I feel like I’ve seen this Alessandra Ambrosio picture and that’s perfectly ok…because she’s a naked mom model who looks better than most naked non moms…and the older we all get…as the girls we grew up wanting to fuck start getting knocked up…it’s a real life issue…unless you’re like me and just focus on new pussy…because the nice thing about humanity, the only really nice thing about humanity, is that there’s always gonna be new pussy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Emilia Clarke is some Game of Thrones star who I guess has a huge virgin loser fan base, even though Game of Thrones is mainstream, despite clearly being some virgin loser shit, with dragons and wizards and midgets…you know designed for people who don’t have sex and will never have sex thanks to their aspergers…and she’s the babe of the show…meaning huge fan base and more importantly, lots of sperm has been spilled for her…it’s jus the way nerd shit goes…and it is creepy… Here she is in some Canadian Magazine..
Surprise! The cat’s out of the bag. KimYe’s wedding date has reportedly been set and E! cameras are rumored to be invited. According to Mail Online reports : Kim Kardashian is wasting no time becoming Mrs West. The 33-year-old reality star has already set a date to wed Kanye, 36, in Paris. The two will walk down the aisle on May 24, according to UsWeekly . That will be only seven months after the Yeezus singer got down on one knee to propose to the E! favorite in San Francisco with a 15-carat diamond engagement ring. May 24 is a Saturday but guests will be flown in several days before that, according to the magazine. The date is an interesting choice because it’s when astronomers are predicting a comet will burst through Earth’s atmosphere and create a brilliant meteor shower, lighting up the sky. France is no unfamiliar destination for the couple. They have already been spending much time there in the past year – Kanye was in the City Of Lights as recently as Sunday when he took in the Givenchy show where his soon-to-be sister-in-law Kendall Jenner walked the runway. On February 25 Kim told Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS FM radio show her wedding won’t be the giant affair that has been reported. ‘We’re having a super, super small, intimate wedding,’ she told the Keeping Up With the Kardashians producer. ‘As we go along, we’re realizing we want it to be smaller and more intimate than people are imagining and thinking.’ Kim saw 500 people attend her nuptials to basketball star Kris Humphries in 2011. The event was over-the-top and filmed for her reality show. It may be hard for the rapper to keep the event toned down, however. ‘Kanye is obsessed with creating moments, like he did with the baseball-stadium engagement,’ a source told Life & Style. ‘Now he’s working on all these huge surprises for the wedding, but as a result she has virtually no idea what is going to happen at her own wedding. She’s been kept in the dark about a lot of the details, and that doesn’t make her happy.’ The weekly also noted the stars have looked at marrying inside France’s Chateau d’Usse. West is taking charge of the entire event, planning everything, even what she will wear. ‘She’ll have one dress change,’ Us’ source said. And the gown will reportedly hug her hard-won curves – the beauty lost 50 pounds after delivering daughter North in June. As for their child, she will be there as well. A source revealed: ‘North will have a large role in the wedding.’ The couple will have to fly in their A-list friends, think Beyonce and Jay Z, into the European country. ‘Everything will be very ornate, from the invitations to the cake,’ a source told InTouch in January. It’s been reported the event will be televised, so undoubtedly the TV network will foot most of that bill. Kanye has an apartment near the Champs-Elysees in Paris where he will be staying as he makes frequent trips to the City Of Lights to iron out the details of his big day, added Us. It has not been reported whether Kim’s mother Kris Jenner – who set up Khloe’s nuptials to Lamar Odom in 2009 – will play a role in the wedding planning. One thing Kim will have control over is the prenup. Life & Style reported: ‘Kim wants Kanye to sign the same ironclad agreement she had with Kris. A source tells the publication the couple is ‘haggling’ over custody arrangements for North if they split. The Kim & Kanye Wedding Special will air in the fall, according to sources. Are y’all excited for this one? One thing about Kanye, he definitely knows how to put together an event. We just don’t know if we’d trust him to pick our wedding gown if we were Kim. Then again, this is like her fourth and fifth dress isn’t it? AKM-GSI
It was the selfie heard Tweeted ’round the world. And now it’s the selfie being parodied hilarious ’round the Internet. Days after the Ellen DeGeners Oscars selfie crashed Twitter, a couple terrific takes on the famous photo have gone viral. In the first, Tweeted by Academy Award winner Jared Leto, Homer Simpson tries to crash the image – and takes a kick in the head from animated Bradley Cooper for his trouble. In the second, all the stars involved are re-created with LEGOs, an impressive endeavor that leaves us in awe of the World Wide Web: For more from this show and this movie, read through The Simpsons quotes at TV Fanatic and the LEGO movie quotes at Movie Fanatic. And then relieve the original Oscars selfie below, and so do without fear: it will not crash your computer…
Justin Bieber may think Selena Gomez is an elegant princess , but Selena Gomez thinks Justin Bieber is immature and idiotic. Not long after Bieber attempted to make nice with his ex-girlfriend this week – posting a photo of Gomez on Oscars night and saying she looks beautiful – sources tell TMZ that Selena had one response to the Instagram stunt. And it can be summed up in one word: HA! Selena has seen it before and she’s fallen for it before and she really is done with Justin, an insider says. She actually laughed out loud, according to this report, upon seeing Bieber’s lame attempt at reconciliation and is sticking by her party line: She went to rehab to get over Justin and now she’s out of rehab… and over Justin! We’re guessing Gomez could even come up with a number of reasons why she sort of wants to punch Justin Bieber . Foremost among them? The following text message exchange, in which Bieber allegedly refers to Gomez as “talentless,” among many other harsh words: Justin Bieber Texts to Selena Gomez? Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Text #1 One of five text message screen caps allegedly sent from Justin Bieber to Selena Gomez. It’s pretty interesting if true. View As List 1. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Text #1 One of five text message screen caps allegedly sent from Justin Bieber to Selena Gomez. It’s pretty interesting if true. 2. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Text #2 The second of five text message screen caps allegedly sent from Justin Bieber to Selena Gomez. It’s pretty incriminating if true. 3. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Text #3 The third of five text message screen caps allegedly sent from Justin Bieber to Selena Gomez. It’s pretty interesting if true. 4. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Text #4 The fourth of text message screen caps allegedly sent from Justin Bieber to Selena Gomez. It’s pretty interesting stuff if true. 5. Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Text #5 The fifth of five text message screen caps of a conversation allegedly had between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. It’s pretty nasty if true … did he really say that?
Disclaimer: We do not wish Justin Bieber major physical harm or trauma, nor do we advocate violence as a general rule. But he needs to get roughed up a little. Not enough to break any bones or send the kid to the hospital or anything, but some scrapes and bruises here and there to knock some sense into him? Someone needs to whip the 20-year-old’s formerly squeaky-clean rear end into shape, and soon. He’s still young enough that he may be salvageable. Or not. His downward spiral is bordering on epic and not showing any signs of abating. But we’ll never know if we don’t try. Tough love can go a long way. Here are 13 reasons Justin is due for minor-to-moderate ass whooping, which we’d be happy to administer. How about you? Click through and tell us: 13 Reasons Justin Bieber Needs to Get Punched Open Slideshow 1. He Can’t Keep His Shirt On Yeah. Selfies like this work if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn’t need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he’s cool. View As List 1. He Can’t Keep His Shirt On Yeah. Selfies like this work if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn’t need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he’s cool. 2. He Disrespects Women Going to a strip club is not the worst offense in the world, but when you do it ALL THE TIME and take pics like this, AND your fans are all young girls? Pretty reprehensible. 3. He’s a Bad Role Model Forget fan girls, Justin has little siblings who look up to and idolize him. What kind of example is he setting? 4. His Tattoos Dude, you are not hard. Just stop trying. Also, the irony of having Bible verses tattooed on yourself and then behaving beyond badly 24/7/365 does not go unnoticed. 5. He Bragged About Taking Selena Gomez’s Virginity The guy actually had the nerve to brag about how he took Selena Gomez’s v-card and how she was so in love with him at the time. Classy move. 6. He Called Her a Talentless P–sy That’s just not very nice. 7. He Wears Sunglasses Indoors Like all the time. What a douche. 8. He Doesn’t Just Say No Sizzurp. Weed. Booze. Meds. This guy and his douchebag posse are like a freaking traveling Silk Road. 9. He’s the Worst Neighbor EVER We pity anyone who lives next to (or even in the same ZIP code as) this asshat. 10. He Gives Canada a Bad Name Justin is doing his best to ruin the reputation of an entire nation, which is particularly devastating as The Great White North typically doesn’t produce miscreants like this. 11. He Yells at Photographers Sure, the paparazzi suck, and yes, a little more space might help cool his jets. Still, acting like a petulant, entitled brat and threatening people doesn’t help his cause. 12. He’s a Dick and Whips His Out Seriously. The amount of times we’ve covered incidents involving this kid’s penis is alarmingly high. 13. He’s a Menace to Society Ruining your own life is one thing, but when you cross the line into DUI, drag racing and starting fights? That’s when you’re bringing others down with you (and may even be risking their lives), and you essentially suck as a person.
Real girls don’t eat…it takes a good pregnancy, or engagement, or trapping of a man to say, fuck my career I’ve made my money, it’s about my happiness, and giving up, pass me that corn dog…and that is far more depressing than her marrying Ashton, because you never had a chance, who cares who she fucks, what matters is how she looks, and more importantly, the condition of her pussy…something I guess she doesn’t seem to care about TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Well this was totally fucking unnecessary… The good news is that whoever took this picture, decided to save us from the nightmare that is a hooker vagina in it’s old age after years of getting fucked by various penis, having babies, and dying of Hepatitis… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
For some reason I’d never heard of McKenzie Westmore before this, but after a little research it makes sense, because apparently she’s famous for being a soap star. And even though I do spend most of my days on the couch, I’ve never had a good reason to turn on a soap opera — well, until now at least. So here’s McKenzie busting out at the 300: Rise of an Empire premiere. And that’s not the only rising after this, if you catch my drift… I’m talking about my pants region, just to be clear. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com
