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Emily Scott Nipples in FHM of the Day

Emily Scott is some random nobody…who has been on some random nobody shows…because that is the random nobody dream…because there is a hope with being a random nobody that the random nobody shows will put the random nobody on the map and make them a random somebody you can’t quite place…leading to great opportunity for money and the good life…but when that random nobody shit fails…they can take it to toplessness..show those random nobody nipples…because that’s all part of random nobodies trying to make noise….because maybe, just maybe someone will notice…and when nipples are involved…they usually do…for at least a minute because she does have tits and I’m into looking at them

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Emily Scott Nipples in FHM of the Day

10 Types Of Fans Excited About The NBA’s Return [Photos]

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‘Catching Fire’ Soundtrack Got ‘Power’ From Mikky Ekko

Singer talks to MTV News about penning two songs to the soundtrack, one for Christina Aguilera. By Brenna Ehrlich

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Bieber Getting Hit By a Water Bottle of the Day

This happened a few days before Bieber fell off and went to a brothel to get AIDS from tranny Brazilian hookers, as people like to do when partaking in some sex tourism…it was in concert when motherfucker got hit by a bottle…a storyline that would be more interesting if it was a bullet, or really any explosive, because a dead Bieber makes for a better and safer world for the youth of tomorrow…not that I care about Bieber, but I do care about seeing him get hurt and running off stage..

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Bieber Getting Hit By a Water Bottle of the Day

Paris Hilton’s Inspirational Marketing Pitch While Honored in a Russian Mall of the Day

I don’t know what Russian Billionaire Paris Hilton had sex with, but I am going to assume he owns the Russian Mall that presented her with this star on their walk of fame….and that they probably met on Yachts in Ibizia…or maybe Russia, like during the cold war, is just 10 years behind America and hitting up on our last week’s kitchen garbage, honouring them with bullshit things, and giving them a venue to feel important since they have fallen off at home….or maybe…just maybe…no one else returned this Mall’s call for such a silly thing…because flying the 10-12 hours even for a free Moscow trip…was more of a pain in the ass than anything…but it’s nice to see Paris took the opportunity to pitch her shit to a poor unsuspecting crowd who just want a taste of America…but instead got a taste of a vapid, useless, famewhore brat…who likes to talk about herself…which I guess based on the girls I’ve met…is a taste of America…good times.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Emily DiDonato for Juicy Couture of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Emily DiDonato are part of some Juicy Couture campaign I call “Instagram pics”…where they hire a massive model with a massive day rate and probably a massive photographer…also with a massive day rate…along with a crew and location that probably cost a fortune…all to get this fantastic picture that looks like it was shot with an iPhone for instagram…it’s so authentic…I guess worth every penny…pennies they can afford since the brand probably does over 500 million dollars in sales…so why not throw that money into bullshit like this..otherwise the government gets it…right….

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Stacy Keibler Boob Job Or Just Really Pushed Up?

No offense to fashion bloggers, I’m sure their moms are just as “proud” of their career choice as mine is, but anybody can tell when a celebrity’s wearing a new pair of shoes. It’s not rocket science to point that out. As a professional T&A blogger though, I take pride in being able to tell whenever hotties get a new set of funbags. So I’ve done a lot of careful studying of these pictures of Stacy Keibler . Factor in that she’s single again, and that nobody cares enough about something called “the 17th annual Accessories Council Excellence Awards” to break out their best push-up dress, carry the one… Yup, the answer’s clear: I’m thinking boob job. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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10 Greatest @Plies Tweets (So Far)

Algernod “Plies” Washington is a hilariously-ignorant Twitter philosopher/hoodrat whisperer who tweets insightful thug wisdom like no other rapper in the game. Here are the ten greatest Plies tweets (so far). Take a look. Continue reading

Kim Kardashian Flaunts Cleavage, Tiny Waist in New Instagram Photo

Nice try, Kylie Jenner. Did you really think you could steal the cleavage-based spotlight from your half-sister? A day after that 16-year old posted provocatively on Instagram, Kim Kardashian has given fans another close look at her post-baby body. Courtesy of a photo shoot on Monday, Kim posted the following image online this morning, captioning it “Work day” and making us feel guilty for constantly mocking her easy life. Seriously. Look how hard Kardashian is working, people! Kim, of course, made major headlines a few weeks ago when she unveiled a sexy swimsuit selfie and re-introduced her figure to the universe. Four days later, Kanye West proposed . How will he react to the latest photograph?!? Probably with a hilarious rant of some kind.

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Kim Kardashian Flaunts Cleavage, Tiny Waist in New Instagram Photo

Kim Kardashian Flaunts Cleavage, Tiny Waist in New Instagram Photo

Nice try, Kylie Jenner. Did you really think you could steal the cleavage-based spotlight from your half-sister? A day after that 16-year old posted provocatively on Instagram, Kim Kardashian has given fans another close look at her post-baby body. Courtesy of a photo shoot on Monday, Kim posted the following image online this morning, captioning it “Work day” and making us feel guilty for constantly mocking her easy life. Seriously. Look how hard Kardashian is working, people! Kim, of course, made major headlines a few weeks ago when she unveiled a sexy swimsuit selfie and re-introduced her figure to the universe. Four days later, Kanye West proposed . How will he react to the latest photograph?!? Probably with a hilarious rant of some kind.

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Kim Kardashian Flaunts Cleavage, Tiny Waist in New Instagram Photo