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Rihanna Forgot To Wear A Bra

There’s just something about a woman who heads out on the town without a bra that I like… I wish I could put my finger on it. Not really, how much would it cost to put my finger on it? Call me.

Sara Jean Underwood Is Just Too Hot

Ummm…. Do I really need to say anything about these pictures of hottie Sara Jean Underwood …. Seriously? #amazinginvoluntaryboners

Sofia Vergara Flashes Her Tig Old Bitties

It’s pretty clear that Twitter has become the go to destination for all kinds of celebrity cleavage these days, and I love it. Here’s latina super MILF Sofia Vergara giving us an awesome candid look at her tig old bitties while she sits in her makeup chair. So this is how she hangs out behind the scenes all day? Amaze! I need to get myself some sort of backstage job, what does a key grip do and where do I sign up?

Warning! Sheryl Crow Bikini Pictures

There’s not a whole lot I can say about these pictures of Sheryl Crow in her bikini except…. I’m sorry.

Aubrey O’Day Squeezes The Girls Together

I don’t normally have any real pictures of Aubrey O’Day on the site, she usually makes her appearances through her Twitter page, but someone got some shots of her with her fat breasts squeezed together so I thought I’d throw her a bone…. I’d love to throw her a bone. Call me.

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures

It’s about time Vanessa Hudgens got out of her hipster clothing and put on a bikini. She should go to the beach more often because hiding such a sweet plump booty in my books is criminal. Let’s lock her up. My mom’s basement is very secure.

Lindsay Lohan’s Ghostly Hostness

I think it’s time Lindsay Lohan heads to the beach and gets a tan. Or maybe she OD’ed and is now a ghost. Anyway, I usually like my girls a little more cooked but Lindsay’s tasty white front meat makes her irresistible. I can never have enough.

What’s Rihanna Smoking?

Could that be a joint Rihanna is smoking? If so, girl better pass it along. You can’t be greedy when the Tuna needs his fix.

Taylor Momsen Gets Inappropriate Again

Taylor Momsen is no stranger to inappropriately provocative outfits, she’s been doing it for a while now, but she’s taken it overseas. Here she is in some strange tarted up in some Japanese thingy. I don’t know. Do other seventeen year olds dress like this? Seriously. I think I’m going to have a vasectomy.

Prince Harry’s Got A New Piece

As you may or may not know, Prince Harry has been stationed with the British Army just outside San Diego while he learns to fly Apache attack helicopters before a second tour of duty in Afghanistan, and apparently that’s not the only equipment he’s getting familiar with. According to the British tabloids, the spare to the heir has been spotted spending a lot of time with a tattooed cocktail waitress named Jessica Donaldson . Being the nice guy that I am, I thought it was my duty to share a few pictures of the chick in a bikini top with you. Quality reporting as usual. I give her a… Meh. She looks like pretty much every other cocktail waitress. Enjoy it while you can princess.