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Arianny Celeste Schools Brittney Palmer

Recently, I’ve been giving the title of hottest MMA ring girl to Brittney Palmer because not long ago Arianny Celeste put out a terrible music video which was a major turn off. Well, here they are together at the Hard Rock Hotel and it’s clearly evident that Brittney was out “boobed” by Arianny. I don’t know what the hell she was thinking, but showing up to an event wearing jeans and a blazer alongside your biggest competition is just not good business sense. No wonder Arianny has double the amount of Twitter followers. I hope Brittney has learned something from this.

Brittney Palmer for Maxim of the Day

Brittney Palmer is going to be in Montreal, the city I am unfortunately prisoner to an obese french whoman who pays my rent in exchange for eternal love, devotion, and commitment…that I don’t really give her…but only cuz I am not good at anything I set my mind to. It is all part of being a failure. Anyway, I emailed her and her people to have a little make out session – but she didn’t get back to me…maybe I came on too strong when I sent pics of me in bondage gear and a strap on. She was in Maxim, She’s the new, non-ethnic Arianny Celeste and I’m pretty sure her body is going places…unfortunately none of those places are my face.

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Brittney Palmer for Maxim of the Day

Arianny Celeste Does Maxim of the Day

Maxim is still going strong…and by strong I mean hanging on as hard as they can by featuring eager girls who want as much exposure as they can get …. Not that Arianny Celeste is a bottom feeder or anything…I mean she’s probably more famous than God right now…cuz UFC is fucking massive…so massive that it put Joe Rogan on the map despite his aging, and balding….and now it seems like this girl wants nothing to do with UFC cuz she’s cocky and ready for new projects while at her peak…a recipe for disaster that comes when all hookers get confidence….not that she’s a hooker…she’s a fine young lady….who may not be as hot as her replacement… Brittney Palmer …but who can still hold her own in the gayest of gay sports….because every gay sport that mimics gay porn foreplay…of man on man wrestling…needs a skirt to make it less gay….and she’s championed that role…a hero some may say….a hot as fuck body…I will say….

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Arianny Celeste Does Maxim of the Day

Arianny Celeste Does Maxim

Well, the battle of UFC’s hottest ring girl continues! After Brittney Palmers super hot FHM photoshoot blew us a way, Arianny Celeste is making her case with these sexy new Maxim pics. I know many of you will disagree with me, but after seeing and cringing over Arianny’s attempt at a music career , I have to go with Palmer. Don’t get me wrong I’d spend my days exploring every inch of her body if given the opportunity, but watch Brittney’s video here . The only way to top that is by Arianny Celeste emailing me nude shots of herself.

Arianny Celeste’s Halloween Hotness

I’m hoping that these pictures of Arianny Celeste wearing lingerie in a Halloween themed photoshoot is a sign that she has ended her music career . Fingers crossed because that was one awful music video! Anyway, I just want to thank her for giving us a post-Halloween treat. Mmm… it tastes better the day after.

The Olsen Twins Disappoint

Here’s Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen at WSJ Magazine’s Innovator of the Year Awards. Man, these two definitely didn’t turn out exactly how we expected. It’s hard to believe people got so excited about them at one point. Oh well, at least the third Olsen sister is pretty hot, and looks like she has some meat on her. I guess one out of three isn’t bad. Related Articles: Ashley Olsen’s Training Bra Exposed?!! Ashley Olsen In Pampers”¦ I Mean Panties! The Olsen Twins Because Ashley Is Hot… Kinda Photos: WENN.com

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Arianny Celeste’s Top Of The World Music Video Sucks

So I guess Arianny Celeste considers herself a singer in addition to a Ring Girl hottie. She might want to stick to her day job though. Arianny just released some awful music video for a song called “Top of the World,” where she’s some kind of sexy alien robot sent to Earth to… go to a club and marry a dude in Vegas? I don’t get it. Luckily, Arianny’s cleavage has a starring role, but if you’re gonna watch it, make sure you put it on mute. You can thank me by telling me what the hell any of it is supposed to mean. Related Posts: Arianny Celeste’s Ultimate Fighter Cleavage Arianny Celeste Picture Moment Arianny Celeste Brings Her Curves Out To Play Arianny Celeste Gets My Attention

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Arianny Celeste’s Awesome Music Video of the Day

The most unfortunate thing about these Vegas hookers that end up getting famous becasue the UFC has become famous and not because they are part of it…but because the world is filled with HOMOS who like watching Man on Man action….and need a pussy in the mix to make the boners less gay….. Is that they get EGOS…and with egos come humiliating, horrible club anthems and music videos…cuz they think they have the talent to do it…totally delusional….you know strike while the iron is hot…and put no real strategy into your brand whatsoever….let clowns produce the worst, least thought out, horrible production quality video ever…..not to mention she looks like shit…sounds like shit…and makes me want to let her know via twitter…but she just ignores me…cuz she thinks she’s a fucking hero instead of working with me…she’s working with these clowns who are ruining her moment….trying to make money off her…like the whore that she is… Seriously…this is painful…

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Creeping Brittney Palmer’s Twitter Account

I have a new hobby, and it consists of creeping girls’ Twitter accounts. Today, we have photos posted by Arianny Celeste ‘s main rival and UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer . According to Brittney’s Twitter feed, she enjoys long walks on the beach, cozying up on her couch watching Gossip Girl and licking the creamy filling in Oreo cookies. Alright, so I made that all up, but what girl doesn’t love those things? Anyway, make sure to check Brittney out , and tell her I say hi. » view all 29 photos Related Posts: Arianny Celeste’s Ultimate Fighter Cleavage Arianny Celeste Picture Moment Arianny Celeste Brings Her Curves Out To Play Arianny Celeste Gets My Attention

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Erin Heatherton’s in a Bikini of the Day

Hey remember when I did that Bar Refaeli post 4 minutes ago about how she used her tits to fuck famous people, like Leonardo DiCaprio, before leveraging that fame into a line of underwear she’s pushing aggressively, cuz might as well make all the money you can when you can….it’s simple business lessons many Israelis will teach you if you let them…… While, here’s the new vagina Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking, because he can, and might as well, stick his dick in all these half naked models who get paid to be half naked, cuz why bother lookin for pussy on your own, when you have model scouts out there and big brands like Victoria’s Secret out there doing the work for you…not tha someone like Leonardo DiCaprio would exclusively fuck one model…when he has the option to fuck all models…but this is his public number one…and she’s in a bikini showing you why she’s a star fucking model….it’s all in her body. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Erin Heatherton’s in a Bikini of the Day