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I’m Thankful for Ireland Baldwin of the Day

I figure I should be thankful for Ireland Baldwin, because no one else in the world is, not even her own parents.. I know referencing Alec Baldwin calling her a pig on the voicemails he left Kim Bassinger when in divorce, when talking about Ireland Baldwin, is basic, played out, boring, but hilarious…and the most interesting thing about this spoiled, entitled, forever in the shadows of her parents, strong jaw, massive monster over 6 feet tall that isn’t a celebrated model, even though she’s big enough to be a model, while all these other people like her own cousin, who I am sure she hates are short, not modelesque and making it… What I am saying is that I am thankful for Ireland Baldwin choosing the instagram life, the attempt to get famous like her parents by getting half naked, I am thankful for her already having a stint in rehab because life as a broken identity crisis rich girl is so hard…you know all the nice thing in life, the nothing to worry about in life, leads to so much to worry about themselves, so much that doesn’t fucking matter. Imagine, girl has an allowance more than any of you make, houses all over the fucking place to live at, money to eat, and she still manages to fucking whine…and medicate..poor little rich girl….. Thanksgiving Miracle…or Thanksgiving trainwreak…who has a massive potato shaped head…that comes with a willingness to get topless…good times.. The post I’m Thankful for Ireland Baldwin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elle Fanning’s Creepy Mirror Selfie of the Day

This is a creepy picture that creepy Elle Fanning put out to the internet 21 hours ago…of her in front of a mirror looking busty…which makes her less creepy…not because of her padded bra or swollen tits in a white T-Shirt…but because she actually has a reflection. You’d think being a creepy fucking vampire…you know because she’s so pale and because her family are weirdos who if anyone was a vampire, it’d be them… You know all that sneaking their young kids into the public eye at a very young age…and by sneaking I mean selling them the fuck out..creating serious fucking weirdos… And here’s that selfie. The post Elle Fanning’s Creepy Mirror Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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January Jones Keeps Bringing it to Social Media of the DAy

Old Lady South Dakotan January Jones…..born in…you guessed it…January…and miraculously, became a famous set of tits on TV, thanks to acting requiring very little talent, just arrogance, something anyone with tits, who is told she’s hot enough will have.. She is the daughter of Karen Sue, a sporting goods store manager, and Marvin Roger Jones, a gym teacher and fitness director. And she’s made it in Hollywood, this is not a “her uncle is Weinstein”…it’s more “She was Weinsteined” and even has the baby to prove it…just don’t tell the wife of the powerful person she bred with…keep it under wraps like he was Seacrest is likely doing with all his mistresses and women he mistreated…paying them the fuck off so they don’t turn on him…running through his contact book with checks so he doesn’t get publicly slaughtered… She’s taken a liking to posting tits on her social media feed, because she’s got tits and at 40, it’s important to take in all the attention she can. I still don’t get how she exists…but she exists and this is her Thanksgiving Turkey content…. I prefer – This Turkey Content…at least when talking about January Jones. The post January Jones Keeps Bringing it to Social Media of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cindy Crawford’s Tit in 1988 Marc Jacobs Show of the Day

I am thankful for it never being too late to post a tit pic…. In fact, when the woman in the tit pic is still alive, and a mom of two, after years of aging…because this is from 1988, 30 fucking years ago…it is encouraged… If you’re going to look at a tit pic of anyone over 30, it best be one from the archives of what was, cuz no one wants to deal with their current shit… Unless when their current shit, is their clone they created with all their money, who they are throwing out to the world to do the exact same thing this one did….30 years later..named Kaia… The archive tits, thanks to the internet, are like new tit pics to me…and in this case better than new tit pics..so consider it a Thanksgiving miracle… The post Cindy Crawford’s Tit in 1988 Marc Jacobs Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dude Caught Jerking Off in the Changing Room and Other Videos of the Day

Wrong Place / Wrong Time Police in India Punishment…. Cute Cow and Her Brush Naked Man Walks Home Naked Man in a Public Restroom… Dog Fight at the Internet Cafe Texas Killing Smoker Removed Two Men in a Knife Fight The post Dude Caught Jerking Off in the Changing Room and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Olivia Wilde Bathing Suit Erotica of the Day

Her name is Olivia Wilde, but her real name is Olivia Cockburn, and looking at her in a one piece, either because she’s a midget, or a mom in her late 30s…is doing just that…burning my cock..she’s so fucking disgusting…like a pile of sloppy rich British mashed potatoes, the human version…. I don’t even know where she came from, why she exists or why the nerds like her, but now I really have to question the general opinion of the masses, the social norm that gets this bitch work…because this is so fucking average looking, like any mom at the water park, I don’t get it…but it happened… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Olivia Wilde Bathing Suit Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Maitland Ward is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Maitland Ward is a fucking monster that I don’t understand.. I know she barely exists, but sites I steal my content from seem to think she matters… When factoring in that actual young and hot girls, some just as busty as this one, exist and are producing pretty nude content for social media, it makes her getting media or coverage confusing as fuck…. We live in an era where we don’t need to rely on 45 year old girls from a TV show no one remembers doing the real low level, bootleg exhibitionism for attention.. Yet people give her the attention, which keeps her going, despite being a virtual no one on all levels…possibly even a hired hooker….but those big tits, in a weird sex shop piece…in some posing for attention is just too fucking weird to ignore. The post Maitland Ward is a Fucking Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Delilah Hamlin Seductive of the Day

Delilah Hamlin is Lisa Rinna, some soap star, reality star, exists but doesn’t matters’ daughter, and she looks pretty fucking good…but I guess you would have to when you parents are cheesy, vain, LA gameshow host looking, low level stars…. I guess she’s like all other vain LA rich kids, trying to celebrate how hot she is, how great her life is, all for social media, in efforts to get paid by brands, even though they don’t need any money…it’s all for ego.. But she’s young and looks good, and for that, she should be rewarded…. I don’t know what the above video is all about, but she posted it yesterday, and it’s erotic to the right person, I mean what was her inspiration, her message, her point…it’s like some weird voyeur porn with no conclusion or climax…I want to see the sequel where she rubs her ass til she cums…this cockteasing is just dumb. Here she is in a pink bikini… The post Delilah Hamlin Seductive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Beckinsale’s Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

Old as fuck Kate Beckinsale….the mom of some slutty 18 year old college girl…who nerds and weirdos know from being in some Underworld movie about vampires and all the sequels…where she could potentially be a vampire because she doesn’t age…and still looks like she looked when she was a younger mom…but then again, maybe it’s just testament to breeding young so that the body bounces back…but I’ll stick with vampire… She’s wearing some leggings, like most moms in their 40s, you can leave your house and women everywhere are rocking the leggings, even fat women in their 40s, because shit is forgiving, it holds them together, and most importantly feels like they are wearing nothing…it’s the SWEATPANTS you can jerk off to and not realize the bitch in them is just a fucking lazy slob….not fucking a lazy slop because as a lazy slop…I can attest that no one’s fucking me…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale’s Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alex McGregor Topless South African Model of the Day

Alex McGregor is some South African actress or model who is posing in some erotic and cheesy photoshoot with her nipples out. If you know anything about South African, it’s that they are typically hated by most people for being the worst kind of abrasive and racist white people… But you’ll also know that they live in a country with a really high AIDS rate, and with photoshoots like this, it can’t be helping curve that…you know all smutty and stimulating on the erections of the nation… And you’ll also know that South African women, with all their mixed DNA from pirates or pioneers or prospectors from a bunch of countries looking for BLOOD DIAMONDS and/or slave labor over centuries, have made them fucking hot….. The post Alex McGregor Topless South African Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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