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Emily Didonato and Samantha Gradoville for Just Cavalli of the Day

I don’t know if these are pics of Emily Didonato or Samantha Gradoville or both..I just know that they are modelling some bikinis and that people come here to see pics of models in bikinis…so I am just giving you what you fucking want…I am accommodating like that… I do know that Emily Didonato is one of Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard, the one who came before Alyssa Miller, and that she may or may not have a penis, or at least stories of sticking penis like things inside Jake while watching Heath Ledger movies…when she wasn’t SHOWING NIPPLES FOR FASHION I also know Samantha Gradoville has been NAKED FOR FASHION TOO …. Making these pics of them…pretty fucking disappointing considering what they are willing to do…this is like fingering a girl who was into getting fucked up the ass and given a facial…only worse.

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Rihanna Bikini Top from Brazil of the Day

OMG! Rihanna posted bikini pics. I feel ridiculous posting this shit like it is news, important, hot, or even relevant…the pics are from her instagram, they are boring, and the retired hooker turned popstar in them, has countless sluttier pics of herself, because craving and crying for that male attention is kinda what her crazy ex-hooker ass is into… I mean, I wonder what her Barbados sugar plantation slaves would think of all she’s done with their emancipation efforts back when they abolished slavery…They’d probably super stoked that one of their own could blossom into being a bigger spoiled brad with no respect than the plantation owner’s sociopathic daughter… The more I see her doing her thing, the more I think she’s one of the worst humans around…especially when everyone I know who knows her, or who have worked for her, or who have booked her, can’t stand anything about her….and the amount of people who know her, is surprisingly alot when you spend time in barbados…where everyone hates her…cuz “they just jealous”…or maybe cuz “she’s just a cunt”….

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Kate Upton’s V-Magazine Shoot of the Day

Fatty Kate Upton has been photoshopped aggressively from a fashion magazine that decided to either shit on fashion by using a fat model who has a lot of hype, trying to be controversial like it was a Benneton ad in the 80s, or some other high concept idea that fashion will put together to make some kind of useless yet glamorous social commentary…or maybe they are just trying to garner buzz, get attention because people, mainly white trash dudes love Kate Upton…or maybe they have a quota of fat chicks they need to use in the magazine to be deemed appropriate for young girls to read in this era of hating skinny girls, and turning our backs on skinny girls while encouraging fat girls because obesity fuels fast food industry, junk food industry, health care industry while keeping people lazy as fuck and unable to bother fighting what the government imposes on them…but maybe I’m taking these a bit too seriously…and should just stare at her tits…

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Pictures

There were so many hotties at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 50th Anniversary Party last night that it’s hard to keep track of them all: Rachel Hunter, Petra Nemcova, Kate Bock, Genevieve Morton, Jess Gomes, Katherine Webb, Ariel Meredith, Chrissy Teigen, Dominique Piek, Tori Praver, Natasha Barnard, Rebecca Romijn, Ireland Baldwin, Heidi Klum, Kathy Ireland . Still, I can’t believe yours truly didn’t get an invite, especially considering all the press I give them. I guess I can’t be trusted around a bunch of hot models and an open bar, which makes sense. Hell, I can barely be trusted around this post and a Starbucks without getting kicked out for violating their no pants, no service policy. » view all 43 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Alice Goodwin In Sexy Lingerie For Zoo

Everybody knows January kind of sucks, so Zoo decided to help guys out the best way they know how, by getting a busty British model in her lingerie. So here’s Alice Goodwin doing what she does best in their latest issue, and putting those massive funbags of hers to work for a good cause: cheering us all up. I don’t know about you guys, but it worked for me. The Little Tuna is very happy right now. » view all 11 photos

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Yasiin Bey Announces “Time Is Always Now” Muhammad Ali Tribute [Video]

Yasiin Bey continues to tease fans eagerly anticipating anything from the artist formerly known as Mos Def. The elusive Brooklyn MC released a new video today teasing an upcoming performance called “Time Is Always Now” in honor of boxing legend Muhammad Ali’s 72nd birthday this Friday (January 17)…. Continue

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Is Bruno Mars’ Moonshine Jungle Coming To Your Town? Check Out Tour Dates

Bruno Mars has added an additional leg to his world tour, kicking off on May 27. By Brenna Ehrlich

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‘Archer’ Goes Country: Meet The Girl Who’s Singing For Cherlene

FX’s series gets a country music makeover, courtesy of singer Jessy Lynn Martens. By James Montgomery

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Happy Hump Day: The Sexiest Instagram Photos Of The Week

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It’s the middle of the week and what better way to celebrate Hump Day than getting a head start on your weekend Instagram stalking. We’ve…

Happy Hump Day: The Sexiest Instagram Photos Of The Week

Awesome Drunk Dude of the Day

As a drunk person, who likes being drunk, who needs to be drunk, and who relies on being drunk to get through all aspects of life, even the most menial…because drunk just makes things more tolerable, from the inner demons and repressed memories in our soul, to the annoying, tedious conversations you have with the people you come across and who you can’t help but hate…I am a fan of videos of drunk people, even if they are also high people, who may or may not have given up on life, but who are giving themselves face plants because it’s pretty fucking funny..

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