‘I love Britney, but you really, really, really love Britney,’ Ashley Benson said of Selena Gomez. By Jocelyn Vena Rachel Korine, Ashley Benson, Selena Gomez and MTV News’ Josh Horowitz Photo: MTV News
I never knew much about Ashley Benson before Spring Breakers , but now that I’ve been introduced to those funbags of hers, I’m a big fan. I’m digging the nerd look she’s got going on here too. In fact, Ashley’s combining two of my biggest fetishes right now: glasses and hot girls. I know, I’m a real weirdo. I think I need help. Photos: Fameflynet
Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers is essentially a movie without a purpose. It’s a sensationalized film about sensationalism, and while it gets away with very little in the way of plot or character growth for much of the film, the ending seems to cast away any sense of obligation to make a grander point one way or the other about youth culture and depravity. Spring Breakers is shot like a music video. It’s cut like a music video. Its characters think they’re in a music video. Taking their cues from MTV, James Franco, Selena Gomez, Rachel Korine, Ashley Benson, and Vanessa Hudgens ’ characters spend no mental energy at all on anything but image. In one scene Franco, who wonderfully transforms into his subtly terrifying character “Alien,” actually gives the girls an MTV Cribs -style tour of all of his “sh*t,” bragging about his money, his guns, his Scarface DVD that plays on repeat, and even his collection of “shorts in every color” (pretty sweet right?). The film tells the story of four college girls – Selena Gomez ’s character being the least open to debauchery, based on a somewhat superficial adherence to Christianity – who want desperately to go on Spring Break and “see the world.” They do whatever it takes to get there, including stealing a car and robbing a restaurant’s patrons, all in the hopes of reaching some fetishized party-girl ideal. They long for the “image” of Spring Break. When it doesn’t pan out, they shove their messy experiences into that image, and wax delusional about how magical the world seems when you don’t have to deal with any of its problems. And when those problems do arise, the girls begin to drop out, heading home by bus, dejected and depressed, and out of the film forever. While Korine seems to have interesting ideas about what greed and childish egoism can lead a person to do, Spring Breakers is more of a collection of party-culture imagery than an exploration of that culture. The opening montage of beer being showered over bare breasts lets the audience know right away what they’re getting into (and for those who are interested: the bare breasts do keep coming). What Korine does best in Spring Breakers is make the audience anxious. From the off-putting “gun-cocking” sounds that accompany many of the cuts between scenes, to the frenetic camerawork, oddly-colored scenes, and reliance on repetition (Korine uses several takes of the same dialogue, looped one after the other, often set in different locations), Korine set out to make viewing Spring Breakers an uncomfortable experience. And when we as the audience finally have somebody speaking for us, when Gomez’s character gets as uncomfortable as we do with Alien and his cohorts, she disappears from the film almost instantly, leaving us feeling trapped in the discomfort. RATING: 2.5/5
Well the day is finally here, sort of, because Spring Breakers (2013) is opening in limited release. It’s set to open much wider on March 22nd, but for now only New York and LA will be able to see Selena Gomez bouncing around in a bikini and a half-naked Vanessa Hudgens making out with Ashley Benson in a pool. If you’re not interested in drug-fueled Disney star threesomes, you’re pretty much out of luck, because the wide release The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) has Olivia Wilde , but no nudity to make your wand levitate. More after the jump!
Well the day is finally here, sort of, because Spring Breakers (2013) is opening in limited release. It’s set to open much wider on March 22nd, but for now only New York and LA will be able to see Selena Gomez bouncing around in a bikini and a half-naked Vanessa Hudgens making out with Ashley Benson in a pool. If you’re not interested in drug-fueled Disney star threesomes, you’re pretty much out of luck, because the wide release The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) has Olivia Wilde , but no nudity to make your wand levitate. More after the jump!
Nude in theaters, former child stars Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson go T&A wild during a threesome in Spring Breakers. Nude on Blu-ray, Selma Blair goes Selma bare for In Their Skin , and HBO’s Girls brings us Shiri Appleby’s nude debut .
Lana Del Rey is an interesting story that I liked to hate one in the beginning because I felt she was a product of her rich dad just giving his “troubled” rich kid daughter something to do with herself, to make something of herself, and to stop humiliating the family with her failing….which made for a good story…and whether it is truth or not doesn’t matter…cuz if you’re a rich kid capable of releasing hit songs and making yourself famous….fucking do it with whoever is willing to finance it…cuz the famous life…is far better than being a nobody…it’s a fact….that’s why everyone wants it so bad… These pics are of her at some Fashion show, showing legs, hiding vag, giving me boners….two of them….at the same time…which is kinda weird… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I am into Ashley Benson now that I’ve been seeing pics of the Springbreakers promo tour, because she’s the substantially hotter bikini clad girls who are also in the movie….that you may know as Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, who I like to refer to as the monkeys…..because of their hairiness and ethnic complexion….and I guess in this case the blonde white chick is better…cuz only cuz she’s not as chubby as the other two… And here she is with two other girls who I guess she’s on a TV show with…that I’ve never heard of…cuz I don’t watch TV and don’t bother with looking these low levels up, cuz it’s too much work for their 5 minute window….forgotten tomorrow…careers….but I do look at their cleavage….
Once again, we have the Spring Breakers girls at another premiere and once again there is an Ashley Benson/ Selena Gomez showdown. This round Selena with her see through top gets the win. Let’s see how Ashley responds.
Ashley Benson for the win…and I am not saying that cuz I like white blonde chicks better than her little monkey looking co-stars….in fact I like little monkey looking co-stars….especially when they are getting naked and staging relationships with homosexuals to get ahead….to break free from the foundation Disney’s made for them…but for some reason…these shots of Ashley Benson on her promo tour for their movie are good enough for me to want to have unprotected sex with….even if she’s only naked while clothed….but looking like she just fucked the night away and that she’s starting her day with a nice glow….because I want to get this pregnant…. That said – I like the cleavage on the girl on the left….hello! TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER ON HER SPRINGBREAKERS TOUR FOLLOW THIS LINK