I’ll have a blue ball Christmas without you, Ariel Winter! We’ve spent a lot of time checking out Ariel Winter’s cleavage, because, I mean hello, but the starlet’s new festive Instagram post lets us know that she’s got some of the best legs in the biz as well…. read more
I hate award shows. I find them all a fucking scam because they are a fucking scam. It’s celebrating nonsense that doesn’t matter. It’s giving people who have already scammed the world internal competitions amongst themselves to benchmark their success…because being overpaid isn’t enough for them…and normally the writing, the speeches, the product integration is all just too fucking low level bullshit for me to handle… I was at my TV addict friend’s house, and he scrolled past it, so I said “what’s that, Critic’s Choice Awards, let’s see this bullshit”….we saw one camera pan of Emma Stone, and one joke from that tall stoner dude everyone loves…and changed the channel never to return again… Well, it turns out the critics matter, even though the critics should stick to ripping apart these people and not praising them, it makes things more interesting…fucking rip these fragile egos apart and make them kill themselves like a real CRITIC is supposed to…instead…they fucking award them…and everyone goes out for the free champange and to dress up for taste of old hollywood, or 22 years of critic choice awards…like it matters…when it doesn’t… I’m just doing this for the tits.. Jessica Biel Was There She’s a Famous Person’s wife…and she’s old… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE Bella Thorne was There because you gotta go wherever you can as you attempt to be the next big thing in Hollywood, when you’re just a trashy instagram hooker…any opportunity you get to appear anywhere is some kind of status that trashy instagram hookers don’t experience….we know the CRITICS choice only allowed her there for the instagram plug… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE Kaley Cuoco was there and she makes 100,000,000 dollars a year…which is insane..but I guess it will finance or continue to finance her over the top plastic surgery…by 60 this bitch will look like a clown, but until then…she’ll just be the accessible nerd hot chick on a nerd show people actually watch…. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE Emmy Rossum was THere and she is dog shit, even with cleavage, but we’ve seen her have sex on TV, the only thing that makes her relevant and I guess that makes her one step above porn chick, so here’s to porn taken out of the Valley…and dropped in hollyood…. Leave your house, this bitch is so basic, there are hotter girls at the grocery store, in the fucking hardware store, EVERYWHERE….don’t celebrate her. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE Ariel Winter was There looking like a Korean prostitute – ready to give you a handjob just as soon as she finishes eating the all you can eat Korean BBQ….this could take a while….but while she does that – stare at that back….which could also take a while…because it’s so fucking big and to take it all in…takes work…porky fucking pig..what a fucking monster… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE The post The Critics Choice Awards Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hate award shows. I find them all a fucking scam because they are a fucking scam. It’s celebrating nonsense that doesn’t matter. It’s giving people who have already scammed the world internal competitions amongst themselves to benchmark their success…because being overpaid isn’t enough for them…and normally the writing, the speeches, the product integration is all just too fucking low level bullshit for me to handle… I was at my TV addict friend’s house, and he scrolled past it, so I said “what’s that, Critic’s Choice Awards, let’s see this bullshit”….we saw one camera pan of Emma Stone, and one joke from that tall stoner dude everyone loves…and changed the channel never to return again… Well, it turns out the critics matter, even though the critics should stick to ripping apart these people and not praising them, it makes things more interesting…fucking rip these fragile egos apart and make them kill themselves like a real CRITIC is supposed to…instead…they fucking award them…and everyone goes out for the free champange and to dress up for taste of old hollywood, or 22 years of critic choice awards…like it matters…when it doesn’t… I’m just doing this for the tits.. Jessica Biel Was There She’s a Famous Person’s wife…and she’s old… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE Bella Thorne was There because you gotta go wherever you can as you attempt to be the next big thing in Hollywood, when you’re just a trashy instagram hooker…any opportunity you get to appear anywhere is some kind of status that trashy instagram hookers don’t experience….we know the CRITICS choice only allowed her there for the instagram plug… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE Kaley Cuoco was there and she makes 100,000,000 dollars a year…which is insane..but I guess it will finance or continue to finance her over the top plastic surgery…by 60 this bitch will look like a clown, but until then…she’ll just be the accessible nerd hot chick on a nerd show people actually watch…. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE Emmy Rossum was THere and she is dog shit, even with cleavage, but we’ve seen her have sex on TV, the only thing that makes her relevant and I guess that makes her one step above porn chick, so here’s to porn taken out of the Valley…and dropped in hollyood…. Leave your house, this bitch is so basic, there are hotter girls at the grocery store, in the fucking hardware store, EVERYWHERE….don’t celebrate her. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE Ariel Winter was There looking like a Korean prostitute – ready to give you a handjob just as soon as she finishes eating the all you can eat Korean BBQ….this could take a while….but while she does that – stare at that back….which could also take a while…because it’s so fucking big and to take it all in…takes work…porky fucking pig..what a fucking monster… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE The post The Critics Choice Awards Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It feels like I’ve been trying to get Sarah Hyland to fulfill her true hottie potential for years now. And the only person who’s actually been listening to my advice has been Ariel Winter … But whatever. I figure one of these days, Sarah will finally realize that the key to a successful career in Hollywood in 2016 requires posting daily bikini and/or booty selfies on Instagram. And until then, showing off her cute little cleavage in Marie Claire is a good start. I’ll take it!
I don’t know when everyone else decided that Ariel Winter was hotter than Sarah Hyland , and why I wasn’t consulted, but it’s like all of sudden, she’s the only Modern Family hottie that gets any press these days. And that’s OK, I guess, as long as Ariel’s showing off those meaty funbags of hers. But I’d still rather see Sarah or Sofia Vergara in this Elle Magazine photoshoot. And I’m sure I can’t be the only one. Right?
Ariel Winter from TV, a network TV, a device that uses the same screen as your NETFLIX, but for old people, with shows that are laid out according to a schedule some asshole executive decides…like a fascist that is just trying to sell commercials…on a platform that charges you monthly fees…even though it will just syndicate its shows on the internet…hoping someone sees their overpriced garbage… I dont watch SITCOMS, I hate anything newer than 1986, but I guess Ariel Winter got a fanbase of creeps into fat chicks with tits who go through puberty….and she’s just milking that shit like the cow that she looks like she is….you know if you’re going to run with a concept…like milking…you might as well go all out… Here’s another picture from her social media – titty grinding…for her friend’s birthday…young slutty fun… Here’s a TOPLESS video / gif of her gyrating…because a day is not complete without Ariel Winter…the porker..who doesn’t want to be called fat – despite being fat… Oh and here’s a picture from a photoshoot she did in a magazine where she said she doesn’t want to be called fat… Look I’m like an Ariel Winter fan club and I’m not even a fan! I think she’s garbage, and I’m surprised I even know who she is, it’s pathetic, but I’m such a great contributor to society with posts like this that I call “follow her on instagram – replace me” The post Ariel Winter’s Big Tits at an Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariel Winter from TV, a network TV, a device that uses the same screen as your NETFLIX, but for old people, with shows that are laid out according to a schedule some asshole executive decides…like a fascist that is just trying to sell commercials…on a platform that charges you monthly fees…even though it will just syndicate its shows on the internet…hoping someone sees their overpriced garbage… I dont watch SITCOMS, I hate anything newer than 1986, but I guess Ariel Winter got a fanbase of creeps into fat chicks with tits who go through puberty….and she’s just milking that shit like the cow that she looks like she is….you know if you’re going to run with a concept…like milking…you might as well go all out… Here’s another picture from her social media – titty grinding…for her friend’s birthday…young slutty fun… Here’s a TOPLESS video / gif of her gyrating…because a day is not complete without Ariel Winter…the porker..who doesn’t want to be called fat – despite being fat… Oh and here’s a picture from a photoshoot she did in a magazine where she said she doesn’t want to be called fat… Look I’m like an Ariel Winter fan club and I’m not even a fan! I think she’s garbage, and I’m surprised I even know who she is, it’s pathetic, but I’m such a great contributor to society with posts like this that I call “follow her on instagram – replace me” The post Ariel Winter’s Big Tits at an Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariel Winter is the chubby 18 year old from TV that all you perverts think is hot, even if she’s a little on the dumpy side, because she’s had her sloppy tits rebuilt and they are still huge, with more sensitive nipples that are always hard, and that alone makes her more tolerable, plus she’s 18, despite having had her childhood robbed of her, and her shameless attention seeking is almost depressing, but at 18….even when fat the ass has a level of perk and tightness making it all ok…especially when harnessed into high Spandex count yoga pants…so for you creepy voyeurs who like watching a bitch from TV get into her car…because of the way it make her midget booty pop….enjoy… The post Ariel Winter’s Big Ass in Leggings and Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .