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Whitney Port Could Use A Little Plastic

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whitney Port may not be the prettiest girl in the world but man, I can’t get over her long skinny legs. I want to play Jack and the Beanstalk on them. Anyway, she should get some advice from Heidi Montag because with a nose job, chin implant, boobs, and some lip injections, Whitney could be a really hot piece of ass.

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Jayde Nicole Works A Lollypop Good

Posted on April 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Most of you don’t have a clue who Jayde Nicole is, apparently I’m the only one who knows she is a former Playmate of the Year . Do people even read Playboy anymore? Anyway, as you can see by the way she works that lollypop, she’s very talented. I wouldn’t know for sure, but maybe Heff does? Gross. Let’s hope not.

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Holly Madison 1, Wind 0

Posted on April 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Holly Madison at the 3rd Annual ‘Smokin’ Hot Bachelorette Auction’, an event I wasn’t invited to because I’m broke. Man, I hope one day this gig pays off! Anyway, Holly is looking as sweet as ever but if only the wind blew a little stronger, it would’ve been a glorious day! more pictures of Holly Madison here

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Sheridan Smith Bikini Pictures

Posted on April 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not quite sure who Sheridan Smith is, but I’m guessing by the looks of her boobs, she’s British. Unfortunately, that’s about all she has going for her, that’s not to say l wouldn’t let her take a ride on my life preserver. more pictures of Sheridan Smith here

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is One Hot Hippie

Posted on April 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s pretty clear that Alessandra Ambrosio looks awesome doing pretty much anything, I guess that’s why she’s a supermodel, here she is doing a little shopping and looking pretty. Even in an oversized peace shirt she puts most women to shame. Amazing. That shirt is big enough for two people, maybe a supermodel and a skinny blogger perhaps? I won’t wear a shirt so that I won’t take up too much room. Call me.

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Kim Kardashian’s Boobs Light Up The Twitter

Posted on March 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian seems to be taking a page out of the Adrianne Curry How To Get Noticed On Twitter handbook by posting pictures she took of her big tanned titties in a little bikini. Not that I’m complaining, more hot celebs should be doing the same thing, then sending them to me with a personal message of love. It would make my job a whole lot easier and it would brighten up my sad blogging day. I will print them out and keep them in my wallet so that when I tell my family at passover dinner that I’m dating a celebrity it will seem more believable. I hope.

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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Need Work

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that Audrina Patridge’s awful show has been cancelled, what’s going to happen to my favorite fake boobed nobody? She can’t act or sing so any sort of showbiz career is out, and there’s no way she’s going to take a regular job after she’s had a taste of celebrity. What can she do? Let’s see, she’s got nice fake boobs and a lazy eye so the only thing she can do is pose for Playboy . I guess that settles it. I should be a guidance counselor.

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Cindy Crawford – Harper’s Bazaar Russia

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pictures of Cindy Crawford from Harper’s Bazaar Russia may be recycled from an old shoot, but I can’t be sure, I don’t keep up to date with the latest happenings in Harper’s Bazaar Russia because I didn’t even know there was a Harper’s Bazaar Russia . Anyhow, old or new I’m posting them because Cindy always reminds me of my carefree younger days alone in my bedroom. Good times.

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Miranda Kerr’s Cleavage Is Red Hot

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This job can mess up your perception of things sometimes so on occasion I like to find some pictures of supermodels like Miranda Kerr just walking around, you know, just to see if they look like they would blend in to everyday society…. They don’t. They’re frickin’ awesome and they know it. I bet this chick has never paid for a drink or had a parking ticket before in her life. God bless her. In my next life I would like to be a supermodels assistant. Even in the after life I have low expectations.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Assumes The Position

Posted on March 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m sure I could have spent a few minutes finding out what these pictures of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio with her perfect ass in the air are for, but I really couldn’t be bothered to take my eyes off of her. Can you blame me? You perverts have the internet box, you look it up, it’s my turn to sit back and enjoy the show. Ingrates.

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