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Erin Heatherton for RUSSH Magazine of the Day

Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model who has had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio like all Victoria’s Secret models…making me think they are actual hookers and not models…you know the highest of class…because the logic behind all of them dating the same dude, unless they were hookers, doesn’t make sense…I know girls and girls get mad if their friends even talk to their ex boyfriends…making me question whether it’s a publicity stunt…by the company to market their bitches…or maybe when you’re leo..they girls just use his dick as a novelty… All this to say, I prefer Erin Heatherton in lingerie than whatever is going on here…

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Walmart Shoplifter Shamed of the Day

I thought shopping at Walmart was shameful enough… I mean when you’re got stealing from the fucking place, you are clearly one step away from killing yourself… So I can’t imagine why anyone would want to give her a hard time, let her take the shit, her life is bad enough you heartless asshole, working for the man, instead of working for you fellow man…you should be ashamed of yourself…

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Poppy Delevingne Has the Best Upskirt Ever of the Day

Poppy Delevingne, sister of lesbian / bisexual / Michelle Rodriguez is possibly a man, scamming the world and just having a good time with it because the world has bought into her wonky face and are paying her lots of money, Cara Delevingne…decided to draw some attention to herself by flashing her coach…her hairy little cooch and as a man who loves bush…and is happy it is in fashion…this is just the way I like it…however as a man who knows how these girls behave when drunk with celebrities…I probably be on the lookout for pimple like growths… That said..this is perfection…Save the Bush….

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Emma Stone leaked nude selfshot

Sexy celeb Emma Stone nude selfshot photo leaked! Check out ore of her punani over at Mr SKin! The post Emma Stone leaked nude selfshot appeared first on Celeb Punani . Continue reading

Watch The Latest ’22 Jump Street’ Trailer: ‘We’re Like Rihanna And Chris Brown’

Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill are back, and their bond is stronger than ever. By Emily Blake

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NFL Star Ray Rice And Fiancee Arrested: Video Shows Him Dragging Her Unconscious In Casino [VIDEO]

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TMZ has obtained a shocking video that has surfaced which depicts NFL superstar running back Ray Rice of the Baltimore Ravens, apparently dragging his unconscious fiancee Janay Palmer…

NFL Star Ray Rice And Fiancee Arrested: Video Shows Him Dragging Her Unconscious In Casino [VIDEO]

Sara Malakul Lane Wears the Best Bras of the Da y

Sara Malakul Lane is the Thai actress in Hollywood I would most likely want to hire to do my dry cleaning, if I wore anything other than soiled sweatpants that don’t require dry cleaning…because she’s asian and that was a bad asian joke..I shoulda stuck with tranny…there are trannies in Thailand and no way to determine her past…but with a body like this…shit…who cares if she has balls…she’s superhuman and gender doesn’t matter…and a bra like that…makes me lose confidence in her understanding of clothing…in a way I wouldn’t trust her to wash my sweat pants one bit…but I would trust her to be the mother of my kids…because she’s that perfect… What it comes down to is I’ve never banged an asian in all my sexual conquests…which were more failures than anything…and I think a Half Asian is the perfect gateway to real asians and their sideway vaginas…maybe her vagina is just one 45 degree angle… I guess I will never know…but at least I can stare at her pics…

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Emma Stone’s Possible Nude Selfie of the Day

The likelihood of this Emma Stone nude pic being a legit nude pic…you know all low res enough that it could be a pic of your grandmother in a wig and we could pretend it’s Emma Stone is pretty fucking high… But the small chance it is legit, means I have to post it…it is my duty and more importantly…sometimes It is nicer to pretend or to believe something is real…since nothing really ever is…

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Hannah Ferguson’s Got a Ridiculous Bikini of the Day

Yesterday SI Swimsuit happened… Tonight all the models are in Miami rocking out… I don’t read Sports Illustrated, I don’t love what they do, I don’t care about the models they choose, I don’t endorse their dated system that is a relic of the past girls only participate in for nostalgic reasons… It is just a matter of time before they don’t exist…thanks to being able to jerk off to porn on your phone in the bathroom while your wife watches Dancing with the stars… But I do like Hannah Ferguson’s choice in bathing suits, it’s a bummer Sports Illustrated isn’t a leader in fashion and that girls aren’t gonna get up on this…but they should.. I don’t want to endorse Sports Illustrated anymore, because they’ve only endorsed me once, and since then have turned on me because I mock their models…but when people give me tits, I make lemonade…that’s the expression right? TO SEE THE REST THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cara Delevingne Should Be The Poster Child For Good Health

I don’t know what they were serving at the Elle Style Awards last night, but here’s Cara Delevingne looking like a total mess. How this chick is a model is beyond me, but after looking at her here, I think her career will be done in less than a year. That is, unless she wants to come attend my model rehab camp, which basically consists of me teaching Cara how to post bikini selfies. And I personally guarantee positive results — well, for me at least. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com

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