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Mariina Keskitalo Topless of the Day

Mariina Keskitalo is some chick showing her tits on the internet for what she’ll position as art…and for what is probably seeking validation from men…and that could be an attempt to get a bigger audience so that she can be an Emrata or a HADID also… Tits get hits and we’ve always known that it’s just that the mainstream used to have a moral code and thought showing tits for hits was a bad thing..that would disappoint their moms and grandmas and the community and the church…but that social pressure has been lifted…and motherfuckers put tits everywhere.. Thank you, Mariina Keskitalo, and your immigrant work ethic, for your contribution to the world. I like it. The post Mariina Keskitalo Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Biel for Yoga Pants Not Showing Yoga Pants Ass of the Day

Jessica Biel isn’t hot and Justin Timberlake is a homo. She is only known as being hot because she did one slutty shoot, for a now defunct magazine, which made everyone go nuts back when magazines had that power, even though she was a sexed up behind the scenes of that Christian bullshit, because the dad on the show was a fucking sex offender prevert…and they were just ACTING… That was her only job, besides seducing the homo, who you know is a homo, because you watched his 40 year old homo ass do a song and dance during your superbowl in what was zero fucking cool… She got him to marry her, probably put up with a lot, or maybe has a big dick, who knows, but the people loved her booty…because she did fitness…. ANd here she is not showing off that ass, show the ass, even if you are now 40, a mom (allegedly), looking bunk as fuck…and that’s about all i have to say about that… The post Jessica Biel for Yoga Pants Not Showing Yoga Pants Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Top and Rough Face of the Day

Hailey Baldwin’s in a bikini to for attention as she clickbaits her way to fame, while the other girls she sucks up to and mooches off of, are out making babies that would be better off being abortions, but that are marketing hooks to keep the family getting paid…she knows her time is almost here. The most interesting thing about this D-List actors daughter, other than her bikini top pics, is that her D-List dad actor is a business partner of the MYPILLOW.COM guy…another ex drug addict turned Christian, who exploits the church for his own personal gain, in selling pillows on informercials…. And everytime I see her I think “My PILLOW DOT COM”…. That’s how branding, marketing, and product placement works…and really that’s the level of product, you know the NOT QUITE ON QVC, level of MYPILLOW.COM that Hailey should be marketing, but somehow people think she’s important or more important than she is and give her actual jobs promoting things…. Weird….but rich kids when not ugly get ahead. The post Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Top and Rough Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elizabeth Olsen’s Thighs in Shorts Go Hiking of the Day

Elizabeth Olsen is the bootleg sister of the other Olsen Twins, who went viral last week in their fashion shoot on the Segway or whatever those things are called, because it was on some weird rich person kick, like when you’d see people like Michael Jackson doing weird things, all frail and weak and bleached and blown out….just a victim of being really successful…and possibly abused…and I guess terrible plastic surgery….that they have to get together otherwise it gets confusing. Well, this bootleg sister, is not the billionaire they are, but thanks to them, she has a really hot and successful acting career, and actually doesn’t look like a weirdo skeleton, probably because she got the womb to herself, and didn’t have to fight for it with her creepy clone like her sisters did…. She’s in shorts, she’s got some substance, I’m into it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elizabeth Olsen’s Thighs in Shorts Go Hiking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ava Sambora in a Bikini of the Day

Ava Sambora is the daughter of Bon Jovi’s Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear who you may remember as the 90s babe from basically mainstream porno, the TV version, an Aaron Spelling show, masturbatory and cheesy as fuck, but that people would get hooked on like the assholes people are….at least we assume her dad is Richie Sambora, who knows what Heather Locklear was doing in her peak, in terms of cum in her pussy…for all we know this could be the child of another rocker that she won’t ever admit to…because that’s how groupie celebrity blond high bro porno level actors who don’t get naked live… Ava, has taken her trust fund, her spoiled brat life, and become pretty fucking low level model, up on some IRELAND BALDWIN shit… You’d think, she’d do better in her shameless self promotion, I am sure she could easily be up there with the Hadids being shameless, getting paid…but instead..she just does low hanging clickbait like this. I’ll still look at her tits, because youthful tits remind me of a life worth living. The post Ava Sambora in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland’s Handjob Tutorial of the Day

Sarah Hyland is demonstrating handjobs…for you perverts… Since she’s small, she needs to put her whole body into it… Fists full of jerking off… TO SEE THE WEIRD FACE WITH SKINNY LEGS HEADING TO THE GYM IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland’s Handjob Tutorial of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Jenner’s Weird Fashion Campaign to Celebrate Kylie Multiplying of the DAy

I don’t really like endorsing or talking about the Kardashians or the Jenners – unless it’s to release one of their sex tapes, mainly Caitlin Jenner’s sex tape, because I am curious how that new pussy / chopped off dick works, but not really, since I’ve seen weird tranny genitals in porno before and it fucking terrifies me – I mean I know all sex workers have serious mental disorders – but Trannies are on another level – and before the world pandered to them – accepting them as women – they were just weird freaks that weird people jerked off to…. THAT SAID, Kylie had a baby with a rapper who probably has 8 other babies around the country and 8 other pregnant women who look like Kylie…she released a video tribute to her kid, that I unfortunately saw as soon as it was posted by accident and hated…but that I am sure has gone viral…and I figure that we should give Kendall some attention, because you know how these rich cunts operate, they all hate each other are jealous of each other, and I figure since this one still looks like a human, while being athletic and thin, even if overhyped promo model / avon lady, lets look at her ass in some fancy overpriced clothing she’s promoting because why not…right…WHY NOT… The post Kendall Jenner’s Weird Fashion Campaign to Celebrate Kylie Multiplying of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Demi Lovato Tits of the Day

Demi Lovato understands marketing, or her team of people do….because these titty pics she posted over the weekend got 1.6 million likes, while her regular posts that aren’t sexual get 1 million – 1.2 million likes…you see it’s SCIENTIFIC….tits get hits… I know she pulled this bullshit about being a feminist, activist, body positive….but that quickly turned into fitness whore, half naked with them titties out, and she’s running with this angle or strategy..and since you like celebrity tits…even if you’re like me and hate celebs…it makes for a great tit filled time…not that this is that hot, but it happened. The post Demi Lovato Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maitland Ward Lubed Up of the Day

Here’s some Super Bowl fame whoring, something that girls who want all the attention in the world, but can only get a limited amount of attention in the world, but that limited attention doesn’t turn them off, it doesn’t make them think maybe they have no chance, instead it gives them fuel needed to keep going, that taste of success to keep going, that is what they want, they don’t need money, they just need likes and their tits get them likes… So they attach themselves to any event, activity, day to day of the day national day, to get some content up around their tits… Like these pics of Maitland Ward either sweating again, due to obesity, old age, trying to keep up with the posing, covered in bacon grease cuz she like eating bacon that much, or more interestingly, greased up to relive some rich guy’s fantasy of chasing the greased up pig at the county fair like he used to do as a kid, before getting rich enough to buy time with this one… FASCINATING….. Abigail Ratchford, a less disgusting fame whore, but still a titty fame whore, produced her own superbowl content These girls – so creative…Artists really. The post Maitland Ward Lubed Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alexis Ren is SI Bolt On Tits Rookie of the Year

Alexis Ren is the Sports Illustrated Swim Rookie of the year, thanks to being internet famous… She’s the softcore romance novel pornographer / porn star/ model, who produced content for older ladies with shitty office jobs, in shitty town, just middle of the road fat, jaded, Walmart shoppers with a dream of being more than just tanned by the fluorescent tube lighting – but rather that they would get to travel the world …but instead were just sitting there doing data entry but taking breaks to check in on instagram or facebook or youtube to see what the other people are doing, you know other people who are young, in long, rich, hot, fit, traveling to luxurious paradise locations these women only dream of going…. It was some aspirational shit, then girl got bold on tits, and got recruited for SI, legitimizing her as more than just a prop some dude used to give masturabtion material to old ladies in their soiled bathtub in their run down house at night…a place they can have the orgasm their fat husband who watches football all day doesn’t give them…the fantasy. Making moves, thanks to SI trying to stay young and relevant using young and seemingly relevant half naked girls. RACY PICS…. More Rookie pics of Alexis Bolt On Ren Some other SI Rookies The post Alexis Ren is SI Bolt On Tits Rookie of the Year appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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