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Candice Swanepoel Model Booty of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel is getting ready for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show comeback tour, despite having had 3-6 babies in the last 2 years, preventing her from being that Victoria’s Secret girl she has loyally worked for consistently for her entire career. I find models really uninteresting once they have kids. It’s just fucking gross to think about a creature growing inside them before being shat out of their womb. We save that shit for our real lives, with our wives who forced us to breed, not that I have kids, or will have kids, end of the DNA genetic line here, but that’s just me doing my part for the world….something more people should take my lead on…. But you get what I am saying, and that is that if we want to jerk off, or JACQUES off if you’re in France, to some model bitches, let’s focus on the ones who are young and hot and tight bodied and not out there breeding…. So even when people like Candice Swanepoel are out there naked with their assholes out, promoting themselves and the brand they’ve always worked for, the brand that created them, that they got naked for early on…she’s still an old weathered mom of too many and she should keep it in her damn pants…there are enough hot chicks not breeding for us to focus on. How about her breast feeding pic: JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Model Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Shakira See Through Leggings of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shakira may be old as fuck by now, but she is still and will forever be the rich Argentinian or Colombian drug lords daughter who had a dream of being famous in her home country, which became famous to all Spanish speaking countries, there’s a lot of them, which naturally progressed to being Famous in America, a Spanish Speaking country, but also the country where mainstream success makes you a lot of fucking money. This was a long time ago, and seeing her in her sheer leggings, showing off her black panties that are holding in a mom pussy that could be ready to explode out of the seams, because it’s already exploded and the tuck isn’t good enough….is still hot enough for me…which isn’t saying much…but here it is anyway… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shakira See Through Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

Posted on October 18, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gigi Hadid is one of those people who you hate because they are entitled rich kids, yet life worked out for them thanks to being entitled rich kids, when you prefer your entitled rich kids to be fucking disasters… It’s like this Arab girl said to her dad at a young age that she doesn’t want to work, but that she wants to be famous on the instagram instead…and he gifted it to her like he did a Pony on her 10th birthday and a car on her 16th. His ego, made him go out there and buy press, by coverage and help his girl make it in America…and it worked, people signed on, bought in and made her a model… No struggle, just a fucking gift and she can coast through life thinking how easy it is….with her nipples hard..it helps keep her relevant…even if the fact that she was ever relevant is fucking absurd…not as absurd as her sister being relevant but almost as absurd… Just cuz they are rich kids, doesn’t mean you have to give them brand deals….like who cares about rich kids, other than most of the instagram users….give me more girls who struggle to make it nipples…they are more meaningful and authentic… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Shay Mitchell Lesbian Sex of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know I am repetitive, but when you’ve posted 50,000 posts on the same nonsense over the course of 15 years, every Monday to Friday, pretty much all day everyday….not taking breaks for Christmas or Holidays, because the SMUT no one cares about must got on….you kind of lose original thought processes, you can only have so much to say in a day, or lifetime, and eventually you gotta stop…and move on, but the site keeps sucking you back in….. So Repetitive happens, when getting up all the nonsense content that happens, maybe I only have one valid thing to say a week, but I can’t run a site off one valid think a week…so I stretch it out.. My latest observation is that everyone is a fucking Lesbian. I left the house last week during the day, I walked by a college, I ended up at a mall, I walked by a museum, I went on public transit….and what I saw was every single girl looked and acted like a Lesbian. Men are being phased out, it was all girl on girl…Girls Holding hands, cuddling, kissing…what was once a rare thing was everywhere…girls who used to mall together or smoke weed, or have sleepovers, or have girl nights together were fucking diddling each other in the park… Straight is dead, men are dead, they are turning into women…so lesbian content by celebs in some Lifetime movie…is just the way life is now….when everyone is a Dyke… We used to rely on movies to make girls / actresses / dykes for the role, which is going on here with Canada’s own Shay Mitchell…now that’s is just what it looks like when you leave the house…. I’ll still post it though, girl on girl who don’t look like bull dykes still interests me enough to post.. This Could be scenes from new LIFETIME MOVIE….. More? JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Shay Mitchell Lesbian Sex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lina Esco Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LINA ESCO is an actress. She’s on some show called S.W.A.T., which is probably as awful as it sounds, you know if you ever watch Network TV at night how bad Network TV is…from story, to writing ,to directing, it all has this low budget, shitty acting, vibe….but people still watch it, because people have no taste… The most interesting thing about Lina is her tits, and with her tits she’s decided to participate in the Free The Nipple Movement, because when you have great tits, any excuse to show them is a good one… Sure she pretends the Free the Nipple Movement is a women’s rights and the Free the Nipple campaign to promote sexual equality. Free the Nipple!! But it’ also a great way to show people your tits like an attention seeking flasher while pretending to not be an attention seeking flasher… She’s even gone on to direct a Free the Nipple movie that is on iTunes, that I haven’t seen but you probably have…. From my perspective, it’s always smarter for a woman to keep her shirt on, she can get more out of men if she keeps her shirt on, she can monetize taking her shirt off… If all you bitches get naked for us for free, you’re leaving tons of potential money on the table, that you’ll have to make up being empowered sugar babies, rather than subtle sugar babies… It’s all so crazy, but I’ll never fight an organization that shoves titties in our face for the illusion of freedom they already have. Crazy bitches. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lina Esco Nude Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lily Allen Comeback Tour of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So, Lily Allen , a rich kid from the UK who had a career making dumb music for idiots….shit went international…..and she was really fucking famous….has disappeared for a while…I think she crawled into some manor somewhere, got fat, shat out babies, quit her drug addiction…then decided it’s time to come back to the people who love her and her dumb music for idiots… So she wore a sheer top for the paparazzi to remind us that she’s not here to fuck around, she’s just here to bring us the dumb music for idiots that we will be forced to listen to since this generation seems to like remakes of garbage of yesteryear that never should have been. But the tits are out. The post Lily Allen Comeback Tour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Joey King Bald Bikini Perversion of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I remember when I used to socialize, I had one perverted friend, the kind of guy who was just always horny to the level where everyone around him would be uncomfortable, you know the kind of guy you didn’t want to get stuck in a remote place, like a cabin in the woods on a bro weekend with because he’d end up raping you. Everyone has one of these dudes in their life… Well, when pornstar Bella Donna shaved her head for a porno role that could have one her an Oscar but that probably ended up with her head being smashed in a toilet the was being flushed while getting fucked from behind…. Anyway, this guy got hooked on bald girls, he loved it, would want to cum on their heads and watch it trip down… He couldn’t find bald girls who weren’t lesbians so he hit the cancer ward. It was a dark time filled with heartache… I don’t know what happened to that guy, but this is for him. The girl, Joey King, who you know from some Disney Shit, the Conjouring, Kissing Booth and whatever the fuck else is playing what must be a cancer patient, because Hollywood alienates real cancer patients by not casting them in movies, but instead like to use people like Joey King to culturally appropriate their stories…I know some think it’s called acting…you know channelling someone and presenting yourself as them…but social justice warriors don’t agree… The post Joey King Bald Bikini Perversion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi V Hoback the Slutty Fishing Girl of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After the success of our first post on a Fishing Babe with Florida Style bolt on tits and fitness competition bodies, I decided to dig down and find another fishing slut, who is out there with her tits fishing for the perverts, and she comes in the form of Heidi V Hoback ….. I do think that Hoback is a funny name, she probably got teased a lot, like Get on your Ho Back, while I stick my dick in you, bring your ho back over here, I mean I am sure there are far more talented people out there to make clever HOBACK jokes, I’m just saying it’s a great last name…for a ho… Fishing is the most popular sport in the world, which is amazing when you consider fishing a sport, it’s pretty fucking lazy and slow moving…but lots of people do it….so it’s only natural that a woman would jump in to produce fishing smut, erotica, clickbait, to capitalize on all those people…because some people in AMerica are still wholesome, with good old fashioned family values, who know that the simplicity of putting tits out there doing things that you like doing, makes it worth looking at… What I am saying is put a bitch in a bikini doing any activity, from GYM to Fishing to Grocery Shopping and people will watch and look…since we love bikinis and we live when Hoes get on their back like Heidi of the Mountain Hoback… Fishing /Hunting SLut for you perverts… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi V Hoback the Slutty Fishing Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bar Refaeli Slutty of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People get so worked up over Israel and Palestine…. People support the Jews of Israel, others support the Palestinians who had their homes taken from them in the 40s…. I saw a video last week of some London UK politician ranting about how wrong Israel is for displacing all the Palestinians in the 40s, after the Jews in Israel were displaced themselves…and I thought to myself… I just support the tits… and Bar Refaeli, who may not be involved in this conflict, has these tits that can bridge nations together, or at least confuse the people on the other side of the conflict into not wanting to Bomb Tel Aviv, where she lives, because the tits, tits Leo Dicaprio once came on, live… So a few hours ago Israeli jets pound Gaza after rocket hits thee…Bar Refaeli’s instagram feed offers the Israeli clickbait you need to say “hand over that Kosher salt, I’m gonna go jerk off with it as lube, or more of a dry rub, just so it gets in the wounds so that I can actually feel something in my genitals again, which may be unrelated to Bar Refaeli, but I appreciate her bringing the slutty back”….. Booty Shake? JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bar Refaeli Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Reese Witherspoon Tight Leggings of the Day

Posted on October 16, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing makes me want to masturbate harder and with more hate than seeing Reese Witherspoon in leggings… It’s like one of those things you’d put sex offenders in front of to try to sterilize them to get them to stop the rape… The kind of thing that makes you look in the mirror and wonder what the fuck is wrong with you…what kind of person are you….who masturabtes to Reese Witherspoon.. It’s the thing to masturbate to that brings you great shame and self hatred, like when you used to masturbate to your mom’s dirty laundry hamper, sniffing the panties like the sick fuck you are…you know really into it…until you realize you just came all over your mom’s dirty panties…that you can’t rinse out, or wash she’ll notice…and if you leave your cum on it…she’ll wonder what the fuck is on her panties…and if you throw them out…she’ll wonder where they are…. You know real deep rooted shame you carry into your adulthood…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Reese Witherspoon Tight Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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