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Staring at Natalie Portman’s Chest of the Day

Noting says I want to fuck your tits, like a nice bony sternum….the kind you find on those Anorexic porn fetish sites I used to be addicted to back when my wife first hit 300 pounds and I needed the extreme opposite of her disgusting ass. This Mossad agent, out there spying on the people of Canada, 10 DAYS ago at some event in Canada…reminding me that I am really up to speed on the whereabouts of Natalie Portman….you know 10 days behind her…I may catch up with her one day…but she’s just too fast and sneaky…you know spy tactics. She is the woman from your Star Wars dreams, who I think that even when old and a mom is worth starting at her tits, because despite having a nerd fan base from being in Star Wars, something that would normally make me hate her, coupled with her being a cunty celebrity that has had at least one kid, she’s still hot. The beacon of hope to Jewish People Everywhere…that they won’t end up with a troll looking inbred bitch who thinks she’s hot cuz she’s spoiled by her rich parents, but one of the good ones. She’s one of the good ones. I mean unless you like that Judge Kavanaugh, in which case you may hate her: View this post on Instagram #Repost @timesupnow: If this moment in time feels strangely familiar, it’s because it is. Listen to Christine Blasey Ford. A woman's experience should never be valued less than a man’s career. #TIMESUP A post shared by Natalie Portman (@natalieportman) on Sep 17, 2018 at 6:14pm PDT Here are those pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Staring at Natalie Portman’s Chest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Paulson Got Them Lesbian Titties Out of the Day

Sarah Paulson is a lesbian, and despite my love of women and the vagina as an entity of its own, I don’t not believe in lesbianism. I think it’s a myth, where that two girls who become great friends start to masturbate together one sunday afternoon and eventually evolve to fisting each other, because they are perverts who are tired of men mistreating them, and find comfort in another woman, who is likely unstable, especially around period time, to keep her on her fucking toes…not that Sarah Paulson gets her period..she seems pretty fucking old… I figure that the reason lebsians don’t like me is because I don’t accept them as a sub-species of human. I believe it’s a choice they made… Now I don’t doubt that women fuck women, I am all for that, I’ve seen porn with it, some of my best masturbation memories were to threesome fantasies of fucking a girl while she eats out another girl… I don’t deny they have rights to fuck who they want to fuck or marry who they want to fuck…of any gender…because I don’t care that much about anyone else or what they do. I just don’t believe they don’t like dick, or want dick, because they are coded to want to breed. They are reminded they breed once a month…and they even use dick shaped objects to fuck each other….despite not wanting dick…it’s like just fuck a dude already. I don’t feel the same way about queers, because a dude to want to cuddle a dude, and fuck a dude and play house with a dude is some higher level genetic thing that has been going on forever…..animalistic even…primal…whileLesbians…are just perverts…living out a perversion… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Paulson Got Them Lesbian Titties Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Jenner See Through Bodysuit for Fashion of the Day

Kendall Jenner is in a cat suit showing off her body…because she’s a fucking Kardashian….which I guess would mean she’d be showing her gaping ass if this was 10 years ago and the family had a tactic o get famous – and not just a cat suit – but that’s the benefit of being on the tail end of the porn part of the business because you were 10 at the time – and more on the mainstream side of the business which is still slutty and shameless…but not dick in ass slutty and shameless. This family is boring, the devil, all that is wrong with America…and it is in a Bodysuit…while the other sister is going viral for putting milk on her cereal for the first time…and their dad is out finger fucking himself to test out his new cunt. Weird. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kendall Jenner See Through Bodysuit for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora Hard Nipples of the Day

Rita Ora’s hard nipples are the most important thing that Rita Ora can do for the people who follow her on social media and have no idea why the follow her on social media. She’s just one of those viral things that is both viral from having sex with dirtbag rich dudes who can help her with her career….and viral because those important people increased her profile, invited her to the right party….and who now exists. It’s been a long time in the making, her celebrity, but the only thing she needs to be making, is bikini with hard nipples. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Paz De La Huerta is a Legend of the Day

Paz De La Huerta is my favorite pig dragged out of the gutter… She just posted these pics of her fat tits, that we’ve all jerked off to when watching Boardwalk Empire…it was a good show and her tits were awesome. She’s 38 years old now, you know it’s been 10 years since that show was on TV, and she’s a bit fatter, the titts a bit more saggy….and in the past 10 years she’s been a fucking disaster… Not too much of a disaster to make this magic happen, she’s still got the ability to get naked and I am thankful for that, and I’m not just saying thankful because she reminds me of a Thanksgiving Turkey in this position…but MAYBE I am. Highlight of the day…maybe the week….Paz De La Huerta is God. The post Paz De La Huerta is a Legend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

The IDF just released this footage of their Mossad Agent who they sent to America before Gal Gadot, to penetrate the mainstream, while the mainstream penetrated her, and by mainstream I mean Leo DiCaprio.. She’s the most important, most famous model out of Israel…and she’s still making money off her money…without actually modeling anymore. Even though she’s only 33. She’s the Victoria’s Secret girl who is no longer working with Victoria’s Secret, even though the other old washed up hags like Ambrosio and Lima are…they don’t know how to quit a good thing, while this Jewish entrepreneur realizes that she’s got enough money and can do better things than working a day a month for hundreds of thousands of dollars… You’d think that based on her Jewishness alone, the easy money would have kept her in the mix…and maybe it’s why she’s going back to work…still looking good with those big tits now mom tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Julianne Hough Topless Mormon of the Day

I guess Mormon who fucks her brother, which is trendy, one of the most popular categories on the porno websites is INCEST. The first porno I ever saw in the early 80s was an Incest porn I’ve talked about before. Reviewing that porn was actually my first “writing” job for a friend’s zine a few years later. It left a lasting impression, not because I would make every girl in my high school watch it. It had classic lines like “Here’s the stuff that made you going back in you”…and “you sure didn’t learn how to fuck from your mother”….and “put it in her ass LeRoy, I don’t want no bastard Grandbabies” when the dad and his bowling buddy were fucking his hot daughter to celebrate their win…ALL while her sister was discovering herself at a sex party…upset that her dad didn’t chose her to fuck…. That said…Julianne Hough must still be on Rumspringa after her Mormon life faded and Hollywood whore doing cocaine off Ryan Seacrests pussy hole….before being married and naked in this shoot… TO SEE MORE OF JULIANNE HOUGH THE BAD MORMON CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Julianne Hough Topless Mormon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Keri Russell’s Nipple Flash of the Day

Keri Russell flashed her nipple at the Emmy Awards…because I guess Felicity is making a comeback and she’s doing it pretty naughty…making her fans that loved her when she was in her late 20s…who probably still have the DVD box set wrapped in their DVD collection next to their star wars toys pretty fucking excited…because they never gave up on her when the rest of us forgot about her and they knew that when they staged that fake wedding in their mom’s basement with a model they made of her out of semen and tissue paper…their commitment and love for her was eternal…through thickness and thinness, sickness and health…death do them part… While the rest of us just see a 40 year old trying to hard, post pregnancy, to be hot…but in our defence we didn’t find her hot in her 20s… But mom nipples at luxury events…ALRIGHT> ALL THE SLUTS AT THE EMMY AWARDS CLICK HERE The post Keri Russell’s Nipple Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Eniko Mihalik Modeling Shoes on the Instagram of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is old…but she’s my kind of Hungarian model…cuz she’s busty and always shows off her Cold War, Iron Curtain, Built on Communist Values, Down with the USSR, Rationed Bread line, Fall of Communism, hard working, Sex Trade avoiding, but the fashion industry is really the sex trade in tits own right…tits… I didn’t realize I follow her on instagram, because I follow 7500 whores on instagram, and I’d follow 7500 more whores on instagram if facebook didn’t censor the internet and force you to only follow 7500 people. But I do…and last night she was showing off her shoes, something I figure you weirdos would be into…high heels for the stiletto fuckers out there…long legs cuz she’s a model…but none of her tits that made her career…because I guess she’s diverse and diversity is in. The post Eniko Mihalik Modeling Shoes on the Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Fat Katy Perry Big TIts in a Cat Suit of the Day

Fat Katy Perry brought her big tits out in a cat suit that she’s pretty much busting out of at the seams – as stretchy fabric may be good for fat people – it allows them to wear jeans in a reasonable size – so they can live in fat denial – but eventually the elastic gives out – there is only so much pressure and abuse it can take…. Based on her gunt and cankles that we’ve seen for years, there’s no surprise in her having big tits. We are all aware and not impressed by her tits – since tits on a fat chick are pretty standard practice unless you’re really failing at life… But those tits are the only redeeming quality she has, her fame will forever be very confusing as fuck to me. She’s got no talent, she can’t dance, yet she’s a huge star…all from a viral song…it’s fucking weird…and even an act of terrorism as I don’t consent to hear her songs – yet I have heard her songs due to radio play….which is what the extreme left should be fighting…the right to not be exposed to dog shit music like Katy Perry music when I’m at the drug store buying AIDS medication….FREEDOM isn’t real based on the fact that I know her lyrics alone…because TRUST me…it was not intentional or a guilty pleasure or any of that…it’s was MEDIA manipulation…Fake News the music version. Tits though…She’s 40 though…Why is she dressed like this? I don’t get it. TO SEE THE RET OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Fat Katy Perry Big TIts in a Cat Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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