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Kira Kosarin’s Slutty of the Day

Kira Kosarin is slutt on social media – because every girl is…it’s the way of life, the future, relevant, current, on trend, on brand…. I don’t even need to know who Kira Kosarin, to know what her hustle, marketing strategy and objectives are…which is not to get into porn, but to be mainstream by being as slutty as a pornstar…it’s what the people want and by people I mean all of us perverts liking her pics, smashing that like button, cuz we can’t smash whatever is under that stripper dress on the non-stripper…. Speaking of strippers, I remember a time you’d get your phone confiscated at the stripclub, the girls would go mmental, the bouncers mental, and capturing the stripper show to post to the internet was a dangerous act….yet earlier today whilst on the social media instagram story I saw at least 4-5 actual strippers twerking naked on various instagram stories promoting their stripper self because I guess Cardi B has inspired them to own the strip, leverage the strip…so enterprising these strippers are. Now back to Kira Kosarin…who the fuck is Kira Kosarin…. Here she almost doing the pussy dance but not quite.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kira Kosarin’s Slutty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Brie Larson Swimsuit of the Day

Brie Larson reminds me of jocks making anal sex jokes with each other like the closet case homophobic queers they don’t admit they are while showering together and jerking off together in what they pretend is hetero cuz there’s a girl they roofied in the room with them…. She’s not good. She’s been around for a while. Going to events being average looking….before winning that Oscar that reminds us how bullshit the entertainment industry is…. You can win an Oscar for a movie you barely got paid to be in…but that you did because you knew it would be a success because you have been in the industry and you know it hits on a lot of key points….and that really anyone could have played just as well as her…since good acting is really just a product of good writing…I mean all these puppets are interchangeable.. But like all women…still down to post bikini or bathing suit pics for some shameless likes….which I guess is the only thing decent about her and her eagerness for attention like all bullshit actors. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Brie Larson Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter Gunt of the Day

Ariel Winter is a reminder that body shaming is a good thing. Body positivity is a bad thing…because sure she’s at the gym putting in work to offset her overeating, and really it’s not her fault she over eats, she’s a rich person who can afford all the great food available to her, with emotional trauma from being a child star…and the fact she puts in work at the gym is a good thing…most people just get fatter and fatter and say shit like “THIS IS ME”…. But I don’t think she’s quite at the level of spandex pants as clothing, maybe spandex under clothing to suck it all in, but not as outterwear…the gunt is too big, too dangerous, coming to eat our souls….. My life philosophy is less gunt, more starvation, so I am obviously offended by a teen girl with the upper cunt of a granny….and spandex is not strong enough to displace Ariel Winters…she needs more harnesses and straps…so maybe the oversized sweat suit is the answer…she doesn’t want to hear because she’s rich. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ariel Winter Gunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne’s Inspirational Lyrics of the Day

Words of wisdom from clickbait, “relevant”, it girl who’s got her whore on the internet down thanks to Disney Execs…Bella Thorne….to take you into the weekend and realize…how ridiculous and simplistic this generation and their porno is….makes you wonder how you’re clickbait humor hasn’t gone viral yet…doesn’t it….I’ve been Vulgar for 25 years, where’s my Disney movie deal… Get that pussy wet…wet…wet… Fuck your asshole…yeah. I mean young people are clearly fucking dumb…but I hope she shit’s before her ass sex since gingers statistically have stinky shit. The post Bella Thorne’s Inspirational Lyrics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Katie Price Naked of the Day

Katie Price has found herself again…. After years of being forgotten, probably busy raising her handicapped kid, living off her hooker model money….she’s decided to make a comeback involving getting naked like the old times…with her clown tits like the old times…that are scaled down versions of the tits that made her famous…but that are still round as fuck…basketballs if you will….and any naked on the beach kind of woman is the liberated spirit my soul is drawn to….some hippie shit….even if everything about her is artificial… All this to say – I thought the world was against plastics in the Oceans…why isn’t there a Katy Price ban on the beaches… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Katie Price Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kara Del Toro Topless of the Day

We may not know who Kara Del Toro She may be like every girl on social media posing topless…and that’s OK… I have seen 10 pics of girls doing this pose today…without even looking… I am not one of those instagrammer types who stares at the feed all day…I find it boring…even when the girls are posing topless. But the fact is that Kara Del Toro is the one I am posting on….because I pulled it from a site that thinks she’s important and I’ll just follow their lead because I am old and out of touch and why bother trying to discover talent while others can do it for you. It’s like outsourcing….. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kara Del Toro Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jenna Dewan Bikini of the Day

Jenna Dewan’s ass looks deflated….because that’s what happens when you’re a mom in your 40s who has given up her dance life…for the divorced celebrity wife…it’s the aging process but that doesn’t seem to mind being in a bikini because the other girls her age don’t have that muscle memory from the years she spent being in shape before locking in the celebrity husband she’s recently divorced from…. But I will stare at them in a bikini…because…that’s what it’s all about man… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jenna Dewan Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sydney Sweeney Big Tits of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is 20 year old from some show called Everything Sucks that I’ve probably watched, being the teen drama kind of weirdo that I am…but I definitely have no memory of these tits, these massive youthful tits, that are very fucking big tits, in a world where tits still matter, and that some engineer genetically modified food to have hormones to make bigger tits, which is what I would be doing if I was a food engineer too, and the whole thing is just too much excitement for one pervert to handle…so I’m sharing it all with you. The post Sydney Sweeney Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lopez Hard Nipples of the Day

You know, as well as I know that Jennifer Lopez took 45 pictures of this post, that she may have even iced her mom nipples while taking this slutty selfie like she’s some kind of instagrammer who isn’t in her 50s, trying to give the fans some exciting J.Lo content, proving she’s still got it, because I guess this is still having it, now with more tits than when she was a tyrant starting out, thanks to whatever work she’s had done, diet and exercise and her kids sucking the fuck out of her nipples so use that to your advantage.. It’s easy to hate J.Lo, but harder to hate on her for posting Gym Selfies, it’s what all the attention seekers do, and even at an old age with a pile of money her ego won’t let her take a break…she’s so thirsty and hungry for more people saying she’s hot…and you have to wonder what went wrong in her childhood that with all she’s done and made scamming, that she’s still wants more….never satisfied….even in her old as fuck age…and I guess that keeps her whorin’. The post Jennifer Lopez Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Marisa Papen Hot Bush of the Day

Marisa Papen is some performance artist, nude model, who was naked on instagram and got a following for it, back before everyone was nude on instagram, when you got deleted for being nude on instagram, before instagram pulled back on policing content produced by women seeking attention, because they didn’t want to be called out as oppressive patriarchy or anti-feminist, like let these women on the platform be whores the way nature intended them to be, because there’s not much difference between a nude shoot and a bikini shoot for attention… The point of the story is that she’s gone onto continue her nude modeling, outside of instagram and I don’t know if she gets paid to do this, or if it is inspired from a higher level, higher purpose, higher intensity…without a need for your simplistic mechanisms of measurement like cash money… Good pussy bush though, ,I love that shit…. The post Marisa Papen Hot Bush of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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