Madison Beer is alright…if you can figure out who Madison Beer is….because she’s just another one of these…girls who exists thanks to social media and a whore peddling mom – the biggest pimp of her life trying to cash the fuck in…the kind of mom who could have bought her big tits…at 15….as stage moms do…but I’m going with real and lovely to look at…no matter who the fuck she is….or what she does… The post Madison Beer is Alright of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bryan Adams may be a national icon here in Canada. He was the Celine Dion of Canadian 80s rock. From Summer of 69 to the soundtracks of some pretty shitty movies (Robin Hood)….because Everything I do a I do it for you….and really…he’s pretty fucking great…. But what I like most about him, is that despite all his success with his music…I mean he’s sold over 100,000,000 records….and since he wrote the song that probably works out to be over 100,000,000 dollars for him…in his pocket… His hobby, or passion is being a creeper model photographer for fashion magazines…as an art form…that he probably gets paid for…unlike instagram models…all while being this super fucking successful musician…making the whole thing extra cool to me…. Here’s another shoot he did for the same magazine of a model called Heather Kemesky The post Amanda Murphy and Heather Kemesky by Bryan Adams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a little analysis without the analysis because I’m too lazy to crack jokes about bloated chipmunk LUPUS face…when you can just scroll through these screenshots or watch the below video of her insragram story – where she’s promoting some bullshit – to see that she’s got so many fucking injections in her face, she might as well call herself a Kardashian…and really she probably does when she’s at home masturbating for the Weeknd…it’s a fetish….like broken Disney kids are a fetish…. It’s no secret that girls everywhere are getting face injections, ass injections, implants…all to have instagrammable faces, bodies, etc….like a Kardashian… The Doctors injecting people with this shit must be loving the cash grab they’ve created…in what started with botox face freeze that is now weird reshaping…. I just hope the product they use causes cancer in 2-5 years and kills off all these vapid, superfical, vain pieces of shit…who aren’t hotter like this…but they think they are…with their instagram faces…. Just because everyone is doing it, doesn’t mean it’s cute…. The post An Analysis of Selena Gomez and her Face Injections of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Street Brawl in AUstralia by some Classy Kangaroo Fuckers Boner Man Poking Girl in Butt on Subway Man High on Drugs Rams Head Through Window The Man Who Filmed his Hot Wife Fuck his Dog is LOLZ When Thunder Roars – Get Indoors! Girl Fighting Her Man The post Girl Gives Blow joB to Get on Bus and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is in a shitty shoot for Complex, my old friends who stopped paying me for links, after 10 years of paying me for links on the site, because they sold to Hearst and thus sold out….making flimsy content for flimsy people…and using slutty BELLA and her fake lips for some clickbait..just makes sense..TOTAL sense…in the grand scheme of the flimsy shitty internet…. Here she is on IG – in a weird overall body suit rocking really silly fake lips… The post Bella Thorne’s Shitty Shoot for Complex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nina Agdal is a monster….but the dude she’s with must be 7 feet tall..because her and her big head are 6 feet tall…making for some creepy tall girl erotica… You think she’s got a hot body, thanks to being proportionate, but if you were to stand next to her and feel like you’re standing next to a massive Redwood in the Northern California forest after raping and killing a celebrity you obsess over on a trip to LA….if you know what I mean… Well…she’s the worst…and even Leonardo DiCaprio thinks that…because he flushed her when he realized she wasn’t a man… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Agdal Is Not Cute of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Skinny girl Emma Roberts is pregnant, or has period bloat…so sexy…or maybe she just ate a carrot and it filled her up so much she’s got a food baby, and expression that makes me want to throw up, because all it says to me is “i need to shit”…and girls shouldn’t shit, I pretend they don’t shit, I’m a feminist like that….you know….old school…until I stick my dick in their asses and smell dinner on my dick…tragic… Tragic like Emma Roberts pregnancy…because I like my broken overrated rich girls…not pregnant..you know all HPV ridden and botched abortion ridden…and hormonally deficient so that they can’t get pregnant… I find her hot. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pregnant Emma Roberts on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne armpit shave on Instagram….is some erotica that isn’t really erotic, but that depends who you ask, because I am all about licking armpits as often as I can…whenever I can and I never thought I was a real armpit fetishists, but apparently I am… I remember I knew a guy who would only cum from fucking armpits, I am not at the stage of armpit fetish, but seeing a shaved armpit in a world of hipster hairy armpit who all love to show off their armpit, I remember I saw a girl in a restaurant with hairy armpits – in the middle of winter – eating with her arms in the fucking air wearing a tank top for everyone to know…because she just wanted everyone to know how feminist she was….weird…I don’t like that… What it comes down to is that Bella Thorne – is slutty. Yay! The post Bella Thorne Armpit Shave on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Whitney Cummings is a Comedian…or is it Comedienne. I don’t really remmeber any of her jokes because Stand Up comedy rarely impresses me. Maybe it is because I am a joke snob and bitter that I can’t write jokes as popular or as easy to understand as these usually unattractive people talking their shit on stage…or maybe I don’t find it impressive to hear the same jokes over and over – as these people usually use the same jokes over and over – and the ones who are actually successful are the worst kind of person who thinks they are funny, and works so hard at it, making it not that funny at all.. Why can’t a naturally funny dude just get picked up promoted and exist, instead it’s these assholes who move to LA and practice in front of the mirror, telling the same joke over and over in his 30 minute set, you know to lock down that 30…and I just never laugh at the shit.. Whitney Cummings was an interesting specimen in the comedy space for a while, she was just this 8/10 type chick which is a good rating, a generous rating, but she was skinny with big tits making sex jokes and not a monster like Sarah Silverman… Well, she ended up producing a handful of shows on TV, and made millions…so good for her…let her play in her bikini….all she wants…because she made it – all in just a few years..I think at one point she was Executive producer on 4 TV shows… Now I still don’t like comedy, or funny girls, because I hate laughing and I hate jokes…but I like tits, bikini or not…so here they are… The post Whitney Cummings on Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently, I follow everyone on social media, including this FRIDA Aasen chick…who I bet I’ve done posts on because all these models get naked and I like that shit…but that I don’t remember because there is too much noise out there… Have I see her tits? Probably and I’m not even going to bother googling it because I already know it’s out there, as these feminists have won, they’ve taken the excitement out of nipples, by saturating my life with nipples, only the jokes on them, I still love nipples, there’s just so many out there I don’t need to track down these ones that were taken last month or longer…I can just look around and find NEW ones…that were taken this weekend… Fresh titty content is my favorite… The post Frida Aasen – Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
