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Courtney Stodden Hot in a Brunette Wig of the Day

Courtney Stodden may not be a mastermind, but I have been trying to be her next husband because she clearly has very little taste and does what she does for attention and strategyy to get in the tabloids…I don’t know what her end goal is, but I assume it’s get as many people to notice her as possible, because it feels nice being talked about…cuz I am pretty sure she made more money when she worked at the strip club before she changed her birth certificate to say she’s not 35. I’ve already submitted the proposal, pitch, business plan, etc…it’s with her people, and while I wait, I’ll stare at her sex doll sized tits posing in a brown wig being seductive and amazing on her quest of being a relevant irrelevant barbie doll no one wants to collect like a creepy diner working trailer park living 60 year old, but me..

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Mr. Henry’s Thanksgiving Tips [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Turkey Day is almost here and Mr. Henry, a friend of ”The Rickey Smiley Morning Show,” has some Thanksgiving tips for all the listeners. Listen to…

Mr. Henry’s Thanksgiving Tips [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

10 Places Black People Shop On Black Friday [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Special K was supposed to give Black Friday tips. Instead he talked about Black people’s troubling experiences on Black Friday. Listen to the hilarious audio…

10 Places Black People Shop On Black Friday [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Emily Ratjkowski is Better Naked of the Day

This just in…Emily Ratjkowski is a better model when she’s naked… She didn’t get here wearing clothes, why the fuck did she start doing it now. This is the fucking worst…and makes no sense. What is she thinking.

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Emily Ratjkowski is Better Naked of the Day

Emily Ratjkowski is Better Naked of the Day

This just in…Emily Ratjkowski is a better model when she’s naked… She didn’t get here wearing clothes, why the fuck did she start doing it now. This is the fucking worst…and makes no sense. What is she thinking.

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Emily Ratjkowski is Better Naked of the Day

Alana Blanchard’s Bullshit Video To Promote Her Pretty Dope Ass of the Day

The nice thing about the pro surf industry is that the girls involved, even when they are average at best looking, are fit and have great asses…the other nice thing about the pro surf industry is that those fit girls with great asses are in their bikinis every fucking day with a valid excuse to be in their bikinis…so that they don’t look like daddy issue, attention seeking whores, which is a nice change of pace from every single girl I’ve ever slept with, or even met…even though I know that this bitch is an attention seeking daddy issue whore…and not just because I know her dad took these creepy pics of her…he’s her manager…but because she has a vagina and that’s all part of being a girl, like getting your period… Either way, here’s her ass.

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Alana Blanchard’s Bullshit Video To Promote Her Pretty Dope Ass of the Day

Alana Blanchard’s Bullshit Video To Promote Her Pretty Dope Ass of the Day

The nice thing about the pro surf industry is that the girls involved, even when they are average at best looking, are fit and have great asses…the other nice thing about the pro surf industry is that those fit girls with great asses are in their bikinis every fucking day with a valid excuse to be in their bikinis…so that they don’t look like daddy issue, attention seeking whores, which is a nice change of pace from every single girl I’ve ever slept with, or even met…even though I know that this bitch is an attention seeking daddy issue whore…and not just because I know her dad took these creepy pics of her…he’s her manager…but because she has a vagina and that’s all part of being a girl, like getting your period… Either way, here’s her ass.

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The Masturbating Walmart Dude of the Day

This guy is the best. What better way to ring in the Holidays than to take your morning jerk off to Wal Mart’s women’s bathroom, because masturbating at home is just dated and repetitive and your lonely life needs more excitement and weirdness… I’m a fan of this kind of insane behavior, or maybe I’m a fan of the offended women who likes her masturbation to not exist, the bible doesn’t like masturbation…. I hope he starts a trend. It’ll make Walmart less about depressing obese women buying toilet paper and more creepy perverts getting down… Good times.

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The Masturbating Walmart Dude of the Day

The Masturbating Walmart Dude of the Day

This guy is the best. What better way to ring in the Holidays than to take your morning jerk off to Wal Mart’s women’s bathroom, because masturbating at home is just dated and repetitive and your lonely life needs more excitement and weirdness… I’m a fan of this kind of insane behavior, or maybe I’m a fan of the offended women who likes her masturbation to not exist, the bible doesn’t like masturbation…. I hope he starts a trend. It’ll make Walmart less about depressing obese women buying toilet paper and more creepy perverts getting down… Good times.

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Crystal Fairy and More: Nudeworthy on Netflix 11.27.13 [PICS]

Netflix has released a feast of flesh just in time for the Spanksgiving holiday including several servings of full frontal from Gaby Hoffman ! The former child star went from zero to sexy in her nude debut for Crystal Fairy (2013) playing a free-spirited (i.e. naked) world traveler. Next up there’s model mams from Charlize Theron in The Burning Plain (2009), and Emma Glover bare as the body double for Michelle Williams in My Week with Marilyn (2011). Leonor Watling won’t leave you waitling for a glimpse of her T&A in The Oxford Murders (2008), and Emmanuelle Seigner shows off her top floor for In the House (2012). Finally Tilda Swinton shows absolutely EVERYTHING including close-ups of her redhead rug in the arthouse flick I Am Love (2009). See pics after the jump!

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