Allure magazine has really jumped on a grenade with these year’s nude issue…jumping on the grenade is what we used to call fucking the fat chick at the bar because you wanted to fuck…not that Allure is fat, but the cast and crew of a celebrated issue that has had relevant girls like ZOE SALDANA and NAYA RIVERA …two very high end people…in issues of the past, have gone the Jenna Dewan Tatum, Minnie Driver, Nia Long and Kristen Bell this year…and I guess I am all for any girl getting naked, even if it strategic and not that hot at all…even if it has some milk filled new mom Dax Sheppard sucking tit in it.
The fascinating thing about Miranda Kerr working as a free agent is how often she shows her tits for attention. It’s like fucking Bieber was the biggest mistake of her life, and that’s what you get when you fuck with evil, you get what you deserve, fired and divorced from your gay coke head husband who wasn’t fucking you…and you did it all because you felt invincible and now she’s out there showing implants like a common hooker, which works, because that’s what she is…because hooking is a state of mind.
The fascinating thing about Miranda Kerr working as a free agent is how often she shows her tits for attention. It’s like fucking Bieber was the biggest mistake of her life, and that’s what you get when you fuck with evil, you get what you deserve, fired and divorced from your gay coke head husband who wasn’t fucking you…and you did it all because you felt invincible and now she’s out there showing implants like a common hooker, which works, because that’s what she is…because hooking is a state of mind.
In case you guys didn’t know, I’ve got something of a love/hate relationship going with my favorite MILF Hilary Duff right now. Basically, I love her, and I hate that we’re still not in a relationship yet. Anyway, here’s Hilary leaving the gym, only unlike her fellow workout hotties, she left wearing a pair of mom jeans instead of leggings or booty shorts . I mean, c’mon! Us perverts need to get in our daily workouts too. As a blogger, that’s pretty much the only exercise I get, unless you count bending over to pick up another slice of pizza. Photos: WENN.com
Selena Gomez is already the envy of millions of young women as a result of her relationship with Justin Bieber , but with her latest selfie, the 21-year-old singer/actress/hottie may have earned another feather in her cap: Queen of Instagram! Yes, Selena’s naked Instagram photos earned her plenty of press a last month, but her above pic proves Gomez doesn’t need to strip down to catch the attention of the entire Internet. The photo obviously obviously demonstrates what we’ve always known – that Selena is super hot – but it also seems to send a message to the world that she’s all grown up. Looking years beyond her Disney days (in a good way) it’s hard to believe the mature young woman in this photo still bothers with a juvenile douche like the Biebs. Then again, it’s still a selfie she posted to Instagram, so we guess she hasn’t totally put childish things away. But hey, when her selfies look like that, who could complain? This latest Instagram victory comes on the heels of news that Selena “unfollowed” Kylie and Kendall Jenner as part of her plan to cut ties with the photo-sharing site altogether. Say it ain’t so. Selena and Instagram go together like chocolate and peanut butter. 11 Sizzling Selena Gomez Photos Open Slideshow 1. Seductive Selena Gomez Selena Gomez gets her seduction on in this photo. It is courtesy of Flaunt magazine. View As List 1. Seductive Selena Gomez Selena Gomez gets her seduction on in this photo. It is courtesy of Flaunt magazine. 2. Selena Gomez Cleavage Pic Selena Gomez wears a very revealing dress in this photo. What do you think? 3. Selena Gomez Teen Vogue Pic Selena Gomez strikes a pose here for Teen Vogue. She is featured in the November 2013 issue. 4. Selena Gomez Instagram Pic Selena Gomez posted this photo to Instagram. She is a big fan of Brooklyn, it appears. 5. Selena Gomez Cleavage Photo Selena Gomez posted this awesome Instagram photo recently. She is an attractive young woman. 6. Selena Gomez Goes Sexy Selena Gomez strikes a sexy pose here at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards. Eat your heart out, Justin Bieber! 7. Selena Gomez Concert Image Get down with your sexy self, Selena Gomez! The singer moves and grooves here on tour. 8. Selena Gomez Maxim Pic Dizzamn! You may have made a mistake, Justin Bieber. Just look at this photo of Selena Gomez from the pages of Maxim. 9. Selena Gomez Nude?!? Is Selena Gomez naked in this Instagram photo?!? It sure looks that way, doesn’t it? 10. Sheer Selena Gomez Selena Gomez goes sheer and sexy for this Instagram photo. Eat your heart out, Justin Bieber! 11. Selena Gomez Smolders Come hither, Justin Bieber? We wonder why Selena Gomez has posted this photo on Instagram.
