Here’s Modern Family ‘s Ariel Winter at a couple Emmy after-parties. And according to my sources, she supposedly got a breast reduction since the last time we saw her, but I wouldn’t recommend looking too closely: Ariel’s still only 17. I just wish she’d waited until she turned 18 to make such an important decision. You know, for her health. Uh, let’s just move it along, OK? Photos: WENN.com
I’ve heard the name Ariel Winter thrown around the last few months, I just assumed she was a pornstar, but I never bothered paying attention to her, because all I saw was some chubby chick with fat tits, who was another one of these new generation Disney Stars, that I usually ignore until they can’t be ignored… Unlike most of these young girls, this Ariel Winter chick is actually on a pretty huge show, Modern Family, that I’ve never seen, which is why I never heard of her, or realized she’s a household character, in this world oversaturated with household characters, most of whom are just a waste of time social media whores… Well it turns out that the chubby girl with massive tits is 17 years old, and instead of doing what most 17 year olds with big tits do, that’s self promote aggressively being slutty… She’s gone out and got a breast reduction, one of her more marketable traits, and dudes are actually mad about this… I’ve seen at least 5 dudes on my Facebook write “No!,How Could She”…or “Breast Reductions are the Real Terrorist Threat on America”….and I’m thinking she’s some 17 year old, how the fuck do people actually give a fuck about her, because I know I don’t…and even if she was my neighbor I wouldn’t care about her breast reduction, so long as she’s got that pussy… But then I realize, people live a sad existence and TV is their only hope… Here’s the quote for her Glamour article..and pics of her smaller 17 year old tits… “I remember being in my sister’s wedding and being so flat and thinking, ‘I just wish I would grow boobs!’ and then overnight I did. But then they kept growing and growing and growing and it didn’t seem like they were going to stop.” “I was 15 years old with [size] F [breasts],” recounts Winter. “It’s like, ‘How do you navigate that?’ It started to hurt so bad that I couldn’t take the pain,” I guess this is where I am supposed to post a tribute to her tits..because that’s what you’re supposed to do with 17 year olds with breast reductions….but someone did it for me.. Here’s some Sofia Vergara VS Ariel Winter video The post 17 Year Old Ariel Winter on her Breast Reduction of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’m pretty sure that Ariel Winter is still only 16, so no matter how much she looks like the next Sofia Vergara here, you’re going to want to ignore these pictures of her at the SAG Awards and just move it along. Unless, of course, you want to be nominated for the Best New Inmate Award at your local penitentiary next year. …I didn’t think so. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I’m pretty sure that Ariel Winter is still only 16, so no matter how much she looks like the next Sofia Vergara here, you’re going to want to ignore these pictures of her at the SAG Awards and just move it along. Unless, of course, you want to be nominated for the Best New Inmate Award at your local penitentiary next year. …I didn’t think so. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I know that I always call Sarah Hyland the next Sofia Vergara , but the way Ariel Winter is headed, it looks like I may have picked the wrong Modern Family co-star. That said, Ariel’s still only 16, so just to be clear to any government monitoring agencies, I’m talking about her acting abilities. Let’s just move along, shall we? Photos: PacificCoastNews
Since I just can’t seem to quit these freckled funbags, here’s Lindsay Lohan picking up some award at a gala dinner for some Italian film festival I’ve never heard of before for her “contribution to cinema,” according to my sources. Huh, maybe she’s got a sex tape coming out or something that we don’t know about. Either that or they figured presenting her with a statue was the best way to actually get Lindsay and that famous cleavage of hers to show up for dinner. Which actually isn’t such a bad idea. I should try that! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Here’s Ariel Winter at the LA premiere of Planes: Fire & Rescue , and I know Ariel looks old for her age, so for any of you perverts out there who need a little help remembering that she’s still only 16, here’s an easy trick: she’s attending the premiere of a new Disney movie. So you might want to just move it along before you get into trouble. At least until Ariel’s old enough to attend R-rated movie premieres. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
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