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Chanelle Hayes Titty Model Tis of the Day

When you are a big titty Glamour model from the UK who no one would know existed unless you had big titties you were willing to show off…this is kinda what you do…you get topless and let people underpay you to take pics of you topless…in efforts to leverage that into making more money after everyone knows your name and dudes get committed to wanting to fuck you. It’s a far better strategy than working at a diner or even a stripclub hoping a prince will walk in and save you…because once you’re tits are published…they are worth more and appeal to people with money who are too busy making money to find girls on their own…but prefer the third party stamp of approval on the shit…it’s a status thing…like a Rolls Royce only far more broken down…

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Izabel Goulart for Agua de Coco Campaign of the Day

Izabel Goulart is one of the fittest Brazilian models of all time and I like her so much I follow her instagram and write her love letters on every picture hoping she will notice and set up a meeting with me at some random coffee shop like all the other girls on the internet I tell I want to make sweet love to…because girls like Izabel Goulart are just that desperate for cock that they’d use instagram to find a husband named @drunkenstepfatherdotcom …it’s one of those things, if you read instagram comments on celebrity pictures that makes me laugh, like the celebs give a fuck or even manage their own shit…they have people for that…and all it really comes down to is whether they are posting in pictures like this that we can have some “alone” time with while locked in our bathroom avoiding our wife… I mean that fit booty is just the best marketing tool in the history of marketing tools…if you knwo what I mean…

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Ball So Hard: The 15 Messiest NBA Players Of All Time

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Miley, Beyonce, Ellen DeGeneres: Who’s Winning Halloween?

Vote on which celeb — from Amber Rose to Blue Ivy — is the true champ of Halloween. By Christina Garibaldi

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Christina Milian Halloween Costume of the Day

Christina Milian posted a bunch of badly shot pictures to her internet shit because I guess she’s got lazy, probably tired for doing all that “parenting” she does when collecting her monthly checks from The Game…you know in Vegas and Miami and wherever else the party she is chasing after she drops the kids off at Stage Grandma’s…or maybe she just realizes that she doesn’t need to put effort in cuz she’s on TV and people will like her shit even when out of focus and not spread eagled like her first music video back when she made herself relevant rolling around in mud… I’m posting them anyway…

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Selena Gomez’s Leg Show Live!

So I should probably say I’m sorry to Selena Gomez for saying she hasn’t been up to anything good lately. Because first we got those pictures of her at the beach in a bikini, and now here she is putting on a pretty solid leg show at one of her concerts. I know she’s wearing short shorts under that bedsheet tied around her waist, or whatever it is, but as someone who regularly works in no pants, I can safely say that Selena’s got the right idea. If only all the prudes at my local Starbucks felt the same way, I wouldn’t have gotten that lifetime ban. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Nina Agdal Does Ocean Drive Good!

In case your latest copy of Ocean Drive Magazine never showed up because you didn’t know it existed, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Because here’s their newest cover girl Nina Agdal doing a great photoshoot for the magazine. I’m not one to hand out free advice, but if these guys were smart, they’d go ahead and give Nina the cover every month. I bet the subscriptions would skyrocket.

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15 Most Shocking Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

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Twitter Goes In On Draya’s Halloween Costume

Twitter Makes Fun Of Draya’s Halloween Costume Draya just can’t win . Ever. Ever ever. She’s always getting clowned on the Twitters whether she deserves it or not . Today, she took a pic of her Halloween costume and everyone went absolutely in. Poor boo boo.

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Meet Miley Cyrus’ Exes New Hot Piece Eiza Gonzalez

So because I never pay attention to celebrity gossip unless it involves bikinis (which happens less than you’d hope), I didn’t know who this hottie Eiza Gonzalez was before I did my research. But apparently she’s dating Miley Cyrus ‘ ex and now the two of them are in some kind of dumb feud. Obviously my fake relationship with Miley goes way back, so I don’t want to pick sides. I just want these two to kiss and make up. Preferably with me watching and filming, of course. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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