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Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day

MORE ATHLETES IN BIKINIS….It will never stop… I used to have a tennis fetish, back when women’s tennis featured women, sure there was the occasional lesbian, but for the most part it was just rich white girls frolicking around hitting balls, grunting and flashing panties…a porno fantasy really… Now the competition is too strong, and so are the women who participate, but I can still watch them grunt like they are either fucking you up the ass with their dicks, or vice versa…while showing sweaty cameltoe…and to me that’s a celebration.. I don’t think I still have that tennis fetish I’ve always had…because this is what the hot ones look like…a bit too much musculature….I prefer my tennis to be more dainty… That said here’s Caroline Wozniacki…who I guess is Steve Wozniacki, the guy who created APPLE’s wife….in a bikini like all the girls are doing these days. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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MORE ATHLETES IN BIKINIS….It will never stop… I used to have a tennis fetish, back when women’s tennis featured women, sure there was the occasional lesbian, but for the most part it was just rich white girls frolicking around hitting balls, grunting and flashing panties…a porno fantasy really… Now the competition is too strong, and so are the women who participate, but I can still watch them grunt like they are either fucking you up the ass with their dicks, or vice versa…while showing sweaty cameltoe…and to me that’s a celebration.. I don’t think I still have that tennis fetish I’ve always had…because this is what the hot ones look like…a bit too much musculature….I prefer my tennis to be more dainty… That said here’s Caroline Wozniacki…who I guess is Steve Wozniacki, the guy who created APPLE’s wife….in a bikini like all the girls are doing these days. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid Pussy Grab of the Day

I just did a post on GIGI HADID’s HARD NIPPLES …so it’s only fair that I give some attention to her coat tail riding mooch sister….since every conversation that ever started with Bella Hadid, started with “She’s Gigi Hadid’s ugly sister people find interesting looking because her dad paid them to”… Well, she’s in a bikini as she does, she’s sexualizing herself far more than the other ones, because I guess you have to when you’re the ugly one….and apparently Bella Hadid has sand in her pussy, or maybe it’s just herpes…these things happen when you’re banging rappers to make yourself relevant, and that shit, when it comes in contact with salt water…fucking burns… That’s how I’ve interpreted this picture and that’s all I’m willing to put into my interpretation of the picture. I mean other than saying I prefer my dyke porn with more dyking in it….if you’re going to be in bikinis together…SCISSOR…or share a double ended dildo… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid Pussy Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Claire Holt, whoever that is, in a Bikini of the Day

I consider myself of ever curiosity. I google everything. I wikipedia everything. I like to know everything. Sure I forget everything, but while I am interested in something for a few minutes I absorb as much as I can about it, and with that mindset of an explorer, setting out to find new horizons, I am all for discovering new sluts on the instagram who post bikini pics for no reason besides posting bikini pics, because they want people to see them in bikinis. I am all for learning new eager for attention people….so whether I know who Claire Holt is or not, or what she’s done, it doesn’t matter I won’t remember it, but I won’t remember her bikini pics either, but at least I know at this moment right now – that I have seen them. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Claire Holt, whoever that is, in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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AnnaLynne McCord In Underwear of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord is garbage – in and out of her underwear – I’d say her street value is no more than 150 an hour – like a backpages whore back when back pages whores existed – before everyone went to jail rich as fuck after creating backpages – pimps. She has been on TV, which I guess makes her more valuable than a 50 dollar an whore… But there’s really nothing interesting about this ghetto girl…they must be broke by now…it’s been a few years since she was on TV…that money must go quick and this is the “i keep holding on” moment in her life…and I’ll stare but I WON’T CARE. Copyright. Trademark. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post AnnaLynne McCord In Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora Lingerie for Instagram of the Day

Rita Ora is in lingerie – because she’s Rita Ora and that’s what she does. I could tell you a story about how I was at a Sam Smith Grammy party in 2016 or 2015, that I snuck into thanks to Katy Perry’s lesbian assistant, and while waiting in line, after Ed Sheeran called me “bro”, for some free drinks because it was open bar, I was behind who I thought was Kelly Osbourne…but who turned out to be Rita Ora after the person I was with told me – That is Rita Ora… Now I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Kelly Osbourne but she’s a big, and thus my first hand account of Rita Ora, being literally a foot away from her, was that she was Kelly Osbourne… I think Taylor Swift and Katy Perry were at that part also, beefing over Diplo or something…I mean open bar at celebrity events, what do you think I remember anything…cuz I don’t….. You probably won’t believe that story…but Rita Ora knows she was there…and so do I…. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Lingerie for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel Post Pregnancy Bikini of the Day

I guess Candice Swanepoel shat out her second kid, after being chronically pregnant the last few years, thanks to getting addicted to being cummed inside, or family planning, or who the fuck knows, she is rich and it doesn’t matter, she can do what she wants… Well, she should have waited before getting into a bikini, because a deflated Candice Swanepoel after being stretched the fuck out is disturbing to me. I do not like breeding. I do find it unnatural even if it is totally natural and why humans exist. I do get that her genetics and ego are important for her to narcissistically reproduce… But I do not get dudes who are into moms in bikinis…ever. I know she will tone up, there’s millions of dollars on the line..but instead of waiting for that moment to impress us all. This is what happened. You know to set a baseline on how ravaged she is so when the VS fashion show she timed her pregnancy rolls around…she’ll befit and we can all say “OMG look at the improvement”…still awful…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Post Pregnancy Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Demi Lovato Titty Squish of the Day

Demi Lovato is pretty inconsistent – maybe it’s her fake bi-polar disorder that I don’t officially believe she has, but that she apparently has….because it is a good excuse for her to get away with any bad decision she makes…from drugs, to sex with women, which for some reason is a shocking Demi Lovato statistic to people despite her looking like a dyke, built like a dyke, you know I think I saw her setting up a tent with her fat girlfriend on a campground setting up a tent they pulled out of their Toyota Tercel with a Rainbow Queer bumper sticker on it..wearing hiking boots and an asymmetrical haircut… But she goes from being fat and celebrating no-make-up – to sexualizing the fuck out of herself….showing her titty squish on the instagram or her asshole on the instagram feeling good….. I mean, she wore a thong….why? Because all these women on the social media want all the attention they can get – even the famous ones… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Demi Lovato Titty Squish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Demi Lovato Titty Squish of the Day

Demi Lovato is pretty inconsistent – maybe it’s her fake bi-polar disorder that I don’t officially believe she has, but that she apparently has….because it is a good excuse for her to get away with any bad decision she makes…from drugs, to sex with women, which for some reason is a shocking Demi Lovato statistic to people despite her looking like a dyke, built like a dyke, you know I think I saw her setting up a tent with her fat girlfriend on a campground setting up a tent they pulled out of their Toyota Tercel with a Rainbow Queer bumper sticker on it..wearing hiking boots and an asymmetrical haircut… But she goes from being fat and celebrating no-make-up – to sexualizing the fuck out of herself….showing her titty squish on the instagram or her asshole on the instagram feeling good….. I mean, she wore a thong….why? Because all these women on the social media want all the attention they can get – even the famous ones… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Demi Lovato Titty Squish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Iggy Azalea’s Ass Implants of the Day

Iggy Azalea, still disgusting. Still shamelessly self promoting like the stripper she pretends she was as a teenager in Miami after running away from home in Australia and ending up in Miami..where she worked underage….sounds like a legit story you fucking bottom feeding pop bullshit with a fake bottom…. She has an album or single out and I preferred when she wasn’t promoting nonsense and was just a fat ass no one really cared about or remembered existed because she’s that kind of star. Here she is slutty on Instagram JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Iggy Azalea’s Ass Implants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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