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Mandy Moore Is Super Skinny And Tasty

Posted on January 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t remember the last time I had Mandy Moore pictures on the site, I don’t have a clue what she’s been up to lately, but she looks pretty damn good in those skinny jeans of hers. For some reason I always remember her being somewhat thicker than most celebrities, not fat, but let’s call it healthier looking. I guess that was why nobody was taking her picture. Well she’s skinny now so maybe we’ll be seeing more of her…. I’m referring to her boobs.

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Shakira Shakes Her Sexy Booty

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I get that pictures of a hottie like Shakira shaking her ass during a concert aren’t exactly as exciting as seeing her actually shake her ass in person, but it’s going to have to do for now. Use your imagination, that’s what I’ve been doing for the last twenty-five minutes. Only in my mind she’s not wearing those silly pants, she’s dressed as a Playboy bunny and she’s serving me a delicious cocktail while she shakes her little rabbit tail for me. Good times.

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Izabel Goulart In Some Skinny Hotness

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you like extremely attractive skinny women hanging out topless in a pair of little yellow shorts, you’re obviously a smart man, and you’re going to love these shots of Izabel Goulart . Who doesn’t love supermodels? They have no problems getting topless, they probably don’t eat a whole lot when you take them out to dinner and did I mention that they’re just so damn hot. Like I’ll ever get the chance to take a supermodel out to dinner. I’m not THAT delusional. Escorts will have to do for now.

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Izabel Goulart In Some Skinny Hotness

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you like extremely attractive skinny women hanging out topless in a pair of little yellow shorts, you’re obviously a smart man, and you’re going to love these shots of Izabel Goulart . Who doesn’t love supermodels? They have no problems getting topless, they probably don’t eat a whole lot when you take them out to dinner and did I mention that they’re just so damn hot. Like I’ll ever get the chance to take a supermodel out to dinner. I’m not THAT delusional. Escorts will have to do for now.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Big Russian Boobies

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I could hardly tell this was Scarlett Johansson on the cover of GQ Russia, it could be any blond chick really, until I saw those big old boobs of hers and realized they looked familiar. I think I could pick those things out of a line up. A breast line up would be awesome, I’d have to poke them and squeeze my face in between them so that I could make a positive identification. I’m very thorough. Anyhow, Scarlett and her big old boobs are looking good. Enjoy.

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Jayde Nicole’s Talents Are Going To Waste

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Playboy hottie Jayde Nicole doing nothing the other night in her little booty shorts and somewhat see through top. That’s pretty much all there is to this crap, if you look closely you can just barely see her bra. Whooptidoo! If you want to get some attention, dip those fat things in some whipped cream then some chocolate sprinkles or something and then get one of your slutty friends to help clean them up. Those would be some worthwhile pictures. I’m waiting.

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Hilary Duff Is A Gorgeous Specimen

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You may have heard by now that the rumors about Hilary Duff’s hot little body getting ruined by pregnancy are completely false, thank god, so I thought I’d show her off a little. Here she is looking so sexy and babyless out the other night in her cute little purple t-shirt. So now that we know she doesn’t have a baby in her and her vagina will be safe for a little while, if we could somehow convince her to get rid of her hockey playing husband we’d be in business.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Needs A Little Work

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to see that Gwyneth Paltrow is at least making an effort to get my attention, I bet she’s just been dying to get on this site for years now, but her tight dress needs a little work. It’s got some weird lumps and bumps in there, like a cat in a pillow case. Actually, maybe it’s not the dress that needs work, maybe it’s those old breast that need a little pick me up. Some double D’s perhaps? Think about it.

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Sara Jean Underwood And Her Hot Friends

Posted on January 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is pretty much exactly what I imagine Heaven looks like, filled with fake hair and fake breasts and fake lesbians who can’t keep their sexy little hands off each others boobies. Sign me up. Here’s hottie Sara Jean Underwood and some of her hot slutty friends. I’m speechless.

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Annalynne McCord Gives A Dog A Bone

Posted on January 20, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord on the set of her crappy teen show giving somebody’s dog a nice little rub and tug. I don’t know what else to tell you, that’s all I see now in these pictures, what a freak. I like it. I’m not judging her, I still think she’s hot and I don’t care what she’s into, but she looks like she’s enjoying this a little too much, it’s weird. The dog must be in heaven though, that lucky bastard.

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