Note to Matt Lauer: this is how you cross-dress for Halloween. Hours after The Today Show anchor embarrassed himself as Pamela Anderson , Joshua Malina appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live decked out as Olivia Pope, the beloved fixer at the center of ABC’s Scandal who is portrayed by Kerry Washington. “I am so proud of Josh, he wore the hat, the gloves with style,” Tweeted show costume designer Lyn Paolo in response to the appearance. But did he wear them with more style than Washington? Decide for yourself now. Who looks better in this outfit? Fashion Face-Off! Joshua Malina Click Here To Vote for Joshua Kerry Washington Click Here To Vote for Kerry Which Scandal star wears this outfit better? Joshua Malina or Kerry Washington? View Poll » Watch the following interview between Kimmel and a dressed-up Malina for more: Josh Malina Dresses as Olivia Pope
Shia LaBeouf goes all out with co-star Stacy Martin in the new teaser trailer for Lars Von Trier’s upcoming sex flick Nymphomaniac. And we mean all out. We are talking about raw sex. Nymphomaniac Teaser Trailer The very NSFW trailer begins with dramatic organ music before LaBeouf is shown thrusting passionately on top of Martin. Both thespians are quite nude. Finally, Shia is shown sticking his tongue deep into Martin’s mouth. In another scene, a man is shown performing oral sex on Martin, who goes full-frontal. Earlier this month, a bevy of Nymphomaniac posters were released featuring the film’s stars – all 14 of them – naked and showing viewers their o-faces. The film is already getting major buzz, and it’s easy to see why. The actors, including LaBeouf, hold nothing back in a graphic movie even by today’s standards. “I have ethics. I’m not completely out of my mind,” the actor, 27, who went naked for a music video last year, has said of going nude on the big screen. “But I don’t think there’s anything wrong with sex. Sex is beautiful if it’s done right. And I wouldn’t just do it for no reason. Sex is different than love.” “There is a separation, and that middle gap is what the movie’s about.” There looks to be a lot of intense bonking in that gap, just FYI. Seriously. This trailer is so sexy that YouTube won’t even air it and we had to embed Vimeo.
Parents know that going out to restaurant with small children can be tough. It can be great in that you don’t have to cook, but it’s always a challenge. At its best, it’s hectic, with more wrangling, cleaning, and wiping up going on actual eating. At worst, if the kids act up, it can be stressful and disruptive. If you happen to be a single parent of three kids, including two who have special needs, you can multiply all of those concerns several times over. Take the case of one mom, who wishes to remain nameless and has been taking her kids out to a new restaurant every Friday for the last few years. Amazing Act of Kindness For Struggling Single Mom During one of those meals out recently, she nervously apologized in advance for the noise her family to a man who was sitting nearby. But he didn’t mind. In fact, he paid for her family’s meal and left her a note that brought her to tears. Any parent who reads it after the jump may join her in that regard: “I do not know your back story, but I have had the privilege of watching you parent your children for the past 30 minutes. I have to say thank you for parenting your children in such a loving manner.” “I have watched you teach your children about the importance of respect, education, proper manners, communication, self control, and kindness all while being very patient.” “I will never cross your path again but am positive that you and your children have amazing futures. “Keep up the good work and when it starts to get tough do not forget that others may be watching and will need the encouragement of seeing a good family being raised. God bless! – Jake.” After receiving such a kind gesture from a stranger, the mom was beside herself. She told ABC News afterward, “You just don’t know what people go through.” “Here I’ve had the worst few years of my life and I never get recognition like this, I just do what I can to get by. I want him and his family to know that he’s awesome.” “You never know who’s watching you.” To her, this meant the world, and not just because of the free meal. The fact that a kind soul took such enjoyment in sitting next to her and her family? Priceless.
So LAX is an airport I’ve been going to more than any other Airport the last 6 months, because I am all Hollywood and shit…and they got shot up today, one of the friendly TSA guys who may or may not have fondled my balls last Sunday, was killed, and the whole story is very very sad…insane and makes you wonder how good Airport security actually is, because homie shouldn’t even be at TSA with a gun, but now that this has happened, security at Airports is going to get a hell of a lot more annoying…the only tragedy is that they could have taken out a Kardashian but instead took out a poor bastard at work…. But I don’t believe in Sadness so here is a video of a girl taking “take off your shirt” literally…the ay all girls should take “Take Off Your Shirt”… If you don’t like that here’s a dude getting sexually molested by a soldier…
Nicki Minaj understands Halloween…if you dress slutty 365 days a year…step that shit up on Halloween and dress real slutty…I am just bummed her costume isn’t a girl with a spread asshole…because the asshole is gateway to woman’s soul…and I like staring at it…
OK nerds, save your emails, because here’s one costume I think I actually recognize. Nicole Scherzinger and her friend were in London celebrating Halloween and Nicole dressed up as… wait, don’t tell me. I’ve got this one. Let’s see, skintight leather jumpsuit, lots of cleavage, and cat ears. It’s almost too obvious: she went as the future ex-Mrs. Tuna at a costume party. It’s a classic. And Nicole pulls it off great. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com
Apparently it’s Nuts ‘ 500th Issue this month, so they got seven of my all-time favorite busty British hotties together for one giant lingerie shoot: Lucy Pinder , Rosie Jones , Holly Peers , India Reynolds , Lucy Collett , Joey Fisher and Stacey Poole . It’s so much hotness all at once that you might want to consider taking the afternoon off to properly celebrate. Enjoy.
