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Ariel Winter Shows Off Curves in Racy Selfie, Internet Loses Its Mind

Ariel Winter has been an actress on Modern Family for seven seasons, but it’s her social media presence that’s made her a known entity in certain corners of the Internet: Normally, this would be the part where we’d make a joke about how she owes her popularity to two things: Her fashion sense and her witty captions! Instead, we’ll just cut right to the chase and point out that Ariel has giant boobs . The good news is that her curvaceous form has made Ariel an Instagram sensation. The bad news is that we’re guessing an unsettling percentage of her followers are sweaty middle-aged guys in basement apartments. Anyway, it’s best not to think about those heavy-breathing comb-over aficionados when admiring Ariel’s latest selfie. Let us instead focus on what really matters: boobs. Actually, let’s change things up a bit. Sure, she has huge boobs, but as this pic highlights, Ariel also has a tiny waist that gives her the approximate proportions of a Barbie doll come to life. This pic has racked up over 65,000 likes in the 24 hours since she posted it, but we’re guessing more than a few hundred people have read Ariel’s brief caption: “Schoolin’ your ass like the 101 #movie #fitting” she wrote. She tagged the pic in Knoxville, Tennessee. We can assume that’s an outfit she’ll be wearing in a movie in which she probably play some sexy Southern belle. Will the role help her make the jump from small screen to big? Will go from being a favorite of pasty Internet pervs to a household name? Tune in next time for more Ramblings and Rhetorical Questions About Ariel Winter’s Huge Boobs . View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 25 Pics of Our Favorite Modern Family Star!

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Old Man Lindsay Lohan in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is everything….including a clever little censor who doesn’t want the world to see her tits because she’s already shown the world her tits and it didn’t really do much for her….other than make people bored of her…not because she has bad tits, in fact she’s got amazing tits, but once you see the tits you don’t really need the girl anymore…you got what you want..partially because fucking her will make your dick fall off, but also becuase she’ll never fuck you – she aims for money to maintain her lifestyle – she’s Lohan…you know…pretty A list name, even though she hasn’t worked… So she’s being subtle and coy, showing us she’s in a bathing suit..but making sure the railing blocks out everything that matters…and that is a tragedy….because I love Lohan as she falls apart, she’s a reminder of the glory days but more importantly – her tits are glorious… She’s probably the biggest pain in the ass to hang out with – or date – even her face in these pics looks like she’s mad and complaining..that’s why I SAY solve the issue with the only redeeming thing we can…tits…and she can’t even get that right… She posted this pussy / bikini bottom not panty / flash on her instagram – good work girl…not that it’s actually work, I mean it’s Lohan…getting out of bed and not dying of a drug overdose is her idea of working…but it is panty flash! The post Old Man Lindsay Lohan in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Went to Prom of the Day

I guess her family didn’t rob her of a normal childhood…because here’s Ariel Winter the 18 year old who has already had her tits remodeled thanks to being on TV since she was very young thanks to her parents whoring her out….at prom…like a normal girl… Unlike a normal girl, she was home schooled on set where the teacher did all the work for her, as the actors union forced the production company to have her in school while acting…but like all actors they get to go through the motions and really pretend in their vapid empty but well paid existence that they really experienced it…bullshit, but cleavage pics…. The post Ariel Winter Went to Prom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Hard Nipple of the Day

I guess Ariel Winter figured that tight cropping herself from a weird angle in what is the longest and thinnest picture possible…makes her look less fat…while out in a tight shirt, not rocking a bra, because she had a breast reduction to reshape her nasty sloppy fat girl tits, into tits with hard nipples that you’d want to stare at….because you can’t give up your number one selling feature, the thing that distracts from your face and belly…when your career is based on your looks…you just gotta make them better…and milk the story as long as you fucking can – so that it feels like you and your tits matter.. I find it weird that people love this piggish thing, but I assume based on TV ratings, it is because they follow the show she’s on and have been hard for her since her early onset puberty from being whored out by her parents – it’s traumatic… The post Ariel Winter’s Hard Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner See Through of the Day

Kylie Jenner is shameless whore from a shameless whore family who does shameless whore things like her shameless whore family and she’s not even cute when she does it – she looks like a doughy cartoon character – all weirdly shaped and jacked up with injections – really giving the youth a great role model…because she is shoved down their throats, selling them product, the family’s answer to hip hop being very popular…the avon lady…puppet… I actually dig it – it’s called media manipulation and it panders to the retards who defend and support some asshole like the Jenner without remembering they are a bunch of assholes to begin with and they are just out to make money. I think it’s disgusting to fuck with people on that level of pretending to be TRANS or whatever, but all the supporters are such idiots and they know it, so wathcing the world buy into anything these people say and believing in it…is great..they are reality stars..and by default…the fucking worst species of human… The post Kylie Jenner See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Dressed Up Like a Bum Househunting of the Day

What a sloppy dumpy bitch. It’s like put some fucking effort into your look. This body shaming, body positive, look at me I’m fat and I’m proud, even after cutting off my massive tits, to reshape them into decently perkier tits, NIPPLES POINTING UP TITS….has created a generation of people who don’t get dressed up for anything but a selfie…. If you leave your house, girls everywhere are pretty much walking around in their pyjamas but not even the good pyjamas…the girl on her period eating chips or cookies on the couch while complaining for you to bring them a class of juice pyjamas… This girl is rich, she’s on TV, she’s famous and she’s out househunting…at 18..for what is probably a 3 million dollar house..and this is how she presents herself…like a homeless person who has given up – when she’s already fucking won at 18… I find it offensive..it reminds me of an era where celebrities would actually get dressed for their appointments…what the fuck is happening to humanity… She’s not wearing a bra and you can see her nipple though….which is better than the skid mark shit stains on her sweatpants you can’t see….but you know is there because she’s a nasty little pig. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Dressed Up Like a Bum Househunting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Goes Braless and It Is Awesome

Technology makes our lives so much better. From carrying a computer in our pockets to figuring out how to find diseases earlier, technology makes it a wonderful time to be alive. So, let’s take a moment and thank the person behind the might camera flash that makes it possible for us to see Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs. … read more

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Ariel-a Winter Watch: 5.16.2016

It’s been a hot minute since we went down where it’s wetter with Ariel Winter, but thankfully the 18-year-old Modern Family actress is rack at it with the insane cleavage in this Instagram pic!… read more

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50 Cent Harrassing Airport Worker of the Day

50 Cents drops his 50 Cents on some airport worker who probably makes minimum wage, which according to 50 Cent and his bankruptcy is more than 50 Cents makes, but where people are offended is that he’s accusing the kid of being on drugs…and being representative of a lazy generation…when really the kid is probably just a half retard thanks to not using genetic programming to create superhumans and we still let ghetto trash poor people reproduce to fill up the housing project! If you know what I mean, the rich get richer or some shit.. The post 50 Cent Harrassing Airport Worker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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50 Cent Harrassing Airport Worker of the Day

50 Cent Harrassing Airport Worker of the Day

50 Cents drops his 50 Cents on some airport worker who probably makes minimum wage, which according to 50 Cent and his bankruptcy is more than 50 Cents makes, but where people are offended is that he’s accusing the kid of being on drugs…and being representative of a lazy generation…when really the kid is probably just a half retard thanks to not using genetic programming to create superhumans and we still let ghetto trash poor people reproduce to fill up the housing project! If you know what I mean, the rich get richer or some shit.. The post 50 Cent Harrassing Airport Worker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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