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Cassandra Dawn is Rockin’ her Bikini of the Day

Cassandra Dawn is a nicely tanned exotic looking angel sent from heaven that posted a few pictures of her in a bikini reminding us that our lives fucking suck…because we don’t live in a place where girls are in bikinis and if we do…we are probably not with those girls in a bikini because we can’t spend our days with girls in bikinis, because girls don’t like us…but at the same time her bikini brings us hope of a better tomorrow, because girls like her exist… I was talking to some homeless person the other day, as I do, because they are really understand how the world works in a schizophrenic, even autism way…by throwing away all that convention like paying taxes, and having job, or a house, or food…and I was telling him he should leave Canada homelessness to hit up homelessness in Florida or California, where it is hot and there are bikini babes, and he told me that was his plan when he retired…a story that has nothing to do with Cassandra Dawn in a bikini…but that confused the hell out of me.

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Married Congressman Making Out And Other Videos of the Day

You’ve probably seen this already, Rep. Vance McAllister has been in congress for less than 6 months, and he’s already been caught making out with a staffer, despite being married, because the idiot forgot about security cameras…if you’re gonna cheat, do it in a field in the middle of no where, especially if you’re in politics… If you don’t like that, here’s a disabled dude getting robbed… If you don’t like that…here’ the original hipster with his hipster beard…not giving a fuck because giving a fuck is not very hipster… Here’s my kind of girl…totally behaving like a normal person…I think I am in love…. Smokin’ Bed Bugs to Get High…Next level….

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Emily Ratajkowski Back to Her Old Tricks of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is up to her old tricks…and by tricks I mean…TRICK… You see she got her start as a girl on a Kanye video who had sex with Kanye after the Kanye video who Kanye would ship around to various places to continue to have sex with her…at least that’s what I’ve been told…and she leveraged that into posing nude for a bunch of magazines, because magazines like nude models with awesome tits, they don’t require the models to be tall, hot or talented, just nude and then she booked the blurred lines video, where she was also nude, and shit went viral because of it’s horrible catchiness that every radio show owned by the record companies put on repeat… Then she booked Sports Illustrated, made a lot of money, and the fast paced internet world doesn’t care about her anymore, she’s not hot enough to be interesting, and so she decided to get back to titty modelling, because lets face it, it worked the first time… I’m not a hater, she’s just a horrible, egotistical person.

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Selena Gomez’s Hotness Does Some Good

It’s not those bikini pictures like I’ve been hoping for, but here’s Selena Gomez putting her hotness to good use at something called The Alliance for Children’s Rights annual dinner. Still, I know it’s a good cause and all, but Selena’s looking a little classy for my tastes. I mean, it’s a charity event, not a funeral, right? And nothing would get rich old dudes reaching for their wallets faster than Selena in a pair of Daisy Dukes. So I’m thinking next year, let’s forget the dinner and just hold a bikini car wash instead. You’re welcome in advance. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Justin Bieber – This Is My World

This profile takes you on the path to the Justin Bieber phenomenon and includes his performances of current hits including “Baby” and “One Time” to video of backstage footage, interviews with… http://www.youtube.com/v/SwYtqeh6tm8?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata See the original post: Justin Bieber – This Is My World

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Future And Kanye’s ‘I Won’: Producer Tells The Story Behind It

Metro Boomin takes MTV News from the record’s start to release. By Adam Fleischer

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Dumb Ass News: How A Stupid Criminal Got Caught On Facebook [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]  

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In this edition of Dumb Ass News, Rickey Smiley reports a story about a stupid criminal caught on Facebook. Listen to the audio player to…

Dumb Ass News: How A Stupid Criminal Got Caught On Facebook [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]  

What You Need To Know About The Expanded “Stand Your Ground” Law [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Rumer Willis In Some Behind The Scenes Erotica of the Day

I don’t know if Rumer Wills got plastic surgery, but the fact that this potato head is kinda turning me on, is fucking with my head, because being the asshole that I am, I have devoted a small percentage of my life work to making fun of her and more importantly, Demi Moore’s pussy for breeding such a weird looking creature, that apparently when you put in front of a good photographer, who eliminates her not so photogenic face…makes her look like a magical thing, almost like her mom when she did Striptease and you found yourself jerking off to her…forgetting she was the little boy who saw dead people in Ghost… Either way…here are the pics and they are pretty good.

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Miley Cyrus for Elle of the Day

There’s something pretty weird about someone like Miley posing for a magazine, in some fashion shoot, all hipster wearing clothes and being subtle, I mean is she trying to fool us into thinking she’s a serious boy wonder and her stage show is just a show, while at home, she is more covered up, you know with a jacket over her leotard, rather than her leotard jacked up her twat… I don’t know how I feel about her, I’m over it, she’s got as far as she can and now everything she does is boring. She’s like a porn chick who’s already done anal scene before getting started, there’s nothing to work towards…but I’ll post this nonsense anyway….

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