I figure…J.Lo’s old lady nipple that she brought out on purpose, probably because she’s feeling insecure pushing 50, despite that pile of money that keeps compounding, because that latin fever shit she was part of is forever, these latin bitches don’t forget anything and stay committed to the cause, and their people, even if they are overrated garbage like J.Lo….she’s the beacon of hope…and her mom nipple…still worth sticking in your ass…a move not nearly used enough in porn… The post J.Lo Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
NERD ALERT… Halle Berry was at Comicon doing some press to draw some attention to some movie she’s in because she’s still an Oscar winning actress with great tits that you probably used to jerk off to because you’re 40… And she pulled a glass of Whiskey Chug for the nerds who looked on in amazement, because some nerds like to drink, other nerds fear drinking and judge, it has a negative reaction with their meds…or autism…or whatever… The whole thing was magical…if it’s actually Whiskey and not baby urine that she uses as some elixir to stay young and young… The post Halle Berry Chugs Whiskey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Charlotte McKinney once got a lot of hype, even called the next Kate Upton, because people only see tits, and America, along with being a powerhouse full of rich as fuck people, is a trashy wasteland that created things like Honey Boo Boo and the Jersey shore…so Florida big titty trash is what you people fucking love…it’s what I love..it’s the whole basis of Hooters…the American dream… Not that Charlotte McKinney is really trashy, her dad is some rich Bahama so no Taxes based dude, that allowed her to be at the right parties, to get her tits out there and some dude put her on TV despite not even being that famous on social media, or even working as a model… But she’s got the tits…and I like tits, you like tits, everyone likes tits, and more importantly, I respect girls who respect that they only matter because of their tits…unlike EMRATA who pretends her tits are a liability… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Sports Bra Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I guess old, tired, weather, Mexican actresses who made it in Hollywood thanks to having a huge set of tits that people wanted to stare at…coupled with being a fetish with that accent….who was unlike most Mexican women because she had a neck…you know unlike the breeders you had experienced at the Taco food truck, or at your hotel as a chambermaid, never quite making you want to surprise them with your erection…..like Salma Hayek did…..because she was glamorous and beautiful, rich and connected, with a body that film directors and producers wanted to pay to be around…. Well even in her old age, she’s got a waist to hip ratio / fat ass, that scientifically proven to make you cum to her fertility – despite being old enough to be menopause… I dig this walk away, it’s kinda the only way I get to appreciate women as I am a slow walker… The post Salma Hayek Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This is a model named Magdalena Frackowiak who I am guessing is from Russia or some other communist country that is no longer communist but that I pretend is still communist for the sake of comedy…because rationed toilet paper, bread lines, and a love for contraband levis jeans and Michael Jackson… Which I guess isn’t comedy at all…but I figure when you’re not a funny person and you don’t find things funny…you commentary is not going to be funny… I will say that she was on VS contract for a while, she may still be, and they were paying her something like 750k….which is fucking nuts since no one really knows who Madga is…even after seeing her tits…or maybe that is why we don’t care about Magda…. Yet for some reason, I am posting her instagram content…like it matters…interesting…but not at all…a lot like my life, the site, etc. The post Magdalena Frackowiak Bikini WHoring of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ariel Winter posted some topless enough picture of her in a sheath of fabric – which I guess would be hotter if she was hotter… It’s the whole the less clothes the better, a theory that I guess applies to all women, even when they are little neckless trolls from TV…that is still weird that she’d want to be spilling out of her top all made-up like she’s heading to a porn set, because she must have a mirror and see she’s a neckless troll…you know save the sexy for others… But I guess i”m becoming an equal opportunity “be slutty”…it’s all the sexual attention she gets on repeat from her fan base…it makes her think she’s hotter than she is…coupled with her pile of money…that even if she’s sloppy at 18 year old and she will be 500 pounds one day…she’s not too sloppy to stare at…We are all Perverts. Her caption on social media is that she’s drinking a cup of MILK..which repulsed me but could be the reason for the tits that keep growing…HORMONES JACKED UP IN HER FAVORITE CREAMY and disgusting puss filled drink.. The post Ariel Winter Tit Hanging Out While She Eats Dairy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Rat Cow is out there making a lot of moves in the media crying about her tits being so big that people don’t want to work with her. Stop big tit shaming. Poor victim being being alienated or oppressed because of her tits…bullshit… She wants to say tits as much as she can because it is the only reason she matters…it’s her way of doing reminders…over and over and over…..TITS TITS TITS TITS.. Take any angle you can, the world is fucking retarded and buy into any and all nonsense because they are retards… The post Rat Cow See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I wonder if you knocked up or seemingly knocked up Jessica Alba and built a billion dollar company off her back, would you insist on a paternity test to make sure that her cheating vagina, because she’s ultimately hollywood obsessed and there is no way she doesn’t bang other celebrities, producers, or directors….at least according to my friend…who seems to know all about these things…like a Asspergers when it comes to celebrity cunt…. Or do you just accept the little white jewish looking kid as your own…. I mean I know none of those questions matter and you just focus on the breast feeding…a mom of three addicted to breeding…maybe she can’t abort…who cares…she doesn’t look so bad…I’m into it… The post Pregnant Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This isn’t a real panty flash, I mean it is for a panty company and it is all part of their shoot, but that doesn’t take away the fact that Martha Hunt, one of America’s last homegrown model, while all the other women have gone off and become fat, is CAMELTOEING all kinds from every angle….It also doesn’t take away the fact that one of the pics of her ass cheek from the front and the other of her full ass…all round and fit…are amazing…… I know, she’s a hired hooker, it’s not that impressive to see her half naked, it’s her job, what she does, but I still appreciate a good cameltoe on a model…I’m not that jaded or desensitized yet…and that alone makes me feel ALIVE… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Martha Hunt’s On Set Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Elsa Hosk has a fucking hard on for Victoria’s Secret. All her posts are Victoria’s Secret this and Victoria’s Secret that. We get it…they gave her the stamp of approval, told her she’s good enough after she likely whined to everyone in her way, since it was a dream of hers, pictures on her vision board, something she’d fight as hard as she can fight to get in there…. I guess they probably pay her for this, or maybe she works for them for free because it gives her all kinds of other work and credibility….but before VS she was just a titty model…who got naked for editiorials for free and at 27…when Candice was pregnant, they needed a stand in and she made the cut….because it’s never too late to live your dreams or some shit….or to get in panties on the internet… The post Elsa Hosk is Obsess with Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
