Last time we had this smoking hot Colombian model on the site, I said she belonged in a bikini . But now, after seeing this latest shoot Catalina Otalvaro did for Besame Lingerie, I think I have to change my mind, because she clearly belongs in lingerie too. Lucky for us though, we don’t have to choose, and you can just go ahead and enjoy Catalina’s perfect body in both. Now that’s what I call ending the week on a high note. You’re welcome. » view all 26 photos
Her name is Danielle Lloyd, she’s a busty UK model who has made a living showing her tits, and here she is showing her tits for the paparazzi in her bikini, being as subtle as a whore can be, I mean if she hired a marching band and some fucking circus performers, with a spotlight and fireworks, it’d take away from the authenticity that she a titty model, who only exists in our lives because of her tits, showing her tits for the paparazzi she hired…if you get what I am saying…and if you don’t you’re an idiot…but I’ll break it down to you like this. She’s only relevant because she models her tits, so when she hits the beach with the paparazzi she hired for PR, she shows her tits in a subtle way, to keep her fans intrigued or at least reminded of her tits. Basic low level marketing, sure, but she makes more money than us and that is depressing. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I can’t really look at Miranda Kerr the same way since finding out she got fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Bieber, even when I have been told by people who have had sex with Bieber, including but not limited to pornstars, that Bieber has a massive penis, because Bieber, even when jacked, looks like this hairless 12 year old, that like the dude at the stripclub who was making out with the dyke who was built and dressed like a 13 year old boy, would require a fucking weirdo to get down with… But she does have a banging body…and I mean as a panty model, that’s what matters, what she sticks in her ass or vagina, really doesn’t…even if it should… So here is what I’ve been told is a horrible fucking person, Miranda Kerr, doing some underwear campaigning…
