Sure this is more my Irish Chirstmas But drunk Santa is pretty good, as long as he’s not touching boys and girls inappropriately as Santas do, even if the whole foundation of his existence…is pedophilia…we like to pretend his gifts aren’t “hush money”…but rather celebrating the birth of christ…because celebrating the birth of Christ through a totally unrelated pervert criminal…makes fucking sense…. What doesn’t make sense is why this neighbor hasn’t taken advantage of gun laws to put an end to this light/noise and raping Christmas pollution…. I’m fucking drunk on eggnog and it’s 11 am…I’m better than this…no…I’m not…
Photographer JEFF KOONS had the misfortunate experience of having the stare and deal with a nude Lady Gaga, and attempt to make her look appealing, by hiding her fucking face and focusing on her fit dancing monkey ass…and I can only assume the whole room smelled like death radiating from the depths of her soul through her vagina…cuz that’s what happens when the devil takes over your body… He released some of the outtakes, because why not milk it when you can, he probably made a lot of money cuz of the album cover and booked lots of jobs, she’s a big deal especially when naked…I just think we should celebrate his hard work in putting himself on the front lines like that…it couldn’t have been a good experience…like a pulitzer prize winning war photographer…but with more gore….
Once again, here is Debby Ryan heading out in public and looking super cute. However, this cuteness thing is going to get boring real soon, so she needs to step it up like Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus because there is only so much I can write about a Disney star looking sweet and innocent. I’m not that gifted of a writer. Anyway, I hope her people are reading this.
Looks like I’ve been a good blogger this year, because all I wanted for Christmas was another chance to see Vanessa Hudgens in leggings, and here she is. I know it’s not exactly all the booty and stretching shots that I had on my wish list, but let’s be realistic here, I haven’t been that good. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
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Emily Ratajkowski was in GQ and with every photoshoot that happens comes hundreds of pictures they don’t run with that are just as hot when photoshopped as the other pictures they did publish…. The magazine came out in November, the pics came out in October, it was Shot by Terry Richardson, her body looks banging, her face not as weird as usual, her Belly Button, not as OUTTY as my that exploded deli sandwich pussy I watched masturbate on webcam last night…and I’ll post and stare, even if you can find naked pics of her…vagina and all…all over the fucking internet…and even if I think she’s a little too celebrated, no matter how lovely she is, not one pussy deserves this much power..ever…but I’ll still write her love songs, cuz that’s just what I Do for the women who have worked their way into my heart by ignoring my Facebook messages…
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