He must have some butt-buddies in the clink … Elderly Convict Robs Bank Because He Missed Jail Via Gawker reports: An elderly ex-con who spent much of his life behind bars will most likely be sent back to jail after robbing a bank and quickly getting caught, admitting that he robbed the bank because prison was “the only life he knew.” 73-year-old Walter Unbehaun attempted to rob a bank in Illinois earlier this year, after walking into the bank using a cane he’s used since having hip-replacement surgery. Federal prosecutors are aware that Mr. Unbehaun will be getting exactly what he wants with a return ticket to prison, but the threat he poses, as someone who wants to commit crime to go back to prison, is too much of a gamble for them. “Did the system fail Mr. Unbehaun?,” wrote prosecutor Sharon Fairley in a filing asking a judge to sentence him to six-to-eight years. “We may never know. But, what we do know is, clearly, Unbehaun lacks the desire to lead a law-abiding life outside of prison walls.” During the February 9th stickup, Unbehaun told the cashier that “This is a hold up. I have nothing to lose. Give me the money in the drawer.” He was carrying a gun in his waistband. He has a history of health problems and was facing difficulties adjusting to life outside of the only home he’s known. Unbehaun, whose life of crime goes back to 1963 and includes armed robbery, gun violence, and car theft, will be sentenced next month. He is trying to go back and stay back. Even with priors something so tame might not have worked. They would have prob sent him to assisted living which may be worse than jail…
Rihanna’s Head Wrap Gets Clowned On Twitter Rihanna went to the American Music Awards and she looked stunning as usual. But the crowd was totally mixed on her hair style. Twitter absolutely went bananas over her still-wrapped and pinned down hair-do. The results are probably the funniest thing of the night.
SMH … Porsha Stewart Accused Of Not Showing Up For Paid Event According to TMZ reports : “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Porsha Stewart screwed over her fans and essentially stole several thousand dollars, by showing up hours late for a scheduled event … so claims the event organizer who was left in tears. Tanika Olivier tells TMZ … she hired Stewart to make a 4-hour appearance in Ocoee, Fl. Thursday night. She wasn’t just an hour late… or 2 hours … or 3 hours. She showed up 20 minutes before they folded up tent. According to Olivier … Stewart had a bunch of lame excuses — her flight was delayed … the driver took her to the wrong hotel … and they had to make a stop to change into fresh clothes. Stewart was paid $2K up front — so claims Olivier — and she had the nerve to demand the $2K balance. Things got ugly and cops were called. Police told the girls to settle it on their own and Olivier reluctantly cut Porsha a $2K check… but she tells us she’s decided to stop payment … and she wants the initial 2K back STAT. Don’t be taking money for work you didn’t do. Period. Image via YouTube
Here’s our favorite little midget Hayden Panettiere at the Jony And Marc’s (RED) Auction event showing off her amazing chesticles. Ever since Hayden decided to upgrade her boobs, I’ve become her biggest fan and feel that I deserve to win a trip face first in between Hayden’s “Cleavagetown”. So Hayden, if you’re reading this, it’s time you show your #1 fan some appreciation!
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