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Justin Bieber & Marilyn Manson End Feud, Become BFFs

Just about all of your major religions foretell some sort of end times scenario, usually involving plagues, famine, earthquakes, rivers running red with blood – that sort of thing. It’s all very scary stuff, but we think they might have left out one equally surefire sign of the Apocalypse: Yes, that’s Justin Bieber hanging out with Marilyn Manson at a club in LA on the left, and Manson posing for a selfie in a Bieber t-shirt on the right. We don’t know if these two are friends now or what, but this is a seriously unexpected pairing, and not only because we didn’t think the planet could handle this much D-baggery in one place. Like millions of others, Manson has reveled in mocking Bieber online on several occasions. It seems he particularly took exception to Bieber’s habit of rocking Manson t-shirts at unusual times like…at church (seriously). So it’s more than a little surprising that Marilyn and the Biebs have found some common ground. Of course, Manson has demonstrated a willingness to bury the hatchet with famous youngsters in the past, such as when he dedicated a song to Paris Jackson after publicly poking fun at her dad. We’re not saying it isn’t weird, but we’d much rather see Justin posing for a selfie with a 47-year-old goth than using his Instagram to try and win Selena Gomez back . Both situations are creepy, but at least this way no one innocent gets hurt. View Slideshow: 20 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming

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Lindsay Lohan Goes Makeup-Free, Boasts About Acting Job

Warning: Lindsay Lohan’s latest Instagram pic may shock you and cause you to question everything you thought you knew about the world. At first it may seem to be just another of Lindsay’s no-makeup selfies . (She’s been posting a lot of those lately, leading many to believe that she’s loving her new Botox guy.) However, on closer inspection, it becomes clear that the photo and caption contain at least two signs of the apocalypse: Lindsay is looking suspiciously healthy and coke-wrinkle free, which can only mean that she’s reached some sort of agreement with Lucifer himself. According to her caption, LiLo has actually landed an acting job, which we’re pretty sure is a development that’s described in detail in the Book of Revelation. Like famed psychopaths Paul Gauguin and Marlon Brando before her, Lindsay has apparently relocated to Tahiti, where she’s involved in some sort of top-secret film project that’s totally not a porn, you guys. Linds captioned the above photo, “Morning! Ready for day three on set!” Yes, Lindsay Lohan has apparently held down a job for three days. But in case you were worried that that means she’s turned some kind of corner and will no longer amuse us with her signature brand of batsh-ttery, fear not: Just last week Lindsay celebrated the birthday of Charles Manson by dressing as his most famous victim, Sharon Tate. Prior to that, she wore a fake engagement ring to a Halloween party in hoped of fooling her friends (who totally didn’t buy it). We get the feeling that Crazy Lindsay isn’t going anywhere just yet. View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan

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31 Authors Reveal How They’d Survive A YA Apocalypse

Find out who the YALLFest authors pick to help them survive the apocalypse.

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Taylor Swift Definitely Won’t Dazzle In ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’

Taylor Swift definitely won’t be repping as Dazzler in “X-Men: Apocalypse,” MTV News discovered.

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Reagan Gomez Plotting New Sci-Fi Web Series ‘Surviving The Dead,’ But She Needs Your Help!

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Reagan Gomez is going to take a look at what life is like for two sisters trying to save everyone during the apocalypse with her new online series…

Reagan Gomez Plotting New Sci-Fi Web Series ‘Surviving The Dead,’ But She Needs Your Help!

5 Reasons Why We Love “Sleepy Hollow”

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In most Hollywood movies, you rarely see a Black woman saving the world, but in Fox’s new smash hit “Sleepy Hollow” the apocalypse is about…

5 Reasons Why We Love “Sleepy Hollow”

Pop That: Britain Holds First Ever Twerking Championship With $324 Prize! [Video + Photos]

Britain’s best booty shakers have gathered to decide who’s the top twerker Britain’s Twerking Championship Rewards Winner With $324 Top Prize Via DailyMail From American popstar Miley Cyrus to an Australian vying to become Prime Minister, the global phenomenon of twerking has gone mainstream. And now the UK’s first ever twerking championships has taken place in London’s King’s Cross. Ten of the best twerkers in Britain lined up at Scala nightclub to prove their jiggle and jerking credentials to a sold-out crowd. Is the apocalypse upon us yet? The dance craze, started in the New Orleans ‘bounce’ music scene of the early 90s and has now become so mainstream it was even honoured with an official entry in the Oxford Dictionaries Online. The top spot on Thursday night – worth £200 – was awarded to a 19-year-old from Tottenham, East London who goes by the stage name of Mizz Versatile. She told MailOnline: ‘I’ve been dancing for years. Twerking recently came up and I decided to learn. ‘I tried different ways of moving my bum and practice whenever I have time.’ At least she’s dedicated to mastering her craft… Mizz Versatile, who has a daughter aged two-and-a-half, said the venue was packed and the crowd were extremely loud as they cheered on the competitors, who were selected from regional heats. The full-time dancer, who is a size 8 and 4ft 9in, said her success was down to her technique during the 30-second rounds which include freestyle and splits. ‘It’s not about the size of your bum. People with large bums can not move to save their life,’ she said. She said her friends and family were proud of her twerking success and dismissed people that criticise the raunchy dance move saying ‘to be honest they probably just can’t dance.’ Maybe her daughter’s apple-bottom won’t fall far from her twerk tree. Flip it over to see more pics from the jiggly event Images via JumpOffTV/Helen Boast/Amari-Jade Robinson

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Blasphemy? The 140-Character Camel Says Miley Cyrus Is A “GOD” And “Old World’s Worst Nightmare” For Twerkin’ Her Hoecakes

Really Shawn?? A “God”??? Jay-Z Says Miley Cyrus Is A “God” For Twerking Yesterday Senor Camel took to Twitter to interact with his fans on the eve of the release of his album Magna Carta Holy Grail. He didn’t answer any questions that were too serious but he did make some statements that left us scratching our head… Via NYPost Jay-Z has responded to a controversial lyric in his song “Somewhereinamercia” regarding Miley Cyrus’ obsession with twerking. In the track from his new album “Magna Carta Holy Grail,” the rapper rhymes, “Cause somewhere in America, Miley Cyrus is still twerkin’, HA! / Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk / Twerk, Miley, Miley, twerk / Twerk, Twerk, Miley, Miley, Miley, twerk / Twerk, yeah, uh-huh / Twerk, Miley, Miley, Miley / Only in America.” Fans were initially unsure if Jay was mocking the pop star’s dancing, but in a Twitter Q&A session yesterday, the rapper explained that he was actually praising the former Disney actress for breaking racial barriers… What is the obsession with all this God talk?! Between “Hova” and “Yeezus” you would think the apocalypse was upon us and the book of Revelations was coming to life. Beyawnsay’s baby daddy shared more thoughts about Miley Cyrus skripper antics with his Twitter followers. Read ‘em on the flipper. Images via WENN/Twitter Continue reading

World War Z TV Spot: Released!

If Hollywood trends are anything to go by, the Zombie Apocalypse is nigh. And they’re he fast, scary, diseasey, terrifying type of Zombies. World War Z is the latest in a series of Zombie Apocalypse films. Watch the new  World War Z TV spot below: World War Z TV Spot The film is based on the novel of the same name by Max Brooks, and follows a U.N. worker, played by Brad Pitt, as he leaves his family to help find a cure for a Zombie pandemic that threatens to destroy humanity. Marc Forster directs the film, which will hit theaters June 21.

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Paris Hilton Makes Her Boyfriend Wear her Name on his Head of the Day

I vowed to never post Paris Hilton pictures ever again, because as far as I’m concerned Paris Hilton listened to all of our requests back in the 2000s, and died. Even if she’s still alive, she might as well be dead, since no one remembers who she is or that she was a big enough deal to land TV shows like “Paris Hilton’s New BFF”, in some vapid cunt garbage we should hold the production company accountable for shoving down our throats. To me it was a sign of the apocalypse…or at least that our people are doomed. But I couldn’t help but grab pics of her bitch of a boyfriend who is probably so excited about her bank account that he’s willing to get herpes to get access to the shit, and he plays the part, wearing a “Paris” hat, to show her he belongs to her, in hopes of knocking her dead HPV uterus up, so that he can follow K-Fed’s lead. It makes me laugh. I threw in a pic of her modeling bikinis for her mirror cuz it’s the only thing that can look at her with a straight face because you probably don’t care that her boyfriend is a bitch.

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Paris Hilton Makes Her Boyfriend Wear her Name on his Head of the Day