. Watch him wink at the camera and talk down to opposing counsel now. View As List 1. Justin Bieber Deposition Footage, Part 1 Justin Bieber acts like an arrogant jerk in this footage from his deposition in Miami. Watch him wink at the camera and talk down to opposing counsel now. 2. Justin Bieber Deposition Footage, Part 2 Justin Bieber is asked about Selena Gomez in this portion of his deposition. And he is none to happy about it. 3. Justin Bieber Deposition Footage, Part 3 Justin Bieber mouths off to opposing counsel in this video from his deposition in Miami. It’s safe to say the singer is fed up. 4. Justin Bieber Deposition Footage, Part 4 Justin Bieber shows zero respect for the attorney asking him questions in this peek at his Miami deposition. Usher? Hmmm… yeah, that nam sounds familiar. 5. Justin Bieber Curses Off Court Reporter Justin Bieber berates a poor court reporter in this clip from his Miami deposition. He talks in a whisper and then yells at her when she asked him to repeat himself.

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