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Angelina Jolie Lookalike Forces Deliveryman to Bang Her at Knifepoint, Stabs Him Six Times

Luminita Perijoc, a 31-year old Romanian who prides herself on resembling Angelina Jolie, has been sentenced to four years in prison after stabbing a deliveryman six times. The incident occurred after she made this same man perform oral sex on her at knifepoint. According to court documents, the victim (Nicolae Stan) was delivering wine to Perijoc’s apartment when she threatened him with a four-inch blade and prompted him to undress. She demanded vaginal and oral sex from Stan and, when he was unable to get an erection for  a third go-around, she thrust her knife into him six times. The victim was somehow able to escape to Perijoc’s and call the police from his cell phone. A judge initially sentenced Perijoc’s to five years behind bars, but the sentence was reduced after she claimed to be on medication at the time of the attack. “I think she wasn’t used to anyone saying no because she flew into a rage when I declined,” Stan said . “When I refused she attacked me with a knife, and forced me to have sex with her but she still stabbed me.” Stan is a married father of three and says he understand folks may mock him for turning down someone who (sort of) looks like Angelina Jolie, but… They don’t understand why I refused her, but they do not know what it is like to have a mad woman yelling at you at knifepoint,” he said. “They look at her, then look at me and laugh. But I think anyone would find it impossible to perform with a knife at their throat, even if they were with Miss Romania.” We’d have to agree with that statement. 9 Celebrity Disney Princess Doppelgangers Open Slideshow 1. Isla Fisher & Ariel Joanna Garcia holds her own on Once Upon a Time, but we’d say Isla Fisher even better resembles Ariel from The Little Mermaid. View As List 1. Isla Fisher & Ariel Joanna Garcia holds her own on Once Upon a Time, but we’d say Isla Fisher even better resembles Ariel from The Little Mermaid. 2. Anne Hathaway & Belle With the proper styling, Anne Hathaway would make a perfect Belle from Beauty and the Beast. 3. Ellen Page & Snow White Ellen Page (Juno, Inception) has definite Snow White-like qualities. 4. Blake Lively & Aurora Blake Lively would make a great Princess Aurora from Sleeping Beauty … at least until Vivienne Jolie-Pitt grows up. 5. Nina Dobrev & Esmeralda The Vampire Diaries’ Nina Dobrev certainly resembles Esmeralda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame. 6. Fredia Pinto & Jasmine Freida Pinto and Jasmine from Aladdin might be the most obvious of them all. 7. January Jones & Cinderella She may be a bit older than you’d expect, but January Jones still just about perfectly embodies the look of Cinderella. 8. Julia Jones & Pocahontas Julia Jones (Leah Clearwater from Twilight) bears a strong resemblance to Pocahontas, which is no surprise due to the actress’ Native American ethnicity. 9. Rachel Lefevre & Merida Speaking of Twilight, Rachel Lefevre (Victoria) would be great as Brave’s unlikely princess Merida.

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Colin Kaepernick Denies Involvement In Sexual Assault Case

San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is denying that he has any involvement in a criminal case following an incident in a Miami hotel room. TMZ reported yesterday that Kaepernick is being investigated in connection with an alleged sexual assault. “The charges made against me in the TMZ story and other stories I’ve seen are completely wrong,” Kaepernick tweeted yesterday. “They make things up about me that never happened.” Kaepernick didn’t specify what details of the story were inaccurate, though TMZ reports that their source in the Miami police department has changed his story , downgrading the incident from a “sexual assault” to a “suspicious incident.” Kaepernick followed up his earlier tweet by saying, “I want to thank all the people who have shared their encouraging sentiments. I assure you that your faith is not misplaced.” The NFL star seems unconcerned with the allegations against him and has been spotted partying at various nightclubs several times since the investigation began. Specifics about the incident remain scarce but according to TMZ, a woman claims she was naked in a bed with Kaepernick smoking marijuana and she later awoke in a hospital. The nature of her injuries are unknown. 

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Kenya Moore Opens Up on Puppy Care, Maternal Instincts, Programmable Baby Doll

It appears The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kenya Moore may be having second thoughts about having a baby following the death of her beloved puppy. Or alleged death, depending on who you believe. Some crazy rumors on the Internets say Kenya Moore faked her dog’s death for ratings and sympathy. Anyway, opening up about her hectic lifestyle, Moore, 42, says on her Bravo blog that taking care of Velvet opened her eyes to what a huge job it is. “Speaking as someone who travels weekly, works constantly, and come and goes as I please, a puppy was a huge wakeup call,” Porsha Williams ‘ nemesis writes. “When I adopted Velvet, whom I affectionately call my puppy baby, it was the first time I ever had to take care of any living being in my life.” “Clearly, a dog is not a child and can never be mistaken as one,” she added, with the observation that “having a child is drastically different and life changing.” The former Miss USA reflected on her dysfunctional childhood and why she decided to educate herself about motherhood with a programmed baby doll. “Had there been the resources available to us today when I was born to 16 year-old parents in the ’70s things may be drastically different now,” she added. Kenya Moore: Did She Fake Dog’s Death? “It’s amazing that we have the resources that we do today.” “I wanted to be knowledgeable about the process and the [programmed doll] would be a formidable challenge. I took the process seriously as all mothers to be should.” “Perhaps if we had more sobering steps such as the programmable baby doll tool, there would be less unwanted pregnancies and abused children in the world.” Words to live by. Not ones that will lead to any reduced tensions when you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta by any means, but wise ones just the same.

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Kim Kardashian Cleavage: The Ultimate Close-Up

Earlier this week, a lost  Kim Kardashian nude photo found its way on to the Internet, as some random Latin magazine published a pic of this reality star from her 2007 Playboy shoot. Now, though, Kim is taking control of her own private parts… sort of. The large-breasted celebrity attended an event sponsored by the Ryan Seacrest Foundation last night, donning a VERY form-fitting dress for the occasion. And, prior to her client setting off for the evening with mom Kris Jenner , stylist Joyce Bonelli posted the following EXTREME close-up of Kardashian’s cleavage for all to peruse: We know: WOWZA! Interestingly (or, perhaps, obviously ), a recent study found that men’s idea of the ideal woman is someone who possesses Kim Kardashian’s boobs . We can sort of see why. Okay… we can definitely see why. Here’s a farther back look at Kim in the same outfit at the aforementioned event. We’re just glad she’s the one wearing it and not Kris.

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Chief Keef Will Release New Music From His Late Cousin Big Glo

The rapper says goodbye to his cousin after deadly Chicago shooting. By Nadeska Alexis

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Cara Delevingne is Making Out With Herself of the Day

Cara Delevingne released a soft core sex tape that she produced for YSL that I assume is a few months old, but that show you how she got into Lesbianism, and it all started with masturabting to herself…you know getting at it in front of the mirror is the gateway to wanting to lick pussy and working her way into some Michelle Rodriguez…which turned out to be good for business… People find her interesting, she’s an IT Girl I find her overrated, I’ll still post her eyebrows doing this, because it’s kind of erotic, which is rare to say about lesbians, because lesbians historically scare the fuck out of me.

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Beyonce Photoshopped Skinny Playing Golf of the Day

Beyonce playing the skinny hipster in her everyday life is really fucking confusing to me… I mean she’s some fat, rich, diva, up on some Oprah kick who thinks she’s here to save the fucking world thanks to people sucking her dick all day… But now she’s posting photoshopped pics of herself, with her wild and obscure “artist” hair….as she pretends she revolutionizing the world, as her fans call her queen Bee…as she is clearly the fucking devil who is evil and here to rape the minds of everyone.. Either way, I’d still let her sit on my face…and not just because she’s lost weight and is more fuckable/faceable, she’s fucking Beyonce and not letting her sit on my face would just be dumb… Which isn’t saying much about me, I’d let Joan Rivers during a herpes outbreak, all old and unshaven, dripping what must be a 5 decade old miscarriage into my face, sit on my face… I’m easy.

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Miley Cyrus Topless Haircut of the Day

Miley Cyrus got a lesbian haircut topless and figured that she should share it in the world, because getting a lesbian haircut topless isn’t something she’d want to do in private, it’s something the fans should be in on, because she’s an attention seeking slut. Not that I’m complaining, I’m indifferent, it’s just when girls you know do this kind of thing, everyone calls them sluts, when Miley does it, it’s good content… I don’t get it, in fact it bores me…Miley’s peaked…give me new young starlet to anticipate topless pics from, these one have been done…did.

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Merethe Hopland Is My New Favorite

I don’t think I’ve done too many posts on Norwegian bikini models before; in fact, I think Merethe Hopland here might be our first ever. In which case, that means the door’s wide open for her to take the title of the Tuna’s favorite Norwegian. Exciting times, I know. Anyway, these bikini pictures are a great start, now all I need Merethe to do is send a few lingerie shots to my inbox and/or agree to go on an overnight date with me. What? You didn’t think I was just going to hand the title to her, did you? I take this stuff seriously, it’s a very important honor. Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline. » view all 19 photos

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Constance Nunes Gets My Motor Running

Damn! How have I never seen this Constance Nunes hottie before? Because I’m really digging this photoshoot she did posing up against a classic Mustang in a some seriously short Daisy Dukes. According to my research, Constance says she loves muscle cars, and even though I’ve never been much of a car guy myself, I’d love to take a peak under her hood. Just to be clear, I’m talking about under her clothes. I don’t want there to be any confusion here. Photos: Fameflynet

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