You might be shocked to hear this, since I know you guys think I’m classy and all, but I’ve never been a big fan of ballet or modern dance or whatever. It’s too discriminatory against busty chicks. They should be allowed to jump up and down in tight clothing too. That said, if more dancers looked and dressed like Fanny Francois here, I might change my mind. So who can I donate to in order to make this dream a reality? I’ve always been a big patron of the arts, as long as it involves smoking hot lingerie models. » view all 45 photos
In case you didn’t get what you really wanted for Christmas this year, don’t worry, the latest issue of Vogue Brazil has got you covered: here’s Candice Swanepoel naked on a bed. Now I know it’s only one picture, and she’s on someone else’s bed, not yours, but hey, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. This is still pretty much any guy’s dream present, so enjoy.
The biggest news for Zack Synder ’s upcoming Batman vs. Superman (2015) was the controversial casting of Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne/Batman. Here at Skin Central the more important decision was who would fill out the ultra-tight spangly costume of Wonder Woman. Former Miss Israel, Gal Gadot , officially cinched the role earlier this month, adding another non-nude big budget action flick to her previously Fast and Furious packed resume. No one could ever replace the epically busty Lynda Carter ’s place in our hard-ons, but Gal will definitely be bringing a slinky new charm to the role and a new physicality thanks to the time she spent serving in the Israeli army. Better yet, hopefully this will lead to nude roles in the vein of Lynda’s bare breasted debut in Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw (1976). Nice visible jets!
Meet Beyonce/Ciara Lookalike Alyxx Dion We don’t know where it started this morning, but Twitter suddenly popped off about a singer/model named Alyxx Dion for the way she looks like a blend between Ciara and Beyonce. Even OchoCinco got in on the act . Now she’s blowing up on social media and people want to know who she is…we still don’t really know but we grabbed some pics to help you get acquainted. You’re welcome.
An argument over where a mother-in-law should sit in a car so the weight ratio would even out on the tires turned into a denture dislodging dispute , according to recently released records. Man Bites Wife After She Calls His Mother Fat Via TCPalm News reports: A 68-year-old man told Port St. Lucie police Dec. 8 that he was in a car being driven by his wife, 63-year-old Velina Oneal. The man’s 92-year-old mother also was in the vehicle, and they were driving back from a church service. The man said Oneal started arguing about where his mother was seated. “Velina stated to him that she needed to sit in the middle of the back seat so that the weight ratio would even out on the rear tires,” a report states. “(The man) told Velina not to insult his mother, and an argument erupted.” It wasn’t immediately clear whether the 92-year-old woman’s location in the vehicle could impact tire wear. The man said Oneal hit him in his dentures, which started to fall out. “To keep them from exiting his mouth, he bit down unaware that her finger was still in his mouth,” the report states. The 92-year-old woman gave a similar account, saying Oneal gets violent toward her and her son. She said Oneal “constantly” harasses her over her weight. Meanwhile, Oneal said she and her mother-in-law don’t speak. She talks to her mother-in-law through her husband. “She told (her husband) to tell (her mother-in-law) to move to the center of the back seat to even out the weight distribution on the back tires,” a report states. Oneal said the demand angered her husband, who grabbed her hand, put her finger in his mouth and bit down. Oneal eventually said “she swung her left hand at (her husband) and made contact with his dentures.” Oneal, of the 700 block of Southwest Crean Terrace in Port St. Lucie, was arrested on a battery (domestic) charge. Do you think the wife deserved to get bitten for calling her hubby’s mama out?? Only in Florida!
Blac Chyna and Tyga had a very Merry Christmas this holiday season and the couple shared their lovey dovey family flicks via Instagram. Hit the flip for the Holiday preciousness and a look at Tyga’s gifts…
Kanye West recently visited “The Rickey Smiley Morning Show” and spoke about how being father has affected how some perceive his use of profanity. While…
