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35% Off the DrunkenSweatshop for XXXmas of the Day

We’re offering a 35% off site wide sale on all the amazing products in the DrunkenSweatshop, just put in the code XXXmas ….all curated by this guy right here…ME…your stepfather…who doesn’t get drunk and say inappropriate things to you, I just write them…. It’s the proper balance of pervert shit…to gift or keep for yourself…and I’m giving you a good fucking deal stop being an asshole… What’s Your Number T-Shirt – 34.99 #stepGIRLS Boy Short Panty – 30.00 DrunkenStepfather Mask T-Shirt – 12.99 Let’s Smoke Panties – 14.99 Jesus is Watching Panties – 14.99 Sexy Santa – 19.99 Crotchless Fisthnet – 9.99 Three Fuck Hole – 39.99 Pink Pulse Vibrator- 29.99 Gold Thong One Piece – 14.99 Smokey the Bear Mug – 9.99 Trump Toilet Paper – 8.99 Get yours now perfect for Christmas – CLICK HERE NOW! The post 35% Off the DrunkenSweatshop for XXXmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emily Labowe Nude Shoots of the Day

Her name is Emily Labowe …she sounds french and European and exciting or some shit and she’s the star of a shoot that looks like every other shoot – but in a world where I have decided as many people as I can in day who get naked or half naked for attention – I never get tired of old and tired things…not that Emily Labowe is old or tired, I have no idea what her deal is…not about to look it up, it’s friday and I have important things to do…like stare at her nudes, it’s all I need to know about her. The post Emily Labowe Nude Shoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Australian TV Hoe Almost Got Killed and Other Videos of the Day

Cops in Brazil Tase an Inmate’s Ass Dude Avoids Getting Hit by Shitty Driver… Baby Moose Rescue Cat Feeding Puppies Cop Using PIT Maneuver Chinese High Rise Safety Gear Chinese Dude Re-Paints the Road The post Australian TV Hoe Almost Got Killed and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kylie Hannah By Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

I have no idea who Kylie Hannah is, I do know who Andrew Kuykendall is though, I’ve linked him up with pornstars for at least one photoshoot that was amazing, so I am a fan of all he does and all the girls he takes pics of…even if I would normally be a hater towards hot chicks getting naked to improve their profile, to expand their personal brand, which in and of itself is crazy of me, but only because it’s crazy of them… I do believe that if you are a woman, you should use your hot body to get ahead, but I just don’t like when women pretend they aren’t manipulating us with their sex appeal, only to throw in our face that we sexualize them, when clearly..they sexualize themselves. That said, Kylie Hannah…good times. The post Kylie Hannah By Andrew Kuykendall of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alana Zimmer for some Fashion Bullshit of the Day

Her name is Alana Zimmer, she’s a 30 year old tall model from Kitchener Canada who apparently moved to New York to be a model after being discovered working at a shitty chain restaurant..I mean I guess those stories happen…I’ve seen models working places but never bothered trying to lock them into contracts…but it happens. She goes to NYU in Psychology, because it’s a good tactic to get a work visa, it’s a good tactic to get out of Canada, it’s a good place for rich kids to spend their time, because the American Dream applies to everyone…and there’s just so much she can do with her Pyschology degree, like continue to work as a model because she’s tall, cash the fuck in, or work at Ben and Jerrys…or as a waitress where she started… Here she is in a photoshoot for some magazine you’ve never heard of, pretty naked, but never naked enough, shot by hipster phony photographer Zoey Grossman…and her piss straight gross man pics…that I think she’s leveraged to shoot for Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated now…because scammers scam…and troll the fuck out of things.. I guess this doesn’t matter…she’s got an interesting look and she’s naked. The post Alana Zimmer for some Fashion Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lara Bingle Naked of the Day

Well it turns out Lara Bingle is some old model, reality star, socialite, rich kid….. She is topless because that’s her tits, are all she’s got going for her, so she might as well show them off in a situation where she can, all thanks for that..they are big tits…fun to stare at… I don’t even know who or what Lara Bingle is…but I’m still looking, because topless girls are worth looking at.. In conclsion, topless girls, no matter how janky they are, are worth staring at…intensely, until they get uncomfortable…even if they don’t know you’re looking at their tits, or care you’re looking at their tits, because they want you staring at the tits… The post Lara Bingle Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Julia Lescova Naked in a Meaningless But Naked Shoot of the Day

Every once in a while, it is important to stop looking at shitty twitter and instagram pics, and shitty magazine photoshoot pics, of shitty low level models, or girls who think they are models, to focus on actual models, really important models, getting naked in photoshoots for the empowerment, for the art, that is above her…that is beyond her…that she is just a vessel for…her body…just does what the universe wants it to do…against her will…..because that’s the power of nude modeling, it’s an entity in and of itself….that ends with rich as fuck boyfriends to get knocked up by… The post Julia Lescova Naked in a Meaningless But Naked Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sarah Hyland’s K-Fed of the Day

Sarah Hyland is dating some dude who is too well dressed to be straight… He’s also a “radio” personality, on some Disney Kid kick, that is likely trying to be the next Seacrest… You know a cheesy, mainstream, accessible faggot with a dream…. They are in LA, and LA is the land of entitled idiots who think they have something to offer, like all the other people who are in LA…. But sometimes it requires locking in a celebrity chick with a huge following, who likely has emotional issues due to childhood trauma…a need to be loved…and once you get in with them, they are easy to seduce…you know make them laugh, take them out, easy target…and then cash the fuck in…you’ve been watching that famous girlfriend the entire time you’ve been in LA…dreams do come true… Any dude who takes selfies and tries to get famous, is straight gay…and when I first saw this character on her feed he had 50k followers…but now he’s got 500k…worth going straight and ignoring a weird elf head for really… The post Sarah Hyland’s K-Fed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cardi B Got Them Titties On of the DAy

Cardi B got them titties ON, got them TITTIES out…she’s the Megan Markle of the music world, from stripper cashing in, to reality star, to Billboard number 1, not pretending to be anything but a ho is a ho is a ho and I dig that… Because there’s nothing worse than these bitches who are actually sex workers, far dirtier than Cardi B, pretending they are holier than thou, whatever that means, but I’ve seen my share of sugar babies who think they are on equal footing to the rich guy who treats them like a hooker..in that Girlfriend Experience…hot. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Cardi B Got Them Titties On of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Selena Gomez in a Magazine Because People Care About Her New Kidney of the Day

Selena Gomez is a garbage human, who pretends she’s religious, goes to church like a good hispanic, but the reality is that she’s the opposite of religion, her whole life is about getting people to worship her, like the fake idol that she is, it is also about making too much money, being a vapid and vain pile of shit, who even gets plastic surgery which isn’t what GOD intended for her, she works with evil corporations and above all…she harvests organs to replace her BUNK ASS organs, because she’s got some AUTO IMMUNE disease…PLAYING GOD WITH NO RESPECT FOR GOD.. But it makes a good story for magazines to feature her, to pretend she’s a hero for not dying when she was supposed to, a PR hustle to get more money into her broken down at the core of who she is soul… I am not a fan and she doesn’t even look good. Fuck this bitch… The post Selena Gomez in a Magazine Because People Care About Her New Kidney of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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